If I said I was married, what'd you assume about me?

[anon1903]

fun answers only ~~~

I'd never believe it! You can't do this to me!! 😭

I can actually believe it since India takes marriage pretty hard

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it's weird that im seeing some blocked users here. GaG, what the f?

[the_bruh]

I love seeing people walk into marriage like it's a happy fairy tale story. Marriage never makes any sense, why would anyone want to be around opposite sexes which are completely two different beings thinking capabilities divided worlds apart. If people were getting married to celebrate each other's difference, it would've made a lot more sense.

[the_bruh]

Hey, my answer is fun if you think about it.

[anon1903]

Sure is

[-Mad-]

Oh you’re indian, No offense but Indian women never take marriage seriously anyways

you can be swapped by your feet the moment you find the opportunity.

[anon1903]

That's accurate

[letuswaltzforthedead]

You're married and you never said anything?

Can't believe it, I could've brought you a whole gift or something 😔

[anon1903]

What'd you bring?

[letuswaltzforthedead]

What would you want? Anything from luxury chocolates or candles to a entire 420 story tall gold statue in honor of the ceremony (or maybe just some cool lions would work).

[Amy10223]

You are 22. If you were married at that age, I'd say you married your high school sweetheart at least.

[Kaneki05]

That I would need to extract you from India right away so you not be married to someone who you undoubtedly didn't choose to be married to.

[anon1903]

Save me! 🥺

[SnowedIn]

I'd assume this is a hastily arranged cover story for your work with MI5 but that you're actually a double agent for the Australians.

[anon1903]

I love Australia!!! Gonna move there

[lightbulb27]

I'd assume my invitation to the wedding was lost in the mail. what the heck?

[anon1903]

You'd fly over for the occasion? Aww 💝💝

[lightbulb27]

I'd bring the whole family over, we'd throw a lot of rice... so much rice you'd leave footprints in it...

[anon1903]

Good plan lmao

[NathanDavis]

that you must have written quite the incredible vows...

I want to hear those... wait, do they even have vows over there?

see, this is why I do not like to assume much...

[exitseven]

I don't believe it. You don;t seem the type/

[anon1903]

Thank you! I love you!

[exitseven]

I am married but thank you.😊😊😊

[anon1903]

Hehe okie

[htmndg183]

Would be shocked or surprised since marriage is a big deal in desi culture. Would just assume gag is your getaway from daily life once in a while or so

[Sparkie460]

I wouldn't believe it. You look too young to be married

[shortster]

That your off the market for good. I hope to reach this milestone myself.

[call_me_scar]

Welp I'm destroying India now

[anon1903]

Lmfao

[Andres77]

I was so hoping for Indian food too...😭

[anon1903]

I just had some bread pakoda, which is oily bread patties (probably)

[Andres77]

Sure, rub it in...😉

[anon1903]

Mom's making pav bhaji later. That's bread and stew. And it's perfect.

[Andres77]

So now you're just tease?

[anon1903]

I love to tease men. What gave that away?

[Andres77]

Well, I've been drooling for a while. Thanks for the tease though. Anything is better than nothing when it's so good.

[anon1903]

You're welcome, darling x

[HaveNoName]

That you are a normal person holding traditional values.

[HippieVeganJewslim]

I ASSume not. I ain't an ASS, but would feel really jealous.

[the_sinner]

You probably got pregnant without planning and your parents got you married Lol.

[anon1903]

Um gross

[TrillXHippy]

You’re already married but I would still celebrate

[EmmaMary]

I would assume that you were married.

[Tracker1958]

You are getting a divorce soon.

[anon1903]

You know me

[Tim-loves-it]

Awww lucky guy.. I wonder if she lets him (...)

[QuietRunner]

Assume--

you have sex everyday

[anon1903]

Dirtay 😂

[joeldalton]

challenge accepted.

[Jennz6]

I really don’t assume anything

[anon1903]

Cheers to being you

[Jennz6]

Why? Because I don’t assume?

[anon1903]

Yes. That's a wonderful trait.

[Jennz6]

Thank you sweetheart