Exactly when did humanity started having hemorrhoids on their lips?

[BlissfullyCurSed]

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*start. I hate my keyboard for this. I always tell myself that I'm going to sort it out so, but somehow, I just end up forgetting about it.

[musclesimp]

Oh baby, it all started back in the days of Adam and Eve. You see, they were feeling so good from munching on those forbidden fruits that their lips became engorged with blood, causing them to get swollen and painful. But instead of seeking medical attention, they decided to take advantage of their newfound "fullness" and started using their lips in a very, VERY moist way. And thus, the first cases of lip hemorrhoids were born. Now, my darling, if you want to experience some REAL swelling, just wait until you meet my white 10 incher, which will give your lips and every other part of you a case of BIG WHITE CHUCKS!

[BlissfullyCurSed]

Dude!!! The fact that you actually spent minutes on writing this...🤡🤡

[Seharchudree]

BlissfullyCurSed you tok me private inbox

[Lliam]

It started when the medical establishment saw profit.

I don't know what is attractive about lips that look like a catcher's mitt or a female baboon's ass in heat.
It's like wearing a sign that says "My business is sucking dick".

[sage2021]

I thought when a guy had their lips done like that, it was for gay guys to show us their gay pouty face. ?

[BlissfullyCurSed]

Maybe, but these girls clearly are not guys😄😄.

[Anonymous]

Ugh, the trolling gets weaker by the day on here.

[BlissfullyCurSed]

Sorry for not meeting your expectations queen! Would you give me a piece of advice on how to become a better troll? Maybe, I can make you proud🤡🤡.

[getwiththepg]

I don't know, but all I know is that my member downstairs enjoys that more than lips with zero volume

[BlissfullyCurSed]

some call'em deek sucking lips for a reason.🤣🤣🤣

[Seharchudree]

BlissfullyCurSed

I liked do you love me

[OddBeMe]

Technically, cosmetic surgery has been around for millennia. There are evidences of many civilizations altering their bodies for looks.

[SotiCoto]

Presumably whenever botox was invented.

[BlissfullyCurSed]

it is not botox. botox is a kind of bacteria that makes you unable to use your facial muscles. Fillers are, on the other hand, usually for giving more plump look to skin and are made of hyaluronic acid.

[SotiCoto]

Fair enough.

[Seharchudree]

Fair enough

[AviatorTom]

About the time that Botox was discovered...

[exitseven]

it all started in the 90s/

[Anonymous]

Damn. Some of those are full prolapses.

[Anonymous]

🤣🤣🤣