Which one of these awesome Japanese products would you buy?

[supercutebutt]

The following items can only be found in Japan. Pick your favorite!

You only have enough money for one thing. Which will you choose?

Lap Pillow

Noodle Fan

God Jesus Robot

Custom Cat Mask

Umbrella Tie

Burger Eating Napkin Shield

Boyfriend Speakers

[exitseven]

These are all really funny. I like how they took a bunch of robot that were not selling and replaced the arm with a plastic cross and made it a religious thing.

[HighlyVolatile]

I went with the cat mask. I'm curious about how my cats will react to it. :-D

[exitseven]

@highlyvolatile leg humping?

[HighlyVolatile]

@exitseven Do cats hump things? My cats never do but they're spayed and female. I've seen dogs hump things (both males and females) but I'm not so knowledgeable about cats.

[exitseven]

@highlyvolatile Get a mask and find out.

[HighlyVolatile]

@exitseven I might just give it a try (not with the hopes of being humped)! :-D

[ChefPapiChulo]

I was going to tag you.

[HighlyVolatile]

@ChefPapiChulo We have some really bizarre products here!

[I_Can_Help]

I'm pretty straight but the boyfriend speakers really appeal to me. That girl looks so safe in those powerful arms.

[JSmuve]

The Japanese clearly have too much time on their hands and some serious intersexual dynamics issues.

[msc545]

I don't think I'd buy any of them. They are all kind of creepy.

[LavLavLuv]

noodle fan cuz i'm a fan of noodle

[legalboxers]

noodle fan.. less cringy

[Guardian45]

The ONLY REAL CHOICE! Burger Eating Napkin Shield!

[TheUniqueOne96]

Custom Cat Mask

[Debbie14217]

none i buy American made

[supercutebutt]

I think you would buy the boyfriend speakers.

[egykimo]

Cat mask

[strateguy632]

3rd!

[SignedAutographs]

The lap one