Why on earth does food always have to fall into our cleavage? Why boobs? Why?

Question

WHY? IT'S SO ANNOYING. EVERYTHING I EAT FALLS INTO THE DEPTHS OF MY BOOBS MAN.

Phoenix98 · Accepted Answer

They're big, you were wearing a shirt that exposed enough of them to the point were food could fall in between them, invest in a turtle neck, you should think about keeping a wad of cash or change in there, I hear good things about that, alsoooo.

I secretly dream about sipping apple juice with you and holding hands while we talking about how jimmy ate the green crayon in class and that is why he always has those nasty green boogers that hang from his left nostril. Yep. ( totally a Nichole option )

Aizou · Accepted Answer

Happens to me all the time.. what? ^.^

zombiebabe · Accepted Answer

yea i hate it when this happens... i even hate it more when my hair touches my food before i do :'(

LittleSally · Accepted Answer

HAHAHAHA Amanda Bynes looks reatrded there! xD Yup... it always happens. The bigger the breasts the easier it is. o. O

Beautifiedgirl123 · Accepted Answer

The awkward thing is trying to reach into your bra in public and take the crumbs/food out.

xXiTacoXx · Accepted Answer

Because your boobs know that if they don't get fed they won't grow bigger.

Mistnigqa808 · Answer

Umm so I can #GRAB it out for you? #CreeperAlert   lol

Hans222 · Answer

Hahaha answer D sounds so good Nichole... how's your poodle doing?
I remember taking a collegue to a female invoicing supervisor at my employer since we had a question.
One of her people had her birthday that day so she was eating an ice lolly: vanilla ice cream packed in chocolate.
And guess what: while we were talking a large piece of melting ice cream and chocolate fell... "in there".
She had this mega size bra & boobs. No way the piece could have fallen elsewhere 8) 8)

sa230e · Answer

Maybe so you can save some for later?

It always sucks when you're busy and you get hungry and there's no food around. If you're a guy you have to drop what you're doing and go get a bite to eat. You girls can just pull a sandwich out of your cleavage. It's a gift!

Riverock · Answer

Years ago, at the 107th Annual Man's Conference, our forefathers decided to design all food to seek out boobs and hide in there for two reasons:

1. We really hope you'll ask us to get it out and
2. If you ever let us shove our faces in there, the food will provide sustenance, meaning we can stay there in our happy place for longer.

CHARismatic110 · Answer

Dude. I took my bra off the other day and I promise you an entire bag's worth of chip crumbs fell out! Like my boobs are hoarders!

justbanANNAz · Answer

OMG I KNOW. i had peas fall down there in public.

Mister_Meeseeks · Answer

Hi, I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me! Make sure to have your hand or a plate under your chin as you put food in your mouth to prevent crumbs! Leaning forward also helps.

Otherwise, Mr. Meeseeks thinks that its a good place to keep a snack for later when the dessert table runs out of the one good dish among all the terrible ones!

ShaeNielson · Answer

Honestly I don't get why all girls apparently seem drop all of their food, do you all just suck at eating?

GymBumGuy · Answer

its a good place for nuts

MarkyyG123 · Answer

I know :'( OH THE STRUGGGGLE :'( Its worse when I get hungry again and I'm torn between to eat and not to eat, its the question :'(

Levin · Answer

Wow, after 30 years, I genuinely wasn't aware that happened. You've enlightened me :) It's true what they say, you women have such a hard time...

dogbert444 · Answer

Your lucky!! I have to wear a baby's plastic bib!! Better than having to change my shirt 4 times a day!!

Iron_Man · Answer

Put a T shirt on that will help you. When I eat at home lets say if I am having dinner and watching a tv show I will take my good dress shirt off and throw on an old shirt which I would call an eating shirt.

BrieLove · Answer

if your a sloppy eater its going to happen a lot. that's all I can say! XD

abundantlyrich · Answer

she should wear a serviette wrapped into her neckline.

KempisMC · Answer

I'm sure you could get a lot of help getting the food out , Wear turtle necks that will solve it ,

blondfrog · Answer

Did someone say boobs where? LoL wow you turned me on so badly you should go to jail for turning on a kermit like me and turning me onto miss piggy <3 oh baby

lifes_curve_ball · Answer

Grow out a beard and have it catch the stuff first lol

findingdreamland · Answer

It never happens to me XD

singlebee · Answer

Because your ass is in the behind and not in the front AHAHAHA 😂

Ihav2fart · Answer

Food falls into your cleavage?  PIC OR ITS A LIEEE!

douride2 · Answer

Easiest fix is to wear more coverage. lmao hahahaha

VincentValentine · Answer

I thought breast feeding was meant for babies not actually feeding the breasts 0_o

Ashely_Princess · Answer

I know right I hate that D: sometimes I wish I had smaller boobs :(

Keyspirits · Answer

Cuz they are hungry also ☝🏼️ Gotta feed dem melons so it grow nice and BIC 👍🏼

Anonymous · Answer

OMG 😂 "are you feeling it now mr. krabs"

Cowboy6666 · Answer

Because the four forces of universe act there : gravitational and magnetic being leading ones :D

gray_sailor · Answer

You had me at 'boobs...'

Anonymous · Answer

I'm happy to give you a hand with those. . . I mean that!

Kay211 · Answer

It's like they have gravitational pull..

TheOneAndOnlyBart · Answer

Because even food likes cleavage!

cl_517 · Answer

Because evil forces exist!!

Tarvold · Answer

Something something motorboat cleanup something.

Anonymous · Answer

As a B cup I don't experience this problem

llorando · Answer

So us men can retrieve it our mouth ;)

chocolateismylover · Answer

Lmao. That almost never happens to ne.

Toad-1 · Answer

*tries not to look* *fails* :/

Anonymous · Answer

*throws a truckload bags of attention*

lemonlimetime · Answer

Girl preach 🙏🏻

James0 · Answer

Try a t shirt :o

MrGRIMM · Answer

wear t-shirts

OrdinaryGentleman · Answer

Lol pecks*

JustinX9 · Answer

That is hot

Avalon4 · Answer

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