My Christmas Wish List

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1. I want to punch a kangaroo in the face

#RooLivesMatter

Paws up, Don't punch!

2.Peace in the Middle East

A piece of this Middle East would be nice, Too <3

3. 17 National championships :)

4. Malt liquor

So much better than eggnog!

5. All real women need this shirt

6. Half of me wants the librurls to quit whining like b*tches, But the other half is enjoying the meltdown too damn much!

Typical social justice liars clinging to their anti-white propaganda (hate speech), failed agendas, and useless popular vote

7. A bucket of water to throw on Hillary

8. More movies based on video games

I can't get enough :D

9. I'd love to see Rahm Emanuel finally get arrested

I'm sure the criminal types he loves defending would enjoy passing him around the block.

10. I wish people would quit acting like illegal aliens have some kind of right to be in the United States.

#MerryXmas

[Izumiblu]

I wouldn't mind taking a shot at a kangaroo, but unfortunately his arms are longer than mine.

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Damn :o

[Izumiblu]

what can i say, i have short arms for a toxic hippy asshole :P

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That sounds weird looking lol

[Izumiblu]

a toxic hippy asshole with short arms? completely normal, i live in a blue state

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Blue states, Ugh :/

[Izumiblu]

well, im a social liberal, so it works

Tomorrow, ill have a grande no fat extra foam double shot vanilla soy latte with my metrosexual co-worker, next door to the marijuana boutique after which i'll meet with the my mentor who is the male half of a lesbian married couple. Then ill go to my brown bag lunch for minority women in the work place where ill be told that unfortunately we've had a.7% decrease in female employment, but not to worry because we expect to offset that next year with female college hires. So, life is all shits and giggles in left world.

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That's a good non-binary global nationalist!
Don't forget to praise the late Castro before recycling your body hair to fuel that Prius :p

[Izumiblu]

Ok, i was with you up until the prius castro business. I hate prius drivers, sometimes i just wanna ram that gigantic battery up their puckered little asses. My neighbor drives a nissan leaf, im sure she gets pissed off when i pass her in the middle of the intersection right after she pulled away from the stop sign... fucking bitch.

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That's fk'n brutal :o

[TheFlak38]

I want to punch in the face the little drummer boy.