Have you ever peed in a bottle, cup or anything else? .. and why?

[napoleonebonaparte]

obviously for a girl is a little harder... bu I guess some girls have tried to do even in a bottle...

please don't be shy to admit it...

[Anonymous]

I peed in a cup once, because my roommate was having marathon sex with her boyfriend in the living room and I would've had to go past them to go to the bathroom. I had to go really, really badly, so I just found a container and went for it.

[napoleonebonaparte]

ahah happy for your roommate...
however it was a great solution... what have you done with the cup? did you drop it off the window?

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah, she had a great night, haha.

It was a paper cup, so I wrapped it up with cling wrap, put it in a trash bag under my bed, and waited til the coast was clear to put in a community trash bin. There was a sidewalk right outside my window, so I couldn't dump anything without it landing on the pavement, haha.

[napoleonebonaparte]

ahaha really funny... so you had to also store up your pee in the cup and keep it under the bed :) :)
never done other times?

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah, it was such an awkward situation, haha. I've had to do that a few times, because of my roommate. I had to pee in a bottle once, because traffic was at a dead stop, but that's about it!

[napoleonebonaparte]

well... you seem quite trained to pee in the container though!
peeing in a bottle, morover being in a car it requires a lot of control!! compliments

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks, but I can't take credit, lol. I made a funnel out of an index divider to make sure everything was controlled. :P

[napoleonebonaparte]

clever!! really clever...
but your bladder is a little bit undersized... do you always need to pee? ahahah :) it is not so bad though!

[Opinion Owner]

I get why it sounds that way, haha. I just have terrible luck. The thing with my roommate happened about four nights a week (not always marathon sex, but often just lounging around naked), for almost two whole semesters, so... I feel like peeing in a cup was kind of inevitable. And the car trip was eight hours long!

So, in my defense, I just have horrific timing. I don't notice I have to go until a toilet isn't available. -.-

[napoleonebonaparte]

ahaah I've never heard a horrific timing issue!! ahah well it is not so bad though!
you should be really funny to live with! I guess you are also uninhibited, doing such thing!
great! I'm serious!

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks, haha. :P

[napoleonebonaparte]

have you had any other bad timing experience so far? :)

[GlamPod]

for the doctors office and when I was little my brother and I did it so we could water the plants -_- Jk lol but yeah like on a long car trip I've had to

[napoleonebonaparte]

good!

[aumshivashanti]

I peed in a Starbucks venti cup, had to go dump it out the window and pee in it again. Hahaha it was the funniest thing of my life!!!

[napoleonebonaparte]

oh I guess...
and you really have a large bladder if you filled it up twice!
why did you do that? just for fun?

[aumshivashanti]

I was driving in the mountains in a motorhome that wasn't hooked up to use the bathroom and i had to pee so bad! The hardest part was stopping, mid stream to dump the cup out. Hahaha i still laugh thinking about it!

[napoleonebonaparte]

oh yea!! it should have been really funny! I guess!
and I do know what do you mean when you have to stop the flow to change the container... I did it as well many times!!

[Nuns_in_Heat]

Used to go on trucking trips. So yes many times. When you gotta go, you gotta go. If the next place to go is a couple hundred miles away, then you're peeing in a bottle.

[napoleonebonaparte]

i did the same!

[BertMacklinFBI]

I think a can and a bottle and a cup. had nothing else to pee in. wait I can't even remember when I did this. hahaa.

[napoleonebonaparte]

we can do it in everything is sealed!

[JackKerouac77]

One time, when I was filming this movie called "Dumb and Dumber." Maybe you've seen it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io30s7-5VaQ

[LadyRose02]

OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD !!! XD

[Ijustloveyou]

yes. Also took a bloodtest the same day. It was at the doctors, they had to know what was wrong, but I was really wrong. Guess everything was fine after all :)

[napoleonebonaparte]

how large was the container?

[Ijustloveyou]

mh, can't really remember. It's been some time now :P

[QueenOfStuff]

Long car trip and we were stuck in trafic... Never agen...

[napoleonebonaparte]

woww... and what have you peed in?
I hope the car was still

[QueenOfStuff]

Paper drink cup (like from a fast food place). And yes car was stoped. Was in a trafic jam... Only other option was by the side of the road with the other cars looking.

[napoleonebonaparte]

no... i guess this was the right solution... you should be really desperate.
and I hope you were with your parents... not with friends... it should have been more embarassing

[QueenOfStuff]

Was with my partner so not to bad

[napoleonebonaparte]

ok... my girlfried did too.. ;)
and I have to admit it was nice to stare at!

[decemberxblue]

All the time when I was younger. I had lots of siblings and one bathroom. It was hard to wait my turn when I seen a sprite bottle / opportunity.

[napoleonebonaparte]

great!

[JackKerouac77]

An entrepreneur!

[decemberxblue]

@JackKerouac77 - I should contact Sprite to pitch this marketing scheme!

[JackKerouac77]

A refreshing beverage AND a portable urinal! Brilliant! And environmentally conscious! No more bottles in the streets, or public restrooms obliterated by wayward restroom goers!

GET READY TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!

[decemberxblue]

@JackKerouac77 - Lmao! I'm going to need some male models so I can open up Adobe Photoshop and get started on this billboard concept!

[PaigeAdorable]

Had to pee in a coke can because I was in the country passing papers out and it was dark, cold and woodsy

[Anonymous]

I tried peeing with my butt by glueing my dick shut and trying to force the butt to do it. I ended up sitting on the bottle I took

[napoleonebonaparte]

ahah

[Opinion Owner]

Shitting I mea

[Anonymous]

Yes. I had to pee in a bottle. For the urine check up :3

[napoleonebonaparte]

a bottle... has a really little entrance... how did you make it?

[Opinion Owner]

Difficult. But did it! lol XD

[napoleonebonaparte]

without peeing onto your hand which was holding the bottle?

[Anonymous]

i have done it in a bottle and i did it because my ex boyfriend liked drinking it...

[napoleonebonaparte]

you are joking... are you serious?

[LadyRose02]

DUDE THAT IT DISGUSTING, I think your boyfriend needs an intervention DX

[Alkan]

Gatorade bottles for a week. Broken leg, couldn't get out of bed.

[Jakesusername]

It wouldn't fit in a Pepsi bottle so i had to go to a Gatorade bottle.

[Anonymous]

When I was a truck driver I used a 2-liter bottle to pee in when it was 10 degrees outside and I didn't feel like going into the truck stop at 2 am in the freezing cold.

[Anonymous]

Oh great the pee freak is back.

[napoleonebonaparte]

really sympathetic

[Opinion Owner]

Certainly. Freak.

[jacquesvol]

Previous screenname was 'taster', I think.

[Anonymous]

No way. Like wtf?

[napoleonebonaparte]

you could!

[Opinion Owner]

what

[Opinion Owner]

WTF who pees in a bottle?

[BertMacklinFBI]

guys do hahaa

[napoleonebonaparte]

and not only!!

[Opinion Owner]

BUT WHY?

[napoleonebonaparte]

maybe because you have no other way to pee...

[Opinion Owner]

That's funny they have these really clever invention, there called toilets and when you pee or poo it disposes of the waste.

[napoleonebonaparte]

well... but not always you can reach a toilet... maybe one day or another you'll find yourself in a situation where you have no toilet and you are really bursting to pee!

[Opinion Owner]

WTF YOU LIKE 5?