Which awesome product would you buy?

[supercutebutt]

You can only afford ONE of these amazing Japanese products! Which do you choose?

VOTE!

Bacon & egg hair accessory

Nose blowing headpiece

Weiner dog earplugs

Deluxe face-expander

Soup splash guard

Steak backpack

Lipstick Assistant

[SamIam96]

Such a tough choice. They're all so uniquely awful.

Where do you find this stuff?

[supercutebutt]

The internet!

[Oigit]

H: I'd buy all of them and wear all of them all the time. Even when I'm sleeping.

[dustybiker]

C is the best but they would be uncomfy squished inside my helmet.

[dustybiker]

Hater stalker. 🤣

[whereismyjohnny]

Lol these are so funny 🤣 I'd take soup splash guard 😆

[exitseven]

It was a tossup between the toilet paper dispenser and the steak backpack. I went with the toilet paper dispenser. It could also be used if I was hiking.

[FinalFantasyBro]

The Weiner Dog one doesn't look bizarre it's actually seem kinda neat that what I would buy non of the rest the others are to weird for me

[purplepoppy]

The steak backpack looks ideal for hiking through the woods.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Weiner dog earplugs

[legalboxers]

soup splash.. I dont like my glasses getting fogged up eating noodles

[JSmuve]

I'd get the most value out of the steak backpack. But that face expander should probably be a must have for every woman.

[hafinjun]

Can I buy one of those naked girls you eat sushi off of?

[supercutebutt]

how much are you willing to spend?

[hafinjun]

With or without sushi😁

[ADFSDF1996]

An actual Japanese product instead of these joke products.

[bamesjond0069]

I own the face expander so... lol. I make girls wear it while i jizz piss spit in their mouths and they drool like crazy wearing it. Its for bdsm.

[CuriousMufuxka]

A. I guess. Maybe I could use it as bait for fishing or something.

[MrTaboo]

Face expander. I already have a few of those. They don't quit look like that, but they're close.

[allaboutyou2]

I don't see an amazing or awesome product, I wouldn't waste my money on any of these

[rachel776]

well i have never been splashed by soup so

[supercutebutt]

Yes you have

[TenkRealist]

Steak Backpack. Just to piss off vegans.

[supercutebutt]

It's not real steak so I don't think it would piss off anyone. :)

[TenkRealist]

Oh. Trust me. There are many who would be pissed off with just that.

[mandyfire98]

Steak backpack or the bacon and egg hair pin

[Guardian45]

I'm ALWAYS worried about smudging my lipstick!

[Anonymous]

A nice array of "products" that NOBODY should ever acquire

[Ringstretch]

Option d reminds me of dentist

[Reaper1985]

D looks like something to be used during oral sex

[clampfan101]

Which is the cheapest? lol

[supercutebutt]

Earplugs maybe?

[DWornock]

I'd buy the girl hold the flag.

[humanearth]

Deluxe face-expander

[XXblack88]

The backpack

[TallAnon]

The face expander seems like it could have a use

[zagor]

I'll pass on all of them; I have enough clutter.

[AlexEfron]

The earplugs

[strateguy632]

7th.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

The backpack

[jimmy2]

None of the above lol

[Anonymous]

None, all are useless.

[LavLavLuv]

Weiner dog earplugs

[msc545]

Maybe none of them?

[Jerre]

Not a single one