What's the funniest/worst gift you've received from someone of the opposite sex?

[KRyma1998]

[Guy13]

Nice lady got me this flat plywood painted reindeer with both bow and rope to hand on my side door 🚪. I’ve got plastic blow mold Christmas with red plastic candles in the window. Last year I had to put that thing on…. it’s gotten lost this year 🤔. I’ve got my Dirty Santa gift this year 🎄.

[Noahzaid]

I won't lie, I have never mer a girl that made me laugh.

No offense.

[Noahzaid]

Met*

[jennifer_bloom]

Funniest gift I got was cinnamon candy and weirdest gift I got was a book about a friendless guy with a phobia of pigeons. The entire book was about his fear of a pigeon that landed on his doorstep. It was over 80 pages.

[Blackcupcake]

I’ve never received a gift I’ve considered bad… to me it’s not so much about what I get, it’s the thought behind it, and it all makes me super happy as long as it’s genuine

[TrueConfection]

Sex toys. Early in our marriage, my husband thought giving me sex toys was somehow a good gift. 🙄

[MrTaboo]

Thong elephant undies

[Avicenna]

A pet rabbit