How cone my wife liked my cooking, how can I get here to stop enjoying it?

[blondfrog]

I dint like how much she likes my hone cooked meals.

[DishLady]

Seriously? What a lucky girl...

She was probably just trying to show you some appreciation... and you're complaining? Pfft. And guys think they're the logical ones and constantly whine about not being appreciated.

Stop cooking if if bugs you. Or pavlovian theory, give her a dirty look or douse her with cold water every time she takes a bite... She'll stop eating or wanting to be anywhere near you altogether, which you'd fully deserve.

[blondfrog]

That's true us men are actually the emotional creatures. I didn't know I was a piece of shit until you pointed it out to me. Thanks I will go apologize to my wife.

[Anonymous]

Tell her your secret ingredient is a little bit of spit

[blondfrog]

Would if she likes that hawk tuah?

[Opinion Owner]

Then you're doomed 😂

[AviatorTom]

You're the chef. I'm sure you now how to mess up a meal. 🙈🙊🙉

But why should you? Tired of always cooking and want her to cook?

[Sevenpointfive]

sounds like she doesn't want to cook or clean or bring home the bread. what a complete cone of a wife!

[Anonymous]

Based on your spelling and grammar, I'd suggest you keep cooking, cause it's definitely not your intelligence that's keeping your wife around.

[OddBeMe]

If it’s as good as your typing she’s probably lying.

[noohair]

What? Really. There is this new invention, "spellcheck".

[NathanDavis]

she a goat