What would you do if you were a giraffe for one day?

TheGrumpyCat

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What would you do if you were a giraffe for one day?

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BelleGirl21 Follow
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I'd run run run like there's no tomorrow. I'd keep tapping all the other wildlife on their shoulders and then say "made you look" for hours. I'd head into a huge city and go peeping giraffe in all the skyscrapers. I'd find a short male giraffe and date him just to fulfill his giraffe fantasy of dating a taller girl. I'd stare into a mirror for at least an hour admiring my eyelashes.

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- TheGrumpyCat
  
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  Lol! That is real good!
  
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- BelleGirl21
  
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  That's what she said.
  
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Marshmellowking Follow
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Would I obviously do this...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kNxPJ72HGpU

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Neko_Chan Follow
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Get a job working at Toys R Us.
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- TheGrumpyCat
  
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  Yessss!!!
  
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I would be making out or maybe just a little kissy face hahaha

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- TheGrumpyCat
  
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  Lol!
  
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- JustinCaseUDontKnow
  
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  Thank You for MHO:) :D
  
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I would walk up to the windows of my stupid neighbors on the second floor and annoy them for the entire day.

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  Well done my student!
  
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zell0is0my0name Follow
Explorer Age: 27

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Stealing my questions! Omg!
Okay.. I'll scare everyone with my amazing height..

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- TheGrumpyCat
  
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  Well done my student!
  
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TheButterfly Follow
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Rampage through the streets, favorite animal so hell yeah

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- TheGrumpyCat
  
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  Well done my student!
  
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Applefan1 Follow
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Eat leaves of the tress and find out what it is like to only need 2 hours sleep at night. I think they only need 2 hours.

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Macklin91 Follow
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Go to a amusement park or a concert and be the tallest guy in the crowd for once.

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RationalLioness Follow
Guru Age: 35 , mho 60%

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Kill myself because I wouldn't want to be any other animal than human.

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HoodieGuy Follow
Xper 6 Age: 27

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Avoid getting into a fight with another giraffe, they are hell of brutal. Also I would have to figure how to sleep. How the hell do they sleep?

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micheal727jovanie Follow
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I can finally get the cereal from the top of my fridge ^(^°^)^

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Phoenix98 Follow
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Eat things out of peoples hands because I can, by the way feeding giraffes is pretty awesome.

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ThatBritishLad Follow
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Aren't giraffe's pretty violent, using their heads like clubs?

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- PANDAmonium
  
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  Thats when there is mating disputes I think.
  
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- ThatBritishLad
  
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  Real talk, I had four nicknames from my sisters in my youth. "Giraffe Neck" was among them :l
  
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jokery56 Follow
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Yo if i was a giraffe i would lead my fellow giraffes to victory against the zebras!!!

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Maxemeister Follow
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It's obvious, right?
I'd hump other giraffes

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- Random_chick_2384
  
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  Lmao
  
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- TheGrumpyCat
  
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  Lol xD.
  
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I would piss on the smaller people

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- TheGrumpyCat
  
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  Perfect!
  
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jmmmfi Follow
Yoda Age: 45

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Look down girls shirts

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- TheGrumpyCat
  
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  Lol! Then you will lose eye contact test!
  
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swampdonkeys Follow
Xper 5 Age: 37

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Get the Frisbee off the roof

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ClariceOwen23 Follow
Yoda Age: 30

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Brag about my height to everyone...

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Bards Follow
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This isn't disturbing at all.

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Ashely_Princess Follow
Yoda Age: 25

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I would see how it feels to eat leaves off trees

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OrdinaryGentleman Follow
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I would be so afraid of the height

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Chris_Pratt Follow
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I would shoot some deep throat porn.

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TheAngryBanana Follow
Explorer Age: 34

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Tall people stuff i would guess

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2014raser Follow
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I would be a giraffe probably. Eh, most likely.

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