Two Oregon men were found dead after they searched for Bigfoot. What do you think happened?

[exitseven]

They went out Christmas Eve and were found the next day. It is suspected that they died of exposure but maybe it was something else.

[Anonymous]

I’ve looked up the weather/temperatures in the area when they were there and they shouldn’t have froze to death unless they were stupid enough to go in there naked and got lost or something. They were 59 and 37 years old so not some dumb naive teens. If they were from portland they shouldn’t be new to how to dress in the climate. I don’t know, I’m from a place that can get very cold (the weather reported there is nothing in comparison, it would be a normal mild spring/fall day) so maybe I’m being ignorant, but two fully grown men shouldn’t freeze to death during a few hours during the day in the woods at that temp. The article said dis say they were ill prepared though so maybe they actually did go in there half naked and got lost. Or they were drunk and fell asleep without proper clothing. It’s not unlikely something else killed them but what I don’t know and if it’s something authorities don’t want to reveal to the public they would make something like death by exposure up as an excuse.

[Daniela1982]

I think maybe they found him, or him them. If there was no trauma to the bodies, then maybe it was exposure. Either way, the autopsies should tell.

I DID IT! 😁😂

https://www.youtube.com/embed/j39qWfynuZY

[exitseven]

hahahahaah that Bigfoot! get a few beers in him and you never know what he will do next.

[UnwantedScorpio]

Yeah he’s been around a lot in the usa

[hahahmm]

They found bigfoot & bigfoot was a friendly guy who shared a drink with them... not knowing that their little bodies couldn't handle -40 degree vodka. Near instant death. Bigfoot cried. But then stole their phones so he could laugh at pictures of hairless naked human women.

[strateguy632]

I enjoyed that!

[Wise4myage]

I'm a big fan of Bigfoot and the possibility of its existence. However, these guys were fools if they really thought they were gonna spot a Bigfoot. Some people have been looking for 30 years or more, and haven't seen anything.

They died foolishly.

[exitseven]

I think that they were looking in the wrong place
https://i.imgur.com/WxOUc7j.jpg

[Wise4myage]

Lmao.

[UnwantedScorpio]

There’s in area up in the forests in the mountains that has a moss statue of Bigfoot I. Have a photo of it too

[Wise4myage]

@UnwantedScorpio Cool

[Wise4myage]

Thanks

[TheRealPepperPotts]

They died of exposure. And being from Portland doesn't mean they know anything about surviving the elements in the PNW, LOL. Two guys who likely packed too much alcohol and no common sense. What a needless tragedy for their families to suffer at Christmastime.

[AviatorTom]

Bigfoot defended its territory.

[ohsheeT]

Have you ever listened to the 411 tapes about people in the wilderness be interesting

[purplepoppy]

I wonder how much beer was involved.

True story. A hunter called Bob once shot a deer, but before he could recover the body he was attacked and raped by an angry large male Bigfoot After recovering in hospital he returned to the woods and shot a bear, but again he was grabbed and anally violated by Bigfoot. A month later he returned and as he was aiming at a moose he felt a tap on the shoulder, he turned around and bigfoot said, ,"let's be honest Bob, you don't keep coming here for the hunting do you?"

True.

[UnwantedScorpio]

Probsmably a lot this is. Me agreeing with you

[RichA322]

Bob is a proud Anal-Interested person who has a "very close connection" to animals.

Ok... That is enough internet for me today...
I will have nightmares about this.

[Iron_Man]

Nothing happened no Bigfoot attack because there is no Bigfoot or it would have been seen by now wandering around in the woods. You can’t hide forever Bigfoot. They’re gonna do an examination and they can tell if they’ve been attacked Clawed and beat up on and bitten and they certainly didn’t do it to each other. How do you know it’s not fake news?

[PepperJackson]

I can't even eat jerky anymore.

[just_a_potato]

They probably fell off a cliff or eaten by wolves or something. OR EATEN BY BIGFOOT ITSELF!!

[exitseven]

Bigfoot just has bad PR. He is really a funny guy once you get to know him.

[RichA322]

Forest Spirits, the Thunderbird or Bigfoot probably got them. Maybe they just entered a different dimension and their Souls were not allowed to return only their bodies. You now Missing 411 stuff...

Of course there are definitely other much more rational possibilities: I'm not saying it were Aliens. But it were Aliens...

(Or a Mountain Lion or exposure or an overdose of Fentanyl)

[malarkey]

I don't know. People can die a million ways in nature. It would all come down to what the forensic evidence tells us after a medical examine/autopsy.

[slatyb]

They went into the wilderness poorly prepared, got lost, got wet, died of hypothermia. Days are very short here. I expect they got caught out after dark and had no light, couldn't find their car.

[slatyb]

This is speculation, but it was reported they died of exposure. In the Cascades in the wintertime, that means hypothermia. I don't know if they got wet or just didn't have adequate clothing.

There's a vast wilderness east of Seattle and north of the Columbia. There are spots that are 50 miles from a paved road. Like much of the mountain and desert in the western US, it's a death trap for the unwary.

[nawtee_me]

Drinking with Sasquatch

[Notherndude84]

Probably drunk on PBR and died of exposure. It’s the most likely explanation

[RingOfFire]

I'd have to go with stupidity as the cause of death.

[KrakenAttackin]

Bigfoot fucked them until their souls left their bodies... just like Mr. Garrison's plan to deal with illegals.

[DrPepper12]

This is sophisticated humor people. Mho. IYKYK

[KrakenAttackin]

@DrPepper12 I'm here all week 😉

[DrPepper12]

Legit I LOLd when I read that. It's THAT funny!!

[D_Bone_Steak]

Did big foot rape them to death?

[Knightwatch27]

If they were killed by something rather than exposure then surely their bodies would yield such blunt force evidence. Do you have a link to the actual news of this or, what exactly is this about?

[exitseven]

www.foxnews.com/.../2-dead-after-search-sasquatch-washington-national-forest

[Knightwatch27]

Well then, that's that. It reports exposure as the cause. What a stupid venture and senseless death. A shame.

[UnwantedScorpio]

Finding Bigfoot

[hahahmm]

Unless Bigfoot is like Dexter... some kind of Bigfoot CSI employee for the secret Bigfoot society. He would know how to fake a natural death. Ha ha

[dustybiker2]

Maybe trumps self hired assassinators shot themselves in the feet and died of septic shock.

[Anonymous]

Did they find the bodies? Any remains? Anything? We need more to go on.

[Worldclasslibtard]

Bigfoot doesn’t exist. They died of rabies or something

[msc545]

Depending on what shgape their bodied were in, they may haveannoyed Bigfoot. They might also have frozen to death.

[Staximus]

What did the autopsy report say

[exitseven]

Preliminary reports say they died of exposure.

[UnwantedScorpio]

Yeah. !!!

[NathanDavis]

exposure to reality...

[Danzigdawson]

Natural selection. Darwin awards.

[chrissykerdock]

can they arrest big foot

[Wiredone]

Bigfoot got to them

[strateguy632]

Smells like a cover up. Hint hint.

[NicholasRedone]

Bear attack 🐻?

[DrPepper12]

Brokeback Bigfoot

[jahaims]

They don't know how to navigate the wild

[Anonymous]

Died of exposure, most likely.