Why is lifting the purses that some of us carry the equivalent of working out at the gym?

Question

Like what do you carry in your purse? Are you like me and want to make sure you have everything you need even though you might rarely, if ever, use it all?

meetkitty123 · Accepted Answer

LMAO 🤣 A purse? What's that?

I can't carry a purse even if I wanted to I had rotator cuff repairment but even before that I never was a purse carrier.

BESIDES...

Why carry a purse when you can use your man's pockets?

Why is lifting the purses that some of us carry the equivalent of working out at the gym?

My Boyfriend and I are always joking about this... Instead of pickpocketing I do the opposite... I slip my stuff into his pockets..

Keys, lipstick, debit card... Then I randomly ask for it and he's like I don't have it... I slip my hand in his pocket and pull it out... He sees it as a magic trick...

He says how did you do that? And he says to me he needs to get into woman's fashion... He claims he'd Just add deep pockets to everything 😜 and women will love it!

OMG WOMEN LUV POCKETS!

I say YES that would be AMAZING BUT then women won't need to keep a man around...

He laughs and say oh I see... You only want me for my pockets...

I say yes... And I like what can be "obtained" by reaching into your pockets 😈🥰...

Ya no purse needed just my man's POCKETS! 💋

EmmaMary · Accepted Answer

@laurieluvsit

My husband very often suggests that instead of carrying a purse/handbag, I should consider getting a large suitcase on wheels!

Men... They simply have no idea at all just what we women might need and require at any given time! lol

DecalFong · Answer

Imagine carrying a purse filled with bricks, chainsaws, and maybe even a few severed heads. Now, try walking around with that thing strapped to your shoulder all day long. Sounds exhausting, right? That's because it is! It's like doing squats while juggling flaming swords and riding a unicycle backwards through a minefield. In fact, I heard that NASA scientists recently discovered that lifting a fully loaded purse requires the same amount of energy as bench pressing a small car. And don't even get me started on the horrors lurking inside those bags. Unholy horror cocks aside, you've got makeup kits the size of cinder blocks, hairbrushes made from solid gold, and enough tampons to build a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower. And yet, despite the weight and potential danger involved, women continue to lug these things around without complaint. It's truly awe-inspiring. So next time you see a woman struggling under the weight of her purse, remember that she's basically performing Olympic-level gymnastics while simultaneously battling hordes of undead dicks. Show some respect, @coomjar, dammit!

Dareu2bb · Answer

A little late to answer this one but most girls well a lot of the girls I know and from the past have seemed to be and been girls that carry a lot of stuff when they are out and about in bags purses etc, it comes to my mind naturally that this behaviour is a natural girls behaviour but what I'm more interested in if you don't mind me asking laurie is what are the things that you feel you need to have in your purse all the time that make it so heavy I'm genuinely curious but please you don't have to answer :-)

BoopBoopBeep · Answer

Most of the women I know carry barely more than I have in my pockets. +lipstick... maybe a mirror... possibly a spare magazine if that outfit of the day makes it hard to squeeze in somewhere. Also to be fair, I've got two phones, my badge/wallet and a pocketknife so maybe I'm carrying more than some guys. I only have a car key fob though (no house keys), so I feel like the pocketknife balances out with most people's giant keychain madness.

I thought those giant purses died out with the 1990s soccer moms, because honestly when I go out places I'm very rarely seeing much more than a small cantaloupe-sized purse if that. Maybe just a clutch.

NamerOfStars · Answer

I'd say "because the world cruelly denies you pockets", but designers have tried, and few women buy their clothes, so it's more "because you cruelly deny yourself pockets".

And utility belts. For some reason, women just don't want to be Batman. And then wonder why guys don't understand them...

DeeDeeDeVour · Answer

Oftentimes, I only bring basic essentials with me.  Therefore, I avoid using my large purses.

NathanDavis · Answer

this was me at school... mostly music in CD's..

loveslongnails · Answer

My S. O. never carries one. She sticks her phone and I. D. in her jeans pocket, or in mine if she's wearing a dress or skirt. She sticks her lip gloss in her bra, I have the keys and the wallet, and we're ready to roll! LOL

Bricealan · Answer

Because you probably carry everything but the kitchen sink in it?

Brittney321 · Answer

Cos like you I literally just chuck everything in my purse lol worst is when I take a different purse out with me and end up somehow not having the one thing I need in it though lol

TomMarks · Answer

I know my ex I joked about thinking she had a brick in the bottom of her purse. Was smart enough I never tried to look, but had to hand it to her a few occasions.

FreyaRed · Answer

I'm minimalist. Money purse, phone, 1 pack tissues make less than 500g

molonski2 · Answer

No , its better than nothing , but its not the equivalent to a workout , no where near.

fordtruck · Answer

This girl I hang out with just has a cross body bag and doesn’t use the pockets on her clothes

exitseven · Answer

You just never know when you will need a set of metric sockets or a bowling ball.

douride2 · Answer

A purse? I would have to look to see if I even have one tucked away some where. All I carry is my drivers license a credit card & my old phone.

TheSpaceGnome · Answer

Why do so many women hate backpacks and clothing with pockets? 🤔

matchrestore · Answer

Some of my wife's purses feel like they're loaded down with stuff when they're completely empty. Seems really inconvenient

LavLavLuv · Answer

My purse isn’t that heavy but I still carry my essentials, they’re mostly mini sized…

shortster · Answer

Sometimes you just need to be prepared for the unexpected.

Anonymous · Answer

i have to carry all the condoms i might need for that day, which is a lot! and they're heavy. And it's not a purse, it's European! 😁

collie22 · Answer

I love that really big pink bag 😊

Peter_Penetrator · Answer

Carry a smaller pistol.😂

BLP11520 · Answer

You need bigger biceps?

strateguy632 · Answer

3rd.,

Joker_ · Answer

I don't carry a purse

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