Things we all think but we rarely say

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Oh man, that girl is ugly LOL

15. How do I loooooooooooooooooook?

Huh... honey... YOU LOOK GREAT!

14. Are you pregnant?

Oops! I did it again :(

13. Can you please close your mouth?

Sometimes we are way too nice to say it

12. My baby is sooo cute

Nah, it's not!!!

11. Is that a boy or a girl?

I don't know, man, I don't know.

10. Calm the f*** down kid

I'll cut you

9. You're so stupid

But I prefer not to tell you

8. OMG STOP TALKING

I'm guilty of this, what can I say? I love words lol

7. How much money you make?

I think you're a pimp secretly

6. MOVE BIT** GET OUT OF THE WAY

I have 5 minutes left. MOOOOOVEEEE!

5. You're wrong

Oh man, I thought I was dumb...

4. How can s/he get a gf/bf and I can't?

Life is sooo unfair!!!

3. You've gained weight

But if I tell you I would hurt your feelings lol

2. I don't get it

But I'll keep it to myself

1. I love you

But it's a secret between me and myself.

Honorable Mentions:

A. Ewww, your food is disgusting

B. How's like to be a woman/man?

C. I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

Aaaaaand the end, I hope you liked it.
You didn't like it? Well, don't tell me XD

[ObscuredBeyond]

Yeah, it bugs me when I can't tell the difference between fat and pregnant. Or the double standard that you can mock a fat guy with pregnancy jokes and it's supposed to be funny rather than degrading and emasculating. But if you merely innocently guess wrong whether a woman is fat or pregnant, it's some grave sin. Huge double standard.

[EmpatheticLady]

Excellent, haha! So, so, so true! Meanwhile, we're all just like...

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[WhatTheHellAmy]

EXACTLY! XD

[EmpatheticLady]

I feel like that all the time.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Same here 😔

[Ziconic]

I definitely annoy my friends with how much I talk sometimes, and sometimes I even annoy myself because I hear it! And 14, 13, 12, 4, 2, 1 are spot on. 4 really urks me because I wanna feel good that they found someone, but then again I secretly want to say " WTF why are you with someone like that? Is he rich?"

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Hahahaha same here!!!
Or like... How did you get that hottie and I can't get someone who's average looking? XD

[Ziconic]

I know right! It's sad to say, but forreal, life is cruel. :P

[TheDevilInside]

The "close your mouth" GIF is Cello green or whatever her Name is? Really? Every time i stumble on her because she appears in another youtuber's channels, i always feel the urge to fucking staple her ugly ass green fucking lips shut. She looks like she just gave a blowjob to either Shrek, or a leprechaun, or the Hulk, or a green crayon, does she know that? And her mouth and voice man... I wanna shoot her dead for creating so much noise pollution. The "woman" makes me so aggressive.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Hahaha OMG calm down XD

Sorry I don't know her name sweetie, I just found it on google 😔

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Sadly**

[TheDevilInside]

Search YouTube for zello green. You'll sre what ij mean

[loveisbeautiful]

I guess this why I'm so disconnected to most people and can't relate because apparently this was suppose to be some attempt at humor, but to me it just seemed like a bunch of mean things to think about saying. To me it seemed like making fun of people and I'm never okay with that, so I didn't find this funny and I'm not really sure what the humorous parts of it are suppose to be but I didn't see it. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for a good laugh but I never find stuff like this funny.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Okay, I appreciate it.

How can I become an editor?

[loveisbeautiful]

Um, I'm not sure. I'm sorry :(

[WhatTheHellAmy]

It's okay, thanks a lot ❤️😁😁😁

[Anonymous]

Thinking: My god you have a nice ass...

Out loud after being caught looking down: I like your pants, how much did they cost?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Hahahahahah struggle is real!

[RJGraveyTrain]

This seriously made me laugh out loud. Bravo, bravo.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Thanks!!!

[RJGraveyTrain]

You are most welcome.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

😊😁😁😁

[TripleAce]

sentences with double entendre is where its at - you just got know how to phrase them. The other person might catch on but might not... either way you won't directly implicate yourself but still get the message across

[Anonymous]

Thinking: Oh my god she's so hot she's so freaking hot

Out loud: "Uhhh you dropped *voice cracks* your pencil..."

*Gets pencil for her then awkwardly walks away*

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Hahaahaha I've been there :(

[nert73]

I think that questionable boy/girl is Justin Bieber. Maybe... if it is, I won't be surprised. But, it looks DANG feminine so I don't know.

Otherwise, I got a good kick out of this. Well done!

[Lolomon]

Omfg, I don't pay attention to Justin Bieber, But damn he is really pretty and with a voice that sounds like he barely hit puberty doesn't help.. lol and Britney, I mean Damn has she changed.

[ColdHeartCries]

Haha I agree except for #4 and honorable mentions

#14 was funny

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Thanks 😁😁

[Nik1hil]

Loved it, and that 4th one seriously, she is too damn how to even stand next to him.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Haha yeah XD

[John_Doesnt]

I remind people that they can just turn off the TV, sit down with their kids and hit them.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

hahahahahaha the right thing to do

[abundantlyrich]

I have my dirty thoughts that i don't air it out publicly.

[Tdieseler]

Through out the whole read, the only thing on my mind was "low-key" lol

[WhatTheHellAmy]

What's that? XD

[Tdieseler]

basically... it sums up your entire take. when someone says something everyone is thinking but won't say, the appropriate term to use is "low-key" and thats what you just did. so... low-key lol

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Oh okay, haha thanks!

[Omar5881]

I say them normally and people think I am joking 😂

[justbanANNAz]

LOL this is great! :D

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Thanks 😁😁😁

[lost_kitten]

Haha i loved that last one.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Glad you liked it 😁😁

[jjmarvin]

And what's the deal with airline food?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Ba dum tss

[IdkImJustMe]

That joke was so bad I honestly just started laughing

[jjmarvin]

@IdkImJustMe a heckler ehhhh? D:<

[IdkImJustMe]

No like it made me happy so I laughed.. Not in a rude way 😂

[pavlove]

Britney Spears hasn't looked great in a long time.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

True 😔

[ConsultantIsBack]

Hahah lmfao! This is MONEY

[WhatTheHellAmy]

MONEYZZZ*

[ConsultantIsBack]

Keep making it rain Amy!!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Oh fuck yeah 😎😎