Make up a Christmas movie plot?

[_Just_A_girl_]

[AsaKyo]

A cute, thicc dark headed chick works at a strip club. At the beginning of December, a rich, loaded black dude walks in and throws out huge wads of cash and is like, "Whoever can find my $10,000 cash stack gets to be my bitch for the week".

The dark headed stripper chick is like, "Pfft, ain't no way in hell imma be some hussler's bitch with that nasty ass dick". Ahah, but to her surprise, it lands between her titties and she's like, "Ah shit". So y'know, the place is closing up and the rich dude comes up to her and he's got this huge shit eating grin on his face and takes her hand and pulls her, walking him to her car.

She's pissed off during the car ride home, but they have a nice conversation, mhmm. He drops her off at her place and next day, she goes to her normal job of teaching college students. Surprise, surprise, the dude is another teacher who works at the school *insert typical Hallmark movie drama crap*. Then they get together, have babies, she quits working at the strip club and they get married. The end.

[exitseven]

A guy's girlfriend that lives across the country tells him she won't be visiting him for Christmas after all. She forgot to make plane reservations and now it is too late. He is devastated because he was looking forward to it for months and had bought concert tickets and had plans for New Years. He ended up giving the tickets away and on New Years he was just going to stay home and watch TV when a friend from college invited him to his New Years party. He just planned on going for a little while after work and then head home.

At the party he met the friend of the host's younger sister. They hung out all night and had an awesome kiss at midnight. after the party broke up they sat in his car and listened to music and kissed until the sun came up. They dated after that. They saw each other every weekend for 5 months when she decided to dump him and go back with her boyfriend from high school.

[_Just_A_girl_]

Nice reminds me of Justin Timberlake's wife's film

[exitseven]

Sometimes life imitates art and sometimes the converse is true

[MrHopper]

Girl is a clumsy "looser" all her friends have partners for Christmas, she has an old friend (guy) who she confides in and he clearly likes her but she doesn't like him or see it... she runs to catch her cab from work and falls over and is rescued by a handsome man who she then creepily becomes obsessed with him. They hang out loads and then by the 3rd act it turns out he is gay, she has a melt down and her best guy friend supports her and then they kiss and fall in love and have a great Christmas together

[Guy13]

FOX NEWS flash... no one received Coal from Santa this year, WTF !!!

[Jccowen77]

Vigilante Santa. During his Christmas Eve run he leaves special gifts for all the bad people. Drug dealers, rapists, pimps, crooks, murderers, etc. When they open their gifts they find rattlesnakes, bombs, anthrax, scorpions, poison gas, etc.

[_Just_A_girl_]

This movie is out now what's the name but it's new

[CubaPirate]

Muslims finally take over the whole world 🌎 and cancel Christmas 🎄 for ever and ever

[_Just_A_girl_]

Lol ok

[Anonymous]

Santa gets back from delivering presents and bangs Mrs. Clause. The elves have an orgy. It will be called Merry XXX-Mas.

[_Just_A_girl_]

That sounds like it's forva site

[Opinion Owner]

I don't know what a forva site is? I was just going for a porno.

[_Just_A_girl_]

For a*