Any insults that pertain to you dying, being killed, or your life ending. What are the best comebacks for such vile insults?
What's the best comeback for 'go kill yourself'?
What Girls Said 6
"If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ Level."
Source: yahoo clever 😂5
"Im immortal." ;)
"You know how much fun life is being a grim reaper?"
"I've done that already and would you believe Hell spat me back out." ;)3
Right after you3
That won't be necessary since your face has given me a brain tumour.4
My response to this is
"If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ. If you didn't understand that I just called you and egotistical bitch and an idiot."
The second part is optional1
What Guys Said 4
I find silence the best answer their meaningless insult means so little to me, I am not going to waste my time being hurt or trying to think of a comeback now excuse me I have more important things to do than entertain no marks like them.1
"Not if I kill you first?"2
"I am not a psychopath like you" tadaa2
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