What is your favorite type of bug?

[Anonymous]

I think rolly pollies are the cutest things ever. I wish I could cuddle them. Butterflies are nice but they pee on me. Jumping spiders are cute. Catapillars are very cute. Moths are also very very cute and they have fur.

[BoopBoopBeep]

I like rollie pollies, but ladybugs are my favorite. I order thousands of them every year to clean the aphids from my citrus plants. When you drop a bag and 10,000 charge forward it's like seeing a tiny landing at Normandy with more red.

Also it's badass that their crocodile-shaped babies squirt poison from their kneecaps.

[Asker]

Omg i remember when stores like home depot and Walmart used to sell ladybugs

[exitseven]

There are fireflies where I go on vacation. When I was a kid we used to catch them in a jar.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[purplepoppy]

Ladybirds. The males have 90 minute orgasms and the females are riddled with STDs.

Over here we call them buwch goch gota which literally means short red cow

[BoopBoopBeep]

That's way cooler than any nickname I ever had.

[purplepoppy]

@BoopBoopBeep bwpbwpbîp there you are, your new cool nickname, pronounced the same.

[BoopBoopBeep]

@purplepoppy hahaha this is the coolest i've ever been in my life

And they said I'd never amount to anything... thank you for proving them wrong

[The-Stud]

You mean to eat or?

[Asker]

No just some that you find cute or fascinating lol

[Anonymous]

A dead one.