Did you clean your Chimney yet 🧹?

[Anonymous]

You better do
Else don't blame me for not showing up 🎁
A snake bit me last year, the snake's fine tho

[JackCarter]

Yes Santa!
Last year me and my wife waited for you whole night and we later guessed it's the blocked chimney that changed your mind
She has plans to make some reallh special cookies for you 🍪

[Asker]

Did I hear Cookies? Son you got me hyped! 🎄

[JackCarter]

Thanks for MHO Santa 💫

[exitseven]

I usually leave a fire going when I go to bed so Santa burns his butt when he comes to my house.

[Asker]

Elves are gonna nuke your home tonight

[exitseven]

I will sic my cats on them

[Asker]

Let's see about that

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[The-Stud]

Yes Sir! All set for your arrival... you promised to have some drinks with me , hope you didn't forget..🍸

[Asker]

I got you !

[abc3643]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/yQS5nAesfGk

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[stratford]

Is that a euphemism?