Best excuse for ignoring someone's text messages?

[PinkFreud]

What are some good excuses for not replying to someone's text for sayy a week?

[XNicholeMariex3]

Well sometimes if I am at work or if I randomly wake up in the middle of the night I will click on texts and forget to reply and fall back asleep. I will forget to reply all together and think I never got the text message in the first place.

[TheReturnOfRae]

My phone was dead.
My phone was in the other room.
I still haven't received your texts yet.
I was sleep.
I been replied to you. So, I guess your phones messin up.

[EyeSeaYew]

"I completely forgot you had texted me, sorry! I fell asleep/was busy/got distracted."

My favorite one, mainly because for me it's typically 100% true.

[Account]

Just tell them: "I am not in the mood to talk. I hope you understand."
That's what I do. You don't need to use excuses.

[kain7th]

yes, this works

[Anonymous]

"I was busy and failed to charge my phone to 100% and your name never comes up if it's not fully charged. I am sorry."

[Opinion Owner]

I can't wait until your my age. It becomes "I'm sorry, but I didn't give a fuck."

[smokahontas]

"Oh! I was scrolling down my messages and forgot I though I replied to your message, I guess it didn't send all the way"

[Panorama]

I just say “Sorry, I suck at texting” so that way they don’t have expectations when I continue to ignore their texts for the next week or so…

[Anonymous]

Depends on the text they sent. If it's just "hey", it's probably that they were simply busy. If it's "I'm on fire", it's probably that they don't care

[YourFutureEx]

I was sleeping. <--- This works for me everytime.

[Gabby21924]

Just say that you're busy

[kangy]

Sorry I have overlooked on it

[SuperNurse42]

"I was busy sucking some dick sorry."

[PinkFreud]

That wouldn't take up an entire week

[Panorama]

LOL... it might... ;) hehehe

[Anonymous]

Just tell the truth

[Panorama]

"I don't want to talk to you. You suck." ?
"I can only take your conversation in small doses" ?
"Your corny flirting is annoying and makes me uncomfortable." ?
"You're too clingy and available when we text, replying within 20 seconds and sending three or four texts." ?
"You talk too much about yourself." ?
Sometimes the truth should be kept to ourselves!