What if guys had periods?

[12karen]

Lol 😂😂

[lightbulb27]

"Sorry coach, I'd like to take out that running back like usual, but I'm... you know... "on my thing" and just not myself."

"It's ok Bob, I understand, I yelled at my wife all night last night for no reason and had a gallon of ice cream. The whole team seems a little moody... maybe we're all in synch, lets cry for a while"?

[12karen]

Lmaoooo 😂, exactly

[lightbulb27]

that's one smart AI bot!!!
@12karen haha!:) I can only imagine the true reality of womens sports...

[HouseMoat]

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/health-fitness/health-news/men-have-pms-symptoms-too-it-is-called-irritable-male-syndrome/articleshow/69673412.cms

[SaoirseS]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=srH4rkyRkvY&pp=ygUgbWFyZ2FyZXQgY2hvIGlmIGd1eXMgaGFkIHBlcmlvZHM%3D

[laly520]

they would then stop calling it disgusting or tell others to stop whining

[12karen]

Yeah, literally

[handsomelad70]

I'm 70, so those days for me would be over.

[BoopBoopBeep]

I've never thought it disgusting.

I got blown up 15 years ago. It's hurt every day since. Nobody cares how I feel and I don't expect somebody to coddle me and excuse me from societal interaction. My calf has seized uncontrollably without warning since they dug the bullet out of it in 2017. I still have to take the stairs at work when the elevator is slow/down because nobody cares that I'm in pain.

I agree that saying "stop whining" is insensitive, but from a practical, and practicable standpoint, what is it that you would like people to do for you while you are on your period that isn't being done now? Genuine question, not being an a-hole.

[laly520]

nothing
never asked anyone to do anything for me during my period, I have a boyfriend who takes care of me during it without me even asking for it
my point that lot of guys don't get how hurtful it is n they make it seem like not big deal
I had a female coworker crying cuz of intolerable pain n my other coworker said to her "oh stop being a baby"

[12karen]

@laly520 that's why I want guys to have periods, even for once so they know it's a big deal, that we have to deal everymonth

[laly520]

yes
u got my point

[KrakenAttackin]

@BoopBoopBeep

This:
I ejected from an F-18, broke my back and destroyed my shoulder. I have had multiple surgeries and chronic pain since. Guess what, no one gives a fuck. I have to suck it up and keep moving. I can't whine to anyone and just curl up and complain.

[BoopBoopBeep]

@laly520
I see... so this is more about an "I hear you" moment then, yes? In that case. I hear you on your montly pain. Sorry you have to go through that.

[laly520]

@BoopBoopBeep thanks for understanding

[BoopBoopBeep]

@laly520
I don't know how to do a thumbs up emoji here... so... thumbs up!

I'm old I get to be not trendy :P First couple dozen times I heard "zaddy" I thought it was just some sort of collective speech impediment.

[laly520]

@BoopBoopBeep first time I heard about zaddy I thought it was another cringy rapper

[BoopBoopBeep]

@laly520
hahah mumble rap at that

[BoopBoopBeep]

@KrakenAttackin badass piece of hardware those hornets. TYFYS brother

[KrakenAttackin]

@BoopBoopBeep You too bro. I was an early Hornet guy, the Super Hornet was still on paper. It seems like 1,000 years ago.

[BoopBoopBeep]

@KrakenAttackin 97B here, went to work with the 18 guys, ended up doing a number of trips with some people from northern virginia.

... a lot of stuff seems like 1,000 years ago now...

[KrakenAttackin]

@BoopBoopBeep Very cool. I look back and can't believe how much time has passed. Sometimes I miss it but other times I remember what a horror show it was.

[BoopBoopBeep]

@KrakenAttackin Miss the monkeys, not the circus

[KrakenAttackin]

@BoopBoopBeep Yes, exactly.

[DarkLegacy]

Why are women so obsessed with men having to experience womens problems or wanting them to.

How about what if women had balls and got kicked in the balls, or what if women had enlarged prostate or what if women had a penis and could not get a hard on.

[wiltingrosepetal]

It's because it's something men don't understand and often mock us for when we complain about them 😭 We'd just love for men to know how it actually feels

[Joshydavid25]

@wiltingrosepetal Most men don't actually mock women's periods, but a lot of women can be overdramatic about them..

[wiltingrosepetal]

So, you proved me right. Men don't understand what periods are like so they call women overdramatic for complaining about them 💞

[Joshydavid25]

@wiltingrosepetal I do understand to an extent, but I loved with three women for much of my life.. All who had periods, and none of them showed many signs of any noticeable pain.. Even had my little sisters pads stinking up the house.. I and a lot of men are sympathetic and have been sympathetic to periods since the beginning of time, but when it's thrown over our heads it almost makes us wanna turn our heads..

[Joshydavid25]

@wiltingrosepetal Lived**..

[DarkLegacy]

@wiltingrosepetal Lol women mock men getting hit in the balls getting their penis chopped off, plenty think it is funny to do it.

[DarkLegacy]

@wiltingrosepetal Women do overdramatise them, they use them as a weapon. In the UK the snowflake younger women think they should get time off work for them.

[12karen]

@DarkLegacy The things is you don't know how it feels like, we don't overdramatize. Do you realize that it is a layer that is detached from the uterus, already it hurts constantly but when in the middle of your sleep you have the impression that one of your organs is being torn apart except that this torture lasts three to a week, and it can happen twice a month, depending on the person, we don't overdramatize, it's awful and I'm sure if you knew how much it hurts, you I would like not to get out of bed during your periods.
Maybe you get hit in the balls everymonth plus If you get hit it's your fault, not ours, if we suffer it's for you, for your kids

[DarkLegacy]

Us getting hit in the balls is not our fault.

[ChicoFromThe305]

The black plague would most likely take over again, and I'm sure a new law would form that you can't pee blood in public, there will be period items for guys as well I assume and of course that shit would be terrifying lmao

[handsomelad70]

Would such protection be called laddies' sanitary devises?

[Still-alive]

I'm pretty sure we'd all be dead via nuclear war by now lol

[12karen]

Haha 😂

[sirderpsalot123]

I'd brag/lie to my friends about how I bleed like 9L every month, to one up them.

[Charliefretz329]

This would definitely happen

[sirderpsalot123]

" yeah? Well I bled AT LEAST 10l last month"

[12karen]

Maybe I should 😂😂

[sirderpsalot123]

Do it lol

[Charliefretz329]

That world would be weird

[Anonymous]

You would hear some real whining if that was the case.

[12karen]

Lol, I swear 😂

[JoePro_]

Probably true, at least for the writing. We don't pee on each other though, so I can't imagine spraying our periods on each other either.

[NathanDavis]

I've seen something similar to this during a game...

soccer kick... missed the ball but got one ball...

[electromagnetic]

guys would lose their shit if blood started pouring out their penises.

[StudyingAuthor]

LOL. They would also hate the cramps. I had the worst cramps 2 months ago.

[electromagnetic]

@StudyingAuthor imagine the mood swings? 🤣

[StudyingAuthor]

FACTS!

[rigmarole]

It's estimated 75% of people experience hemorrhoids symptoms at some point. Most people just don't waste time complaining about a bloody hole, well unless they're a woman.

[12karen]

See, you don't even know how it feels like and you think we're just complaining for nothing,

[rigmarole]

Everyone has had stomach cramps before shitting their guts out from eating one thing or another at some point in their life. They've been gassy and bloated before. They've had flu like symptoms at some point in their life when they get sick. As I said 75% of people develop hemorrhoids at some point in their life and end up with a bloody burning orifice that is uncomfortable. Something like 40% of men experience anemia at some point in their life. Other than that, it's mainly a hormone imbalance. These aren't major pain events. Sure it's uncomfortable, but there are far worse things in life. For example I had a machete nearly take off two of my fingers and I didn't even feel it. Having a tummy ache isn't really much to talk about. Spinal and nerve pain is pretty bad. Chronic migraine headaches are pretty bad. Tummy ache not so much...

[rigmarole]

Even at then I've had a herniated disc before that put pressure on my sciatic nerves sending shooting pain through both legs and up to my lung stopping my breathing, where both my hip joints where in 24 hour pain even while stationary or moving, and it felt like I was getting kicked in the balls 24 hours a day for roughly 10 days until things started to noticeably improve. Yet I still got up and walked around. I still worked, I still did daily tasks like cooking meals, loading the dishwasher, taking out the garbage, washing clothes, etc. and even did light construction work (i. e. plumbing and electrical) on my off time several days a week lying on my back in the sand. I might of grunted a litter here or there but I didn't complain. At the time if I lifted maybe more than 35 LB my body would completely fail and I would fall to my knees but I just got back up and kept going. You really underestimate men.

[rigmarole]

*little4

[Metalbarbie]

Men can't even handle getting a simple cold. If they got periods the hospitals will be packed

[OddBeMe]

Then periods would be a reason for calling in sick in society. Without question.

Now get me that fax, sugar.

[dustybiker2]

If that leads to the male uterus some men will be in a world of trouble at the end of nine months...

[Joshydavid25]

Then that means we would have a uterus and a reason to have periods.. Which means our bodies would adapt it.. But that image is nasty.. LOL..

[convo_king89]

I read somewhere that the guy equivalent would be our mood through out the day. Like in the morning were horny with wood.

[12karen]

Girls have morning bean as well

[convo_king89]

Bean? Like clitorus

[Anonymous]

We would have a bunch of big babies 🤣 most men would not handle having a period well.

[FenixG45]

I always sympathized and pampered my Lady during her periods because I know how she suffered.

[exitseven]

then everyone would be bitchy

[12karen]

Ohh.

[Charliefretz329]

I pee blood 🩸 when I get kidney stones…

[12karen]

Ouch.

[Charliefretz329]

Super ouch

[legalboxers]

we could be more understanding

[12karen]

Lol 😆

[Siri137]

LOL, we'd never hear the end of it! :D

[FunkyMonkee]

Girls don't piss blood, why would guys?

[Miah04]

Oh god😭that image

[dustybiker2]

I took in too much detail myself lol

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 😂😂

[Alex-Snow]

We would have to suck it up I guess!

[ab2shifty]

Well uhh, let’s hope that doesn’t happen 🤣

[euniestars]

ID LAUGH IF THEY DID

[LimitedBenefits101]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[bradley142]

we or i would die lol

[AnAmazingGuy]

They will start respecting girls.

[jimmy2]

Thank God we don't