1 yHowever long it takes. Sometimes I'm jerking off with conditioner and sometimes I'm fucking a chick in there. I'm the real life version of what an Incel likes to hate on and wish they could be like at the same time. But they have time alone... do they jerk off while they're in the shower? They won't just admit it like I just did and that's what the difference really is.

I will beat off in the shower unless you join me and lean down and arch your back for me.
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He threatens you with getting off without you, if you don't provide him with your reason for him to get off.
Do you not understand the genius of this guy?
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As long as it takes…
Could vary depending on why Im showering…
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Haha!! It makes sense. 😉
1 yenough to feel clean, relaxed, warmed, or whatever additional goal I wanted to achieve except cleaning myself :D
usually 20-30 minutes... longer if I wash my hair21 Reply
1.1K opinions shared on Health & Fitness topic. Normally around 10 mins. ... With hair washing 20 - 25 mins.
How about your goodself @thegreenyogi xxx
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Is that all inclusive with hair washing? xxx - 1 y
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OMG... Telling me you are! xxx
Purely out of curiosity, do you have long or short hair? xxx - 1 y
At the moment I have a bob haircut which is short but I am currently growing it out a bit. But in the past I have had really long hair and I still took that amount of time. My parents trained me military style to maximise time and to not waste water. Lol! xxx
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Gosh... Thank you so very much indeed @thegreenyogi for the MHO. 💕💕
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15-30. Its a moment to just mentally relax and process a bit to so the first couple of minutes I am not actively washing myself but let things naturally wash away as I just take a moment to process and think. After a bit of that I begin actually washing myself. I could do it much faster if I wanted to.
20 ReplyIt depends on if it's in the morning or night sometimes just enough to get clean and sometimes I just stand there and drown myself and just let that hot water hit mere-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft
10 Reply728 opinions shared on Health & Fitness topic. Usually nearly 10 minutes. But I don't have the water running the whole time.
The first thing I do is wash my hair and face with the shower running. Once I rinse, I turn off the water and scrub my upper body, feet and lower legs. Then I turn the water on, rinse, turn off the water again and scrub the rest of my body. Then I rinse again.
So the water is only running for a few minutes in total.10 ReplyWhen its cold outside, I may take a little longer than usual. Just to enjoy the warm water and atmosphere.
During the hot season, several times a day with cold water. It cools you down and gives you a boost of energy.
When my wife joins me in the shower, as long as we both enjoy it...
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1 yDepends on what I'm doing. If I'm shaving then that would take about 30 to 45 mins but if I'm just showering then 10 to 15 mins.
re-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft10 Reply 343 opinions shared on Health & Fitness topic. 20 MINS , because I do quite a bit of shaving , brush teeth , gargle all this kind of stuff , once in the morning , once before bed. no shaving in the evening , so maybe 15 minutes.
10 Reply15 minutes without washing my hair and 25 minutes with washing it, but I can soak in the bathtub for an hour or more, and I off shower afterwards. I love water.
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1 y30+ if I have to wash my hair, that’s a huge ordeal right now. Part of me can’t wait to cut it off, lmao. But probably 15-20 minutes if I don’t need to wash my hair.
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1 yWell I like taking shower, on a average I spend around 20 mins under the showerre-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft
10 ReplyAbout 7-10 minutes!
When I jack off, it takes 20-60 minutes tthanks to burn-out treatment gone wrong in psychward. Antipsychotics caused ejaculation to take many times longer and feels only quarter as good as it used to.
Thats why I never trust mental health so called professionals!00 Reply
1 ySometimes 5 minutes, sometimes 60.
Usually I'd say around 15-20 though. re-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft10 ReplyAround 20 to 25 minutesre-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft
10 Reply1.9K opinions shared on Health & Fitness topic. Less than 10 minutes if I don't shave.
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u 1 y10 usually, just enough time to wash the important bits. Twice per week it’s 20-30 so that I can have a proper wash.
10 Reply 15-20 minutes is my time for showering unless it's summers or I have hot water in winters. That can take 1-2 hours. re-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft
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1 yI wish I could spend 15 minutes. But my shower is under repair. State/kakakakukukyvivivbebebe/colourblack
GAG, I have bugged myself. Don't bug anymore10 ReplyAll depending on mood and aline or with someone.
- Going to work and coming from work only ten to fifteen minutes.
- With my girlfriend may longer time.
10 ReplyI play music, and get lost in the music and can literally be in the shower for like an hour sometimes
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1 y25 minutes maybe. re-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft
10 Reply5 minutes usually. Longer if I actually have time to relax
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1 y5 minutes I don’t need a ton of time to shower and a shorter shower lets me sleep in more
10 Reply1.1K opinions shared on Health & Fitness topic. I enjoy the lovely warmth for about 10 mins. Then make it freezing and get out asap!
10 ReplyJust showering, 15min, giving a live concert to my shampoo and soap, 15-20 min,
22 ReplyNormally 15mins, sometimes 30mins when I'm enjoying that hot water. re-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft
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1 y30 to 40... usually depends on mood n time really
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1 yUsually about 20 minutes. Sometimes a little longer.
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1 yI never brought a stop watch. My estimate: 5 to 10 minutes
20 Reply It varies depending if it is right after a workout or just to rinse off. Usually less than 5 minutes I guess...
10 ReplyJust a enough time to hide from the assassin with the suppressed pistol who snuck in through my window. re-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft
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1 y15 to 20. Depends on if I need to wash my hair twice.
10 Reply 652 opinions shared on Health & Fitness topic. That depends on how awake I am, how late I'm running, or if I took a dirt bath earlier at work
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1 y20re-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft
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1 yIn between 7-10 minutes. It usually depends on how long it takes me to shave.
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1 ySix to ten minutes. The ten is when I wash my hair.
10 Reply 10 minutes, unless I'm with a woman, then until the water goes cold.
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1 y10-15 minre-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft
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Anonymous(18-24)1 ylong enough for the water to rise up
rather be a squeaky clean bitch over a dirty hoe10 Reply8 to 15 minutes. re-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft
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1 y10 to 15 minutes is typical. If I'm in a hurry, no more than 5 minutes.
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1 yOver 20 minutes usually
30 ReplyLike over 30 minutes lol, I like the heat and it's my thinking spot too
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1 y45 min. My hair is super thick and is unruly is it isn't deep conditioned, also the hot water helps with my back pain.
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m 1 y22 minutes and 46 seconds...
20 Reply 494 opinions shared on Health & Fitness topic. only 10-15 when I avoid to get my hair wet
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1 y30-40 minutes
30 Reply2.8K opinions shared on Health & Fitness topic. 10 minutes.
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1 yUsually 20 minutes..
10 Reply3 to 4 songs, so about 12 minutes 😂
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1 yApproximately 30 minutes
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1 yMaybe 5 - 10 min + drying hair
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1 y10 to 15 minutes
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1 yProbably 15 to 20 minutes
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1 yThirty. It is so relaxing.
10 ReplyI don't know. I do take long showers
10 ReplyI shower in cold water so about 5
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Anonymous(30-35)1 yDepends if my shower head is treating me right
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1 y30 mins and an hour for everything shower
20 Reply10/15 minutes.
10 Reply20 minutes we need to shock.
10 Reply10-15 min
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