Will a frozen potato help tighten me up after a good session?

[purplepoppy]

A while back, doctors were telling us not to shove frozen potatoes where the sun don't shine. I assume cooked ones were OK. It was one of those things influencers were recommending but I reckon they were being payed by big farmer.

Anyhow, they claimed it would cure piles, but I want to know would it help tighten me back up after a good session in the sack?

[Francine_Roosevelt]

Hey @purplepoppy I waited for you at the Tower of London, but I guess you were busy tightening up your anus. I got so turned on thinking about it, that I donned this suit of armor that's designed to accommodate the most aroused of English penis, so I'm guessing they get really turned on as they're fighting French guys.

[Butt-hurt-Troll]

Which maneuvers do they use to fight off the french dogs?

[electromagnetic]

There are so many things people can shove in their anuses that would feel so much better than a potatoes.

[andreasderjuengere]

I grew up in a village where potatoes are the 'big thing' ...

to grow :)

Knowing meanwhile that you are also fond of a good round of cooking, my suggestion is this:

Keep things where they belong :D

[AviatorTom]

I can think of several things other than potatoes...

[Abbycado]

I think this is how trump consumes his McDonald’s fries. 🍟

[NathanDavis]

and, what on earth are the piles... lol

[Stevepro68]

No no no bad idea bad bad idea.

[stratford]

Some people will try anything once lol