I want to marry 7 men. Why is it illegal for a woman to marry seven men?

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I want to marry one Swedish man, one Kurdish man, one black man, one Italian man, one Spanish man, one Arab man and one Russian man. I want to spend time with my Swedish husband on Monday, with my Kurdish husband on Tuesday, with my black husband on Wednesday, with my Italian husband on Thursday, with my Spanish husband on Friday, with my Arab husband on Saturday, and with my Russian husband on Sunday.

MysteriousDarkness · Accepted Answer

You're being a troll or just plain ridiculous because eventually you would get caught.
What guy is going to want to see the woman he is interested in just one day a week? An intelligent smart guy will see it as a major red flag during the relationship phase if not before that.
What if at least one guy asks why they only get to see you once a week and only on the same day a week?
What if one guy wants to take you somewhere for a few days?
What if you ended up pregnant?
What about living together once married?
What if a friend, family member or coworker of one of the guys catches you out with another guy?
What if at least one of the guys catches you with another guy and confronts you about it?
What are you going to talk about when it comes to what you have been up to?

RuthlessAggression · Accepted Answer

In Mormonism, it used to be OK to have multiple wives. I don't know if it still is but that's what they believed. I'm not mormon just telling you what certain religions believe/d

It's likely illegal for the same reason as mormons believe (d): RELIGION.

The bible says marriage should be between one woman and one man.

Funny how we say we should sep. church and state yet the bible seems to run a lot of our government, right?

LaFemmeFatale_1 · Accepted Answer

I wouldn’t suggest a Russian man, unless you like men who drink all the time and die young due to cirrhosis.

And then you’d have to find 8th one to replace.

I’d rather choose Ukrainian if you want the best of Slavs.

XXblack88 · Accepted Answer

7 husbands is a lot of work. I'm pretty sure by the end of the week you would be drained. Not to mention how long would you be able to keep that big of a Secret from seven guys?

Straight2thepoint · Answer

I don't know date them and let them know first hand about it. Don't just surprise them. It should be ur pick line. Like, "Hey I'm a bone collector, do u want to be my # boyfriend? If he says yes then call the other guys let them know."

This would be fun as a update.

Andres77 · Answer

So you go from house to house so they'll never bump into each other?
They keep their own houses clean and you get to eat different cuisines each day?
Are you going to show up at each house in the morning or each night?

RandomGuy1030 · Answer

I feel the same way but im not sure what they would be getting out of a marriage to you. When a guy marries 7 girls he's rare, he's rich, he's classy, he's pretty much "alpha"

EaterPeter · Answer

Go to 7 different places each must be more than 45 minutes away from other. Find men you want and marry them only traditional way. Don't do registered marriage.

IsoUser · Answer

My best is that you're a Gold Digger trippling life Insurance Policies on next 7 Men LMFAO

888theGreat · Answer

You must be an idiot , and they would be retarded to go along with that

Snsl153 · Answer

Are you Snow White by any chance?

Amur8711 · Answer

Your going to be warn out getting fucked! Lol your making each one wait a week. Lol

HopefulGuy94 · Answer

Fist of all you need a brain , sister

laurieluvsit · Answer

Good luck with that one... lol

Imsmurter1 · Answer

Yes and one Asian man like me :) XD

WhiteBoyChill · Answer

As if any guy wants that arrangement

Hanrej · Answer

Sounds great. 😊 Now make it happen.

Anonymous · Answer

And do you want the sizes of their penises to be?

EdwinLivingston_ · Answer

For seven dicks?

Jmmmfi4 · Answer

You're gross

I want to marry 7 men. Why is it illegal for a woman to marry seven men?

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