What are your suggestions for advertising slogans for sanitary pads?

[Smartman5]

In an old TV series, a male boss at an advertising agency asks a male employee to come up with a slogan for a sanitary pad ad. When giving the job, he says, "Children shouldn't understand, adults will should understand right away." Do you have any suggestions for advertising slogans for sanitary pads that children won't understand but adults will understand right away?
Note: This topic is not mentioned again in the rest of the series. So I don't know what the result is either.

[normalice]

Off the top of my head

Naturecare: a comfortable alternative to a chastity belt.

Naturecare: also works if you get grazed on the ear.

Naturecare: because who wants to clean their sheets every single month.

Naturecare: because you can't spend all day in the pool

Naturecare: an effective decoy if you chose the bear.

[Smartman5]

The third is the best

[Gent207-2]

Use actual blood to demonstrate effectiveness

[Smartman5]

Hmm nice

[purplepoppy]

Keep your white sofa white.

[Smartman5]

Hahaha nice

[paledreams]

This was an actually good answer 😁