Wheres my cancer?

[Anonymous]

i started smoking age 16, Became a heavy smoker within 2 years. Dont believe in denying myself pleasures.
And smoking is certainly still a pleasure. Am now 54 and wondering where the hell is this lung cancer im supposed to have? I suspect the smoking police were full of it, So glad i didn't listen

[Redstang88]

Are you really trying to argue that smoking isn’t bad for you? I’m not one to preach about unhealthy habits, but I know damn well it WILL catch up to me at some point

[Asker]

or maybe thats their advertising making people think that..
And just as Africans die after a witchdoctor points a bone at them they do.. Actually i think thats aborigines, Anyway stop thinking itll catch up with you just in case that very thinking makes i happen.
Lets say average age a man lives is 70. I've only got 16 years left anyway. im looking like a winner

[HelpfulWoman]

ermm it's not a guarantee XD its just a more likely scenario.

[Apple1996]

Well you are only 54 so still have time for it to creep up

[Asker]

something to look forward to you think?
even if id got it 20 years ago itd be worth the price,
But im dubious of it causing cancer as both parents smoked and didn't get it and an older sibling

[Apple1996]

Yeah my dad smoked for like 45 years but didn't start getting problems till now at 63 with his lungs. Not cancer. He stopped smoking just cause it made him feel icky

[OlderAndWiser]

Troll much?