So once upon a time, visiting friends in Manchester, UK. We went to the pub and had several pints waiting for some to arrive before we headed into town to meet up with the rest.
I am an accomplished drinker BUT enough beer goes through me like lightning and I need to piss a lot to clear it all. So after a few delays, the people we're waiting for finally arrive and we head over to the Metrolink station. Before going I piss TWICE to make sure.
The station is two minutes away, but by the time everyone has bought tickets from the machine, we've just missed one tram and have to wait for the next. The next one takes an age to come, and I am now doing a merry jig on the platform (no toilets) and am about to run behind the disabled access elevator to go when it finally arrives.
It's full of supporters, of course, because both City and United were playing that day, but somehow I manage to get a seat so I can squirm and squeeze and hold it in. An interminable amount of time later, our host tells us it's time to get off (I think we were at Deansgate).
This was WRONG, this was one stop too soon, and now we have a long walk to the pub.
I am set to burst. I see pubs and restaurants around and my then-GF says "I don't think they're let you" and the rest of the group is leaving us behind. I stumble along in agony, and everything else around here is office buildings. All the side streets have loading docks with CCTV cameras.
I can't hold it any more. I feel a tiny dribble escape and murmur 'Help'. I look to my right and see there's an overhang on this building, covering stairs leading down to a little park. This is where I'm going to go. I duck in and start to pee. I then notice that someone else had already found this spot recently: there's a pool of vomit right where I'm pissing. Delightful. I empty God only knows how much and run to rejoin our group, elated. It was FUCKING MILES to where we were going, I would never have made it.
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I tend to pee outside normally in quiet places where no one can see my dick except if I want to but that's quite rare...
Once I was walking to my tution teacher's home. But I came too early and the door was closed...
At that moment I could not hold my pee so I just hid behind a bush next to her house and peed...
I did not realised she saw me and she also saw my junk...
On opening the door, she told me to hide my little 'saussage' better the next time...
I got embarrased but that passed...
Public toilets... yes. But other than that.. nope not really.. like im jealois of guys.. how they can flop it out and pee. Haha just when necessary.
Now people must admit that we have all peed in the pool/ocean at least once when u were young haha so yes.
not my finest moment, but when you're drunk AF and regular stores won't let you use their bathroom, you gotta do what you gotta do..
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I've done it once in the wood and next to a deserted road on a road trip.
Yeah, if someone sees and has a problem they shouldn't have been lookin lol
Yeah, almost everyday.
you do what ya gotta do
No that's nasty
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