Do you speak fluent sarcasm?

[Anonymous]

Do you speaqk fluent sarcasm? Do you get it or don't get it?

Me no getza whatcha speakinz bout

I getz it mofo

[Tdieseler]

Mine is as smooth as French. It just rolls right off, unless I want to use it in a rude way, then yea. I speak all dialects of sarcasm.

[MarkyyG123]

Ofcourse, graduated with honours

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[Asker]

Very good work my friend :)
Might watch some Disney movies tonight :P

[MarkyyG123]

Hahahahahaha mate, I suspected it might be you haha
Solid work Champ

[Asker]

Thank you friend :)

[MarkyyG123]

Pleasure's mine Bud, job well done here :D

[MaskedSanity]

You know you don't have to dedicate a entire question to me just so you can find out. PMs are just fine.

[Asker]

Already been there my furry friend. I know you are sarcastic!

[ButtHoleSandwich]

Well this sums me up

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[Asker]

Some but not all and especially not for devil worshippers!

[ButtHoleSandwich]

Hey! Kick yo butt!!

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[Asker]

Hahahaha I loooove that one
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[linkywinky]

I don't have a sarcastic bone in my body.

[Asker]

First there was Rubberman and now...

[linkywinky]

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[Asker]

I won't sleep well tonight.

[Littlett25]

These describe my sarcastic ways lol
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[Babaorom1]

Sarcasm is overrated. I can make people feel like idiots just by looking at them.

[Asker]

Wow the power of the stare!

[Slein]

that's a crazy super power you have there xD

[Asker]

Yeah I thought it was impressive. I usually toss my dirty socks at people but this method seems more effective.

[Babaorom1]

Hahahaha! You guys should try it, it's a lot of fun.

[Asker]

Hey if I tried freebasing cocaine I can try this too!

[been_waiting]

I can't stop being sarcastic. It never ends. Especially in arguments. That's why I'm not the favorite child in my family

[Asker]

Keep up the good work!

[idkwtftoputhere]

Yes ugh and it pisses people off so much because they don't think I'm being funny when, in reality, I CAN'T HELP MY SARCASM?

[Asker]

You got it baaaad. Maybe find Jesus? I think he is putting shingles on my neighbors roof.

[idkwtftoputhere]

Nah, Jesus would get tired of my shit so fast

[Asker]

Maybe but he only speaks Spanish so...

[SnowHearth]

Whatcha think? Maybe yes, maybe not, but I won't neither confirm nor deny it.

[Asker]

Although I just ate a batch of hallucinogenic mushrooms I will say you are always 100% serious and never sarcastic.

[SnowHearth]

That's the point, to be both sarcastic and serious at the same time.

[Asker]

Exactly! If I told you I smelled bad would you hold it against me or your nose?

[BertMacklinFBI]

hmm I don't know i just patronize idiots in a sarcastic way. lol

[Random_chick_2384]

I'm never sarcastic.
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[apexalpha]

I do it with Turkish people here on g@g mostly when they ask "what do you think of Turkey" I say; I prefer my turkey with gravy or I like chicken more

[Asker]

How foolish! Meatloaf has a better flavor and there is less chance of leftovers going bad... Aduh

[hypno-trip]

I actually only speak in a literal way all the time.

[Asker]

Well I also cannot marry you.

[hypno-trip]

Gosh that really sucks...

[Asker]

I had a feeling you would be devastated.

[hypno-trip]

-_- thanks for not leading me on！

[Asker]

I'm a bad bad man :(
The world is a hellish place,
and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.

[KingXilzo]

You merely adopted the sarcasm. i was born in it MOLDED by it xD

[Asker]

Well look they may be true and you might be the king of Nigeria and secretary of state of Maine but the price of dice in Atlantic City have not gone up significantly. You know what I mean? Potato

[Mad_Batman]

i dont speak it
not even remotely :/
i'd have to say i am JK every time !!

[Asker]

I just got Bat raped in the bum by a nun!

[Mad_Batman]

ok i get that one,
but only because it was very subtle

[Asker]

Being subtle is my forte.

[Mad_Batman]

then i can confidently say that i speak your sarcasm :/ :p

[Slein]

i don't speak sarcasm.
i am sarcasm. :P

its not a way of speaking.
its a life style.

[Asker]

I tapped danced while reading this answer.

[Your_boss960]

Once my best friend told me my voice, "literally drips in sarcasm", but I am not too sure.

[justwannatalk]

Nah, I totally do not speak in that langue almost every day.

[Asker]

Sad... I wanted to be your friend too.

[justwannatalk]

Yep. I'll go hop in my jettsons convertable now and pick up Charlie Sheen. Were goin to Vegas to play go fish and drink double shots of chocolate milk.

[Asker]

Now THAT sounds like a partai!

[CommieDearest]

No I think sarcasm is for hooligans.

@Atomique

[Asker]

Not sure why but I have always adored the word hooligan.

[CommieDearest]

Me too. That and ragamuffin. Such cute words for such not cute things.

[Asker]

Yes that is another fine word. Excellent work.

[Illusive_Man]

Oh you'll think so don't ya.

[Asker]

Dotcha wish your bf was hot like me dontcha wish y...

[CreepyOldMan]

76% of the people who responded to this poll are not sarcastic.

[Asker]

And 2.3% are creepy as fuck.

[CreepyOldMan]

Actually, would it not have been 2.4%, with a 19 to 5 split? But yes.

[Asker]

And you also have the best social and political views. If I was 2.4% gay I would be tossing one helluva a creepy salad.

[CreepyOldMan]

Do you feel that it's just about time for you to give me love?

[Asker]

In about 2 hours I am free.

[CreepyOldMan]

You bring the cabbages, I'll bring dressing, big guy. ;-)

[Asker]

Still will Dick Cheney. Give me an hour and a half.

[Coolguy1928]

I'm not that fluent in speaking sarcasm. :P

[Asker]

I shall teach you!

[Coolguy1928]

No thanks, I don't want to be sarcastic anyways, I don't find it funny. :/

[Asker]

No need to be racist!

[Coolguy1928]

Well sorry. :P

[Asker]

lol
I got this chick believing I am all upset cuz of her :):)

[Asker]

Wow she is dumb :P

[Coolguy1928]

It's hard to tell if someone is sarcastic in the internet. :/

[Asker]

Hmmm you might not be saying that if you read the comments on her answer :P

[Coolguy1928]

Lemme see. :)

[Asker]

Bahahaha I love her last comment and she blocked me. I just wanted to show her this. weknowmemes.com/.../pullover-dumb-and-dumber.jpg and tell her to not vote, use power tools and have kids.

[BelleGirl21]

Yes and it gets me into so much trouble sometimes!

[Asker]

If you want real trouble slide on over here! (left a smidge)

[BelleGirl21]

Speaking of getting myself into trouble lol... I'm just drawn to you!

[Asker]

If I gave you a marker would you draw ON me?

[BelleGirl21]

Lol. You couldn't stop me ;P

[Asker]

My left index finger is stronger than your WHOLE body!

[BelleGirl21]

No way! We may need to test that theory!

[Asker]

Obamacare ain't covering that ass whoopin!

[BelleGirl21]

So even you admit Obamacare sucks!!! :)

[Asker]

Ha yeah it's so bad to actually pay money for insurance and get real help :P

[BelleGirl21]

Do I sense sarcasm? How fitting ;)

[Asker]

No silly. Blue Cross Blue Shield got over 430 a month from me and they never covered a dime. Fuck big insurance companies. At least now they don't tell me everything is a preexisting condition. Don't buy into any of that propaganda. It's not a perfect system no but it's better than getting screwed every time.

[Anonymous]

Who me? No I'm never sarcastic!

[Asker]

Have you ever ate a live rat?

[Pinkbeauty]

no I don't speak fluent sarcasm

[Asker]

That's a shame. You almost had yourself a great guy.

[Pinkbeauty]

am I sapose to speak sarcasm? and would it make me seem mean if I spoke sarcasm?

[Asker]

Why so racist all of a sudden?

[Pinkbeauty]

I'm not being racist and I just wanted to know if sarcasm would make me seem mean

[Asker]

So now you're breaking up with me?

[Pinkbeauty]

I'm not your gf I'm a lot younger then u are I'm 24 so I wouldn't be able to date u

[Asker]

Wow I can't believe this. This is the worst day of my whole life! (The day my mother died was almost this bad).

[Pinkbeauty]

I'm sorry to hear that but I'm not here to date anyone on gag and I were to date again I would date people in the 18-22 age group I'm sorry but your not my bf

[Asker]

When was the last time you checked your oil (and took an IQ test)?

[Pinkbeauty]

my iQ has nothing to do with this and I'm trying to tell u I'm not your gf but not listening lets stop this conversation because this is getting to be awqward conversation I just came to comment on your question about sarcasm and I simply was asking a question if sarcasm would make me seem mean that's all I was asking is one simple question

[Toadette]

No. I just say it. I don't have time for sarcasm.

[Asker]

Well then we will never marry.

[Toadette]

Who said I wanted your dick anyways?

[Asker]

Marriage! I never said dick. I lost it in the war.

[Toadette]

If we're getting married, sex is a must! Your dick needs to be acceptable :P

[Asker]

I can borrow my brothers!

[Toadette]

-_- this is not going to work out!

[Asker]

If I kill myself it will be all your fault.

[MarkyyG123]

Well that escalated quick... haha

[Asker]

It's to be expected when I was treated so terribly by this lovely young lady.

[atomique]

Now summoning the master

@commiedearest

[Asker]

She is relatively fluent in it yes.

[2014raser]

Sarcastic?

You've never had a conversation with me. 😈

[Random_chick_2384]

When are u sarcastic?

[2014raser]

See? It's too GUD that you don't even know when I am. 😎😈

[Asker]

I had many conversations with you!!!

[2014raser]

Well, I don't known who you are. You're anon! 😂

[2014raser]

@Random_chick_2384

[Asker]

Your point is?

[2014raser]

I don't even know. I thought it sounded smart. 😭

[Random_chick_2384]

Please I'm the queen of sarcasm. Bow down before me

[2014raser]

@Random_chick_2384
Umm... how about a no? 😘

[Random_chick_2384]

Chill bro didn't ask for a kiss 😦😁😩 lol

[Random_chick_2384]

Dang it the last one was sposed to be 😂

[2014raser]

@Random_chick_2384
It was a "sarcastic" kiss. 😐

[Random_chick_2384]

Sure it was just admit your obsessed with me! Gosh I knew u were trouble. Should have stayed away when I first saw u. Now u think u can just kiss me whenever and steal my first kiss! Not happening... Creep 😒😂

[2014raser]

@Random_chick_2384
😈IT ALREADY DID HAPPPEN.😈

[Random_chick_2384]

No! I refuse to except it!! It can't of happened!

[2014raser]

@Random_chick_2384
🔥😈IT DID. THERE'S NO GOING BACK!😈🔥

[Random_chick_2384]

Thanks now I'm a whore!! see what u did see!! 💔😭😭😭

[2014raser]

@Random_chick_2384
Yeah, I did you a favor. I gave you what you always wanted! 🔥😈🔥😈🔥😈

[Random_chick_2384]

But I didn't want it from u!!! 😭😭😭 now since I can't go back I'm just goin to kiss everyone now! Might as well since now one will love a whore like me! 😘😘😘

[2014raser]

@Random_chick_2384
You're welcome. 💥😎😈😎💥

[Random_chick_2384]

Why should I be thanking u?

[2014raser]

@Random_chick_2384
... Because I opened your eyes and gave you freedom? Yes.

[Random_chick_2384]

Nooooo u made me a whore! 😭😭😭

[2014raser]

@Random_chick_2384
Yup. 👍👍👍

[Random_chick_2384]

😭😭 but now ur a man whore..

[Asker]

There isn't a way you two can message instead of giving me notification after notification?

[2014raser]

@ Anonymous
@Random_chick_2384

LOLOLOL I'm sorry, bro. I got carried away.

[Anonymous]

sarcasm is my first language.

[Asker]

Ditto sister sludge ditto

[thelizardqueen84]

That's exactly what I was going to say hahahaha

[Opinion Owner]

haha i said it for you :P

[Entrieton]

I am the harbinger of sarcasm :)

[Asker]

Let's get married and have puppies!

[GalaxyHotChoc]

That's my mother tongue

[Asker]

You should see my mother's tongue. It has all these little white bumps and a red rash.

[cl_517]

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[Asker]

If you seriously just stop #%^&**$## and then add a pinch of $%^^&& it will make cleaning the floor easier don't you think?

[CHARismatic110]

I am sarcasm.

[Asker]

I am fat

[abundantlyrich]

Only to those who can decipher it.

[Asker]

Yes because you are far too bright for the average country folk.

[abundantlyrich]

No I'm just psychic.

[Asker]

Damn you are a super chick.

[abundantlyrich]

Yes i know what you did yesterday too.

[Asker]

Randomly block someone for no apparent reason or when I raked the yard?

[abundantlyrich]

I know what you did last summer too.

[Asker]

Was that the summer where I pushed you down a fire escape?

[Michael_Rc46]

No... not really:p

[Asker]

Sarcastic answer? :)

[Michael_Rc46]

Captain obvious

[Asker]

You sir have the best answer so far.

[Anonymous]

Only when necessary

[Asker]

Use it more

[Klaatu51]

got it basically

[Asker]

Sometimes you do sometimes no

[jojomojo0102]

I speak nigguh