I would love to live in the Shire but I'd hit my head constantly and end up even more retarded than I am now. And I couldn't live in Rohan since horses are scary. Guess it's Gollum's life and sucking the Master's dick for me. Cause we all know why he called Frodo "Master." #fiftyshadesofshire
Actually now I know who I'd want to be. A dwarf. If you've seen the hobbit trilogy you know why. Though I'm pale so I'd probably just be Azog the Defiler. But hey at least he got a built-in dildo in his arm.
I have watched them but there were many dwarfs so I don't know, I bet its because of their handsome nature Trorin's hammer would do the job too if you are brave enough
I would be Kili since he got the elf lady. Dwarves are the ultimate Chads of Middle Earth, delving deep into the earth to find riches, wearing heavy armor and eating meat. Meanwhile elves are the ultimate virgins. Legolas was a prince, over 180cm tall and couldn't even get a date. Probably because of all those vegetables they eat.
Kili diededed tho before even semen the gold digger*cough*i mean poor elf lady
Legolas is just not into girls, even his father knew that, that's why he sent him too seek for mysterious guy Strider aka Aragorn who was pretty young back then, perfect age foe experiments *wink wink*
I think that's pedophilia though. Aragorn is 80 and Legolas is more like 900. And do not insult or judge the wonderful she-elf. Pretty sure if you lived in a land inhabitated by giant spiders you'd be begging the first guy to take you far away.
He was 35yo back then to be accurate, legolas have quite the fetish but he is the wealthy price elf, he can have pretty little boys and their asses Well damn kili and his charm, screwing around with elf girls and then dies, bastard
Oh yeah I was just thinking about lotr timeline. Kili's death had the perfect timing. I think even though dwarves are manly men, what they have down there could be lackluster. Not exactly like hammers but rather metal nails
You think so? , you sounds like you have seen stuff, its okey to be gay when it come to dwarfs , not everybody can resist their charm How has the perfect timing tho?
They didn't get to do the old in and out with eachother. I'm pretty sure the elf lady would just ejaculate then evacuate after seeing his dwarfhood. And pls don't insult my fragile masculinity. Gonna make me into one of those guys who post the: me no get sex, all women whores? questions
That article was from the Daily Mash and I dunno whether you knew that or not, but please know it's not a real article :P But hey, I'd say Rocky Horror was btter than marriage :P
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