Why would my boyfriend give me a dutch oven?

[Anonymous]

Does he not like my cooking?

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+1 y

He said its not for in the kitchen?

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+1 y

Hahahaha my boyfriend is going to fart and hold me under the covers lmao

[AdamBH]

loool I thought you meant a fart dutch oven XD I was like wtf. Anyway no it doesn't mean he doesn;t like you're cooking it probably just means he is under the (correct?) impression that you like cooking so he wanted to get you something to do with it as a gift :)

[Asker]

What is a fart dutch oven?

[AdamBH]

To give someone a 'dutch oven' is to far in bed and when they get in as well, you hold them under the covers with the stink lol. I know this from looking up when someone else mentioned it once XD I have never received one or given one (and would NEVER) lol its so gross XD

So you can imagine how I felt when I read "WHy would my boyfriend give me a dutch oven? Does he not like my cooking?" XD

[AdamBH]

wait he didn't get you one and he told you he's going to give you one and its not for in the kitchen? Oh boy...lol

[ihatework]

enjoy the stench