What's the longest/loudest pee you've ever heard?

[Anonymous]

Whats the longest/loudest pee you have ever heard? Whether it was in a public restroom or anywhere else?

[Strider90]

Long and loud? I don't know but I will tell you the funniest. I was last August with two friends at a restaurant. The one of them is extremely sensitive when it comes to peeing, toilets and such stuff. He can't pee when the public toilets have many people for example. So we went that day both to the restaurants bathroom. He chose the cabin to have his own privacy. Once I started letting it go he said ''You son of a bitch! You're too loud when pissing! I can't do it when you're so loud!'' I started LOL with my hand holding my dick and he waited till Im done. So I returned to our table and he came back 10 minutes later.

[Immainlove]

Well I was taking my own piss and then this guy came into the toilet next to me. All of a sudden there was this loud rumbling sound and I couldn't hear myself think. First there was a few drops like 'duk duk duk' then the whole roof started booming with it. It was 'thundering' down I tell you

[bubble_tea]

I never hold it, I pee whenever I can. Some people mistake my pee for rain drops collected on the leaves on trees xD

[napoleonebonaparte]

why? it feels good holding it in sometimes ;)

[JackKerouac77]

Adam Sandler's "The Longest Pee"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiZaMnMN6YQ

[Klaatu51]

i believe my record is about 2 mins non-stop