Do you have DEAD BUTT SYNDROME?

[AviatorTom]

How about a PSA for a Sunday?

Dead butt syndrome (DBS) is a condition that affects the gluteal muscles and tendons, causing pain, stiffness, and weakness in the hips, back, and legs.

Gluteal amnesia, aka “dead butt syndrome,” is a medical condition different from pins-and-needles in which the muscles outside and behind your hips get so weak from sitting at your desk job every day that they actually forget how to work. It forces the rest of your body to work harder when you’re exerting yourself, but it’s easy to combat: Just stand up every 30 to 50 minutes and…poke your butt. Marching in place, squatting, and doing hip circles will also help.

For more details about DBS, check out this webpage:

All About Gluteal Amnesia (‘Dead Butt Syndrome’)

[CrazyGirl2]

No, I'm very fortunate to not have gluteal amnesia. I do have a bad knee from my gymnastics injury and I have a wrist that clicks and hurts when the weather changes, so I know I'm gonna have arthritis in my wrist when I get old, and I'm definitely going to need a knee replacement. But thankfully, my ass is in pretty good shape. Maybe working out four days a week and focusing on my glutes on at least one or two of those days, has helped to stave off “The Walking Dead (butt syndrome)”

I hope you liked my little GOL "giggle out loud"
Laura 🤗 🥰

[purplepoppy]

Remember boys, poke her bum in the office. It's not sexual harassment it's a medical necessity.

[Oncewildtwiceburned]

I think they are pulling shit out of their fifth point of contact. The symptoms are correlative to S-1 L-5 displacement and spurs, usually causing sciatica and other things this case mentionels

[OlderAndWiser]

I know a few lazy people who i have called dead asses, but i didn’t know it was a real medical condition!

[OlderAndWiser]

Thanks for MHO!

[NathanDavis]

I just tested it out, and... no

it ain't dead

[RebelinSteel]

Nope not at all, I do have hangoveritis, also known as FBS.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Too many broads have HUGE BUTT SYNDROME !!!

[Anonymous]

Yes sir