How do you sneeze? Is your sneeze cute or ugly?

[Anonymous]

I sneeze like a full grown grizzly bear llolz >:) It's fckin disgusting to witness.. SOooOo, how 'bout you? Is your sneeze cute or loud and obnoxious?

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+1 y

Mine are kinda messy too, like a toddler blowing snot everywhere, ugh it's so bad lol...

[Darknut]

Women sneezes are hot, especially those in the most inopportune times and helpless ones at that! Like having hands full of something, keep balance on something (ive seen a gymnast bust her ass in front of an audience. Felt bad, girl got up in embarrassment with other girls from opposing teams laughing) trying to take tests etc.

[josesmaf]

I apparently sneeze like a bear, too. It sounds like that lion on the Cadbury commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=731B20sSX1w

[Asker]

Lmbo! ahaha mine are equally unattractive.

[josesmaf]

Thanks for BA!

[Asker]

Yo welcome :))

[bubbiexo]

When I sneeze it's never any less than 3 times in a row. A typical sneeze will consist of 5 mini sneezes and people have told me it sounds likes baby or a kitten.

I hate sneezing but I do it all the time lol

[bellegirl16]

Lol a multiple sneezer. You are cute all around!

[Asker]

Oh my gosh my best friend is like that she lets out like 20 cute short sneezes in a row, so funny

[indian_empress_91]

I rarely ever sneeze hard. Sometimes i think it'll be and this small cute noise comes out. People tell me it sounds like pikachu or a little kitten hahaha

[Asker]

I wish mine were so delicate haha..

[pr3ttyreckl3ss]

My sneeze sounds like a tiny squeak lol don't know if that's cute or not, but a sneeze is a sneeze to me so i'd say not cute.

[Asker]

yes, that's a cute one haha

[sammy_31]

I sneeze pretty loudly my sister on the other hand barely let's it out. My dad said to stop sneezing like a baby and let it out like me X it depends though sometimes I try not to sneeze in certain places. Lol

[Asker]

My little sister also holds hers in and I'm always afraid it's going to hurt her or something? eek. I just let it go too, gotta get them germs out!

[sammy_31]

Haha true, I'm not gross about it either, I turn around, into my elbow or shoulder when sneezing. There are some nasty people who straight out let it out without covering. Also sneezing into your hands is gross.

[Asker]

I agree I always sneeze into my elbow.

[mirage06]

My sneezes usually sound like a high-pitched "Tchoo!" or something like that. My nose blowing is probably the opposite though, I tend to honk a lot when I blow my nose.

[Asker]

awww cute sneeze, oh yea don't even get me started on what i sound like when I blow my nose lol so gross

[mirage06]

Haha yeah I get so embarrassed by them sometimes I usually have to wait until I'm all alone in a room to blow my nose, which is annoying when I have a cold or allergies :P

[Asker]

I have no shame I do it in public :o lol people just look at me like eww stfu

[mirage06]

Yeah I only do it if I really have to. Otherwise I can't stand all the attention I get from blowing my nose... ugh

[Asker]

lol, glad I'm not alone!

[mirage06]

Haha :)

[justbanANNAz]

haha i dont mind my sneeze:P
its not 'loud', but sometimes it accidentally ends with a high pitched, choo!

[Asker]

haha reminds me of my granpa lol, he has a really high pitched one that gives everyone a heart attack..

[justbanANNAz]

haha:P
only the choo bit is high pitched 0:)

[Asker]

the "aaaaggghhhh" beginning part is really high with my gradpop lol scares the crap out of people

[justbanANNAz]

LOL!! thats epic!

[sovetskii13]

I don't know. Average? Nothing special about it. I'm glad it's like the way it is because I don't want it to attract any attention.

[Asker]

Glad yours suits you haha :) Truth be told.. I'm a bit of a troll at heart, so sometimes, I kinda like when people are appalled at my sneeze hehe.

[ryanrhino]

It's loud and it's quite funny, as it goes achoooooooo.
Sometimes it's messy, and I'm glad I usually sneeze into my elbow.

[Asker]

I'm glad yours is funny cause mine is scary lol

[ryanrhino]

Consider your sneeze efficient and your body just reminding you that you need to sneeze...HARD

[Asker]

I never thought of it that way! thanks for the positive feedback! haha

[Chris011]

Hahah, I usually sneeze silently..

Took my History finals today and this girl who sat behind me had the cutest sneeze ever i swear lol. It was extremely girly hahah.

[Asker]

awwww, girly sneezes are the best.. I sound like a dude, a really big burly dude with a beard and motorcycle.. do you think that's going to cause me problems in relationship lmao..

[Chris011]

hahaha yea me too.
But no i don't think so. Unless it's really really bad then.. maybe. But for the most part i don't think so hahah.

[Asker]

lol :P

[RedThread]

I have the loudest and most obnoxious sneeze in the world. I woke up Grendel once which caused a HUGE misunderstanding but we ended up sorting out our differences amicably.

[Asker]

I have no more azz cause I just laughed it completely off lol..

[RedThread]

You're welcome!

[Asker]

:)) .

[musicbrain5]

My sneeze is soooo loud. It's almost like a dog barking or something.

[Asker]

me too lmao

[springocelot]

they're somewhat loud and usually come in multiples, haha

[Asker]

what i lack in sneeze quantity i more than make up for in sneeze quality lol.. mine's like a disaster.

[MaskofInsanity]

I have a tiny, cute sneeze. Everyone laughs at it incredulously lol.

[Asker]

Yay for tiny cute sneezies haha

[findingdreamland]

I sneeze pretty loud. XD hahaha I don't stop or sth, if it comes, I let it go :)

[Asker]

me to I'm like "BBBLLLEEEECCCHHHHOOOOOEEEEWWWWW!" lol

[findingdreamland]

Hahahaha LOL. Mine is pretty much phaaaahhhhhbbbbbvaaaaaaaaassuuuuuuyyyyuuuuuuyyyuuu hahahaha

[Asker]

lmao mine sounds like the beast from disney's beauty and the beast when he's getting a bath and shakes off the water lol

[findingdreamland]

LOL I can't win this description XD hahaha

[Asker]

lmao : >

[bunnahies]

I sound like I'm coughing. If I keep doing it... I'd let out a squeaky hmph cause I'm not pleased

[Asker]

haha awww

[Sex_Panther]

I sneeze cutely. I hate it. It's literally like a kitten.

[bellegirl16]

Awwwwww.

[indian_empress_91]

people love mines for that reason.

[Asker]

awwww like little kitten? so cutttiieee

[knotme]

MEOW...licks it paw

[meibay313]

I dont like it i sneeze like a baby lol so annoying!! haha

[kangaru2]

babies r cute

[Asker]

lmao haha aww

[bellegirl16]

Honestly my sneeze is freaking adorable! Been told that many times.

[meibay313]

Sneeeeeeze for me wanna hear!

[meibay313]

Why does it sound dirty lol i didn't mean to lol

[bellegirl16]

Lol. But really my sneezes are tiny, I also bite my tongue when I sneeze ha ha. Weird.

[bellegirl16]

Dirty mei. I know you've been crushing on me ;)

[Asker]

so lucky!!

[bellegirl16]

Lol asker. ..toddler snot! Love it ;P

[meibay313]

Dirty mei lol hahahahaha

[meibay313]

I will make you sneeze if i see you lol

[bellegirl16]

And she gets dirtier...Ha ha ha!

[Asker]

it's so gross bellegirl16 lol

[meibay313]

LOL did i sound dirtier? What is wrong with me hahahaha

[bellegirl16]

"I'll make you sneeze..." yeah it's pretty dominating 80lb mei!

[Keyspirits]

lol juz as adorable as u ma bellegurl =P

[meibay313]

Dominating~~~hahahaha like it like it

[bubbiexo]

Hahah! Isn't it obnoxious when people tell you that though? Or when they are like, "let it out!" Bitch, I'm TRYING!

[Felstriker]

I can like hold it in and not hurt myself xD or I'm just really loud. Fking hay fever sucks ass

[Asker]

it's good that you can hold yours in, lucky!

[Darknut]

Mixing and crushing a real fine pepper sprinkling a pepper shaker all over the office in hopes that it tickles their noses

[ThreeIn]

I have an intimidatingly loud sneeze. My dad's is straight up terrifying. One day mine will be too.

[Asker]

Muuaahhahahahhaha this made me laugh out loud >:)

[ThreeIn]

Well... good haha

[NovemberJoseph]

I go "ahhhhhhhAAAAAAAHHHCHOOOOO!!"
Best way I can describe it.

[Asker]

do you make the "aaaahhh" sound for a long time or is it all together and quick? .. mine sort of sounds like a machine gun sometimes, I'm like wtf just happened lol

[NovemberJoseph]

It goes quick and all together, but it's loud, like I'm going super saiyan 3. Lol machine gun? Wtf? xD

[Asker]

i sht you not, man..like a machine gun lol

[Anonymous]

My sneezes are usually loud and obnoxious, but thankfully, not messy.

[Asker]

I know the messy ones are the worst! yuck!

[Opinion Owner]

I almost NEVER have those, but when I see kids sneeze, oh my! Hahaha!

[Asker]

with that mental image in mind, you now know my horror and the horror of all those in close proximity to me when i sneeze :0

[Asker]

I do try to sneeze into my nose though, I don't sneeze on them but it's still gross lol

[Asker]

my elbow*

[Opinion Owner]

I sneeze into my elbow too, and cough into my elbow.

[COCOCHANEL]

i guess cute because people nearby say ”cute” and laugh

[Asker]

awww! <3 People look at me like they want to murder me when i sneeze lmao..

[Anonymous]

When I'm in public I tend to hold in my sneezes, but when I'm at home I just sneeze as hard as I can lol

[Asker]

I tied holding it in once and my whole body almost exploded so lol... ;)

[pr3ttyreckl3ss]

Lol when i try to hold my sneezes in a quiet room it usually comes out as snort/cough (a snough maybe?) so i'd rather just sneeze.

[taintedbayle]

I seriously have no idea how I sould like xD
Like a bear possibly? Who knows.

[Asker]

I sound like a bear to haha, you're in good company :)!

[erock13]

I thought I had the loudest sneeze on the planet until I heard my sister sneeze

[Asker]

ahaha xD

[Anonymous]

I sneeze like im having sex.

No really thats true , a lot of my guy friends told me that ,,,

[Asker]

Waaaaa... elaborate o.0

[Opinion Owner]

Its like a moan lol or something

[Asker]

Oh ok lol, that's one I haven't heard before.

[Opinion Owner]

Well i dont really see it like that , but people tell me that

[Asker]

haha that's really unique :)

[Opinion Owner]

Hahah

[Anonymous]

I used to hold it in and now my sneeze sounds really awkward lol

[Asker]

lol awww

[Catie101]

id say my sneeze is fairly normal actually

[Asker]

so lucky!

[misupanda]

My sneeze sounds like a chipmunk..

[Asker]

just googled cipmunk noises lol that's a cute sneeze

[MyThoLoGy]

Demonstration: Ahtchou!

Thank you, thank you.

[Asker]

Seems pretty normal, is it loud or kinda soft and cute?

[MyThoLoGy]

Not soft but not cute, couldnt you notice the prononciation in the Ahtchou! ?
The h makes the a sound more like ah and not a which makes it just right.

[Asker]

I noticed the pronunciation but I can't hear the pitch ya know. lol. Sounds good though, fairly normal.

[MyThoLoGy]

Semi-tone lower than an elephant scream.

[Asker]

not too bad, not too bad lol

[knotme]

ugly and it hurts. OUch!!

[Asker]

Hate it when they hurt, mind do too sometimes.

[knotme]

I know, right

[rgb008]

My sneezes are not cute haha

[Asker]

haha mine are just.. ew...

[rgb008]

yeah :/ I wish I had cute sneezes!

[kangaru2]

when i sneezed, people thought i am coughing

[meibay313]

Thanks haha :) so your sneeze is like fake coughing haha cuteee :)

[Asker]

haha when i cough people think it's a sneeze haha so weird

[Keyspirits]

LOL! u funnay ma kangaru!

[Anonymous]

It's a terrible loud messy sneeze

[Asker]

Mine too :[ bleh..

[blondfrog]

My sneeze is disgusting too its like a cough. Lol

[Asker]

I'm so happy that there are others out there like me haha Represent!

[blondfrog]

whoohoo lmao

[Asker]

teeheehhee :))

[Keyspirits]

in between cute and adorable :3

[bellegirl16]

Sounds like you...

[Asker]

awww : >

[Anonymous]

Quiet in public. Loud at home or in private.

[Asker]

I wish I had that kind of control! >:/

[Opinion Owner]

It takes a lot of practice.

[Asker]

I'm just going to start walking around with two cotton balls shoved up there haha

[Opinion Owner]

Haha

[MementoL]

Loud and gnarly.

[Asker]

same here!