What would you do with 30 leaping lords?

[RandomGirl42]

Ok, so your true love might have had good intentions but prolly didn't think this one all the way through since if they gave you everything listed in the 12 Days of Christmas by the end you would have:

Total gifts: 364

Animal/bird gifts (partridges, doves, hens, calling birds, geese, swans): 184

People (maids, ladies, lords, pipers, drummers): 140

Gold rings: 40

Really? Like , what exactly are u gonna' do with 30 Leaping Lords and 22 Piping Pipers? Where are you going to put them all? Who's gonna' pay for all the booze for this party?

On the 12th Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

[OneViewpoint]

Let's assume the "Leaping Lords" refers to an Aristocracy. I'd have them leaping because I dropped them into a pit of hot coals and razor blades.

[RandomGirl42]

That doesn't seem very Christmassy. 🤣

[OneViewpoint]

That may be. But I'm not your average jolly elf.

[Darkest-Knight]

Don't worry about the booze. The jolly old elf has got you covered.

[RandomGirl42]

I'll drink to that! 🤣

[purplepoppy]

Use the birds to feed the people.

[RandomGirl42]

Brilliant. That kind of kills two birds with one stone. 🤣

[AviatorTom]

You invite all the people for dinner, where the 140 people can eat the 184 animals.

Sell the 40 gold rings for yourself to pay for the hall and cater, and keep the extra for yourself.

[beefcakebradybatson]

I'd buy a bunch of Wranglers shirts, jeans, cowboy boots and buckles with the caish !!!1111

[RandomGirl42]

Now that sounds festive! 🎄

[exitseven]

@RandomGirl42 I do not know but I have fantasies about the 8 Maids a milking

[Bricealan]

@exitseven That is thought provoking isn't it? 😁😁😁😁😁

[RandomGirl42]

🤣🤣🤣

[Summeroflove]

Take your medication and maybe you won’t see flying frogs anymore.

[Bricealan]

@RandomGirl42 Yes, the whole mess sounds like a real nightmare! ?

[Bricealan]

@RandomGirl42 Tell you what. I will settle for A Partridge in a Pear Tree!

[RandomGirl42]

Yes. That would be a lot less of a nightmare.

[Staximus]

I didn't know what hell I'd do with them. I think I'd much rather have 30 leaping lizards.

[RandomGirl42]

What would u do with 30 leaping lizards?

[Staximus]

Let them go in the backyard and watch them leap n stuff

[Staximus]

Leap around n stuff

[beefcakebradybatson]

Trade them for 30 leaping buxom blonde ladies !!!

[RandomGirl42]

Put it on your Christmas list!

[beefcakebradybatson]

I will.

[msc545]

I would probably just call the fire department or something.

[RandomGirl42]

Oh, yeah, great. Let's just add more people to the party. 🤣

[TonyMetal___86]

It seems that from all this chaos i'll find you drunk and the bOOze bottles are found around you, yet you're still saying that you're awesome but actually you aren't when you are drunk and wasting yourself in a stOOpid way hehe

[hafinjun]

Rent em out for parties