What are some sayings like "bros before hoes"?

[president97]

Like "sisters before misters", "bros before hoes"?

[BertMacklinFBI]

Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Louiseeee
Junk before Trunk
Man purses before regular purses
bro tribulation before spermy ejaculation
Balls before Dolls
Nuts before skinny sluts
Comadre before I bang tu madre
Male erection before one direction
Brad Pitt Before Grab Glit
Bert and Ernie before squirt and spermy
masturbate before ask her to date
Sports before genital warts
Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin
Chicks before Dicks
Mates before Dates
Brothas before baby mothas

[Aizou]

Dude, up vote for creativity. ^.^

[BertMacklinFBI]

ooh noice!:D TyvM!:)

[Yoshi1228]

Let's just ignore how 99% of these are from the movie Neighbors...

[BertMacklinFBI]

@Yoshi1228 i never watched it yet, it looks so funny though :D

[madhatters4]

hoes before bros seems like the most obvious reversal

I've heard and excuse me "clits before dicks"

[Anonymous]

Books before boys
Bernies before Trumpsturds

[Engageme]

Chicks before dicks

[kairon156]

"Mages die first", never say "how can it get any worse?" or "how much worse can it get?" because it always does, "that's what she said", "loose lips sink ships", "don't be a tattle tale"

not really related to what you're saying but those are all the quotes/sayings I could think of off the top of my head. one I'm trying to start is "that's the way she likes it"

[rUinSAYAN]

never put a girl you've met some days ago in front of your friends who show loyality towards you all time. my experience not following the rule was that I didn't hang out with my friends that day and the girl dumped me at the same day, this is a simple rule to avoid you being hurt.

[handsomelad70]

Bradys before ladies?

[BeMuse]

Bears before hares...

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says no, so the bear whipes his ass with the rabbit.

[EntourageNaj]

Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks!

(As in "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!")

[MechaDray]

Well, basicly that you won't let women get between your friendships with your guy friends

[Tombstone1000100]

Check out bro code although that's not what you asked for.

[Frogsarelife]

Run some duos before you screw Ho’s
Poker before you poke her
Call of duty before that booty
Being sus before you bust a nut
Airsoft before she takes her clothes off
I don't know

[Anonymous]

There is only one bitch, but she has many faces.
There is only girl, but she has many holes.

[AlexAlexx]

Daughtas before fathas

Beef stew before watching The View

[NMTrue]

Mistas (misters) before Christa Da Baristas (Malibu's Most Wanted)

[Helloitzapartaih]

Uteruses before duderuses

[Ihav2fart]

Holes before Poles.
Chicks before Dicks.

[Anonymous]

Weights before dates :D

[DracoLuciusMalfoy]

Purebloods before mudbloods

[harakiri]

Chicks before dicks

[Anonymous]

My niggas before gold digg as

[Anonymous]

Bitches causes iches