I swallowed an ice-cube WHOLE and I haven't pooped it out yet, I'm really scared?

[klee___x]

Is it stuck?

[TheGamingOne]

Im sorry to tell you...
The icecube made a home in your stomach, it will reproduce and freeze your stomach
if you're lucky you have 1 year left to live, try to drink as much hot bavarges as you can so you stop the spread of the ice best as possible
unfortunally there is nothing that can be done about it, the ice fuses with the tisseu of your stomach

One thing that could might save you from death is by drinking 10 gallon of boiling water or magma
This will melt the ice inside you, this is your best chance of survival
Sorry...

[klee___x]

Can you get me a tisseu I unfortunally spilt my bavarges

[TheGamingOne]

no nono, what you want to do is split the atoms inside the drink, this will heat it
not a tisseu

[klee___x]

please tell me you understood I was taking the piss out of you for your terrible spelling 😞

[TheGamingOne]

me no English well, anx i can take my own piss out of me tank you

[klee___x]

Rank

[TheGamingOne]

I can take my own piss out of me RANK you?
i did that on purpose...
and its that, see that H is missing

Well im glad to see that trolls thier IQ are still relevant to thier troll Quality (not high in your case ;))

[klee___x]

I noticed the H was missing, it's boring when you purposely misspell words why correct them? it's not funny for me. Nor is it trolling.

[klee___x]

You're annoying me and not making any sense please leave. Also it's their* not Thier thank you and good day.

[Nik1hil]

Are you alive cause this dude here is saying you are dead.
www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1841876-i-swallowed-an-ice-cube-whole-i-haven-t-pooped-it-out

[klee___x]

what a laaaamo copied my troll

[lexythelou22]

Oh my god, you need to call an ambulance NOW. This is a matter of life and death. The ice cube could have traveled to your heart, because we all know that as soon as you eat or drink something it can travel down the "wrong hole" aka the heart-hole. It's slowly freezing your heart from the inside, and you need to get help immediately.

[Red_Arrow]

Are you suggesting she is now cold-hearted?

[klee___x]

@Red_Arrow YEH MATE WHAT HE SAID

[lexythelou22]

Well you are now, you swallow a facking ice cube!

[Jessie1DLM]

Always got told, that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it.. I won't say anything

[areyouladygo]

Hahahahahaha

[klee___x]

Silence is golden, I agree lets keep it that way.

[xXiTacoXx]

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[Leaflar]

Really? You're not sure?

[xXiTacoXx]

@Leaflar You haven't been on GaG long enough to know that sometimes there really are people this stupid on here. You wouldn't believe some of the shit I've seen.

[klee___x]

Hahahhahhaahaahahahahahaahahha

[BiscuitesSwag]

And now it's clear which one of the 2 is you in your profile picture.

[klee___x]

Awww really? which ones that hunnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[BiscuitesSwag]

It would ruin the joke, but the blonde one.

[klee___x]

Your joke sucks

[Red_Arrow]

Well, I think the joke was a good one!

[Karyo]

I assume its melted by now. If it has reached your stomach there is stomach acid. If it doesn't melt before i gets there, that ought to do it. If you swallow a chicken nugget a chicken nugget doesn't come out right?

[CHARismatic110]

https://imgur.com/4RBC39u.jpg

😐😒😂

[the_rake]

your friend in the picture will catch it when it fires out of your butt and use it to cool down the swimming pool

[klee___x]

Well that's not me with my ass out that's my friend so your joke was a fail, soz

[the_rake]

Yea but it's still funny as are you XxX

[klee___x]

thanks I agree

[the_rake]

that's ok.

slightly above average troll maybe.

www.quickmeme.com/.../...e664ecb65968dd84d262c.jpg

[Anonymous]

Install a toilet in your freezer and try pooping it out again. It may come out in its natural habitat.

[Phoenix98]

Sorry to tell you this but that ice cube was dissolved the moment it entered your stomach, it's already entered and left you.

[matheus_mb]

It will melt inside your body, you'll never poop it.

[oldanddecrepid]

HAHAHAHA... that's awesome! I would be more worried if you pooped it out whole!

[singlebee]

Hahahaha nope the ice will melt in seconds... Idiot

[klee___x]

Trolllolololol

[singlebee]

Ahh... You fooled me!
Are you the one on the right side of your pic?

[klee___x]

Yes why

[singlebee]

You are cute!

[takumii]

If you haven't pooped it out yet, I think you should try harder.

[klee___x]

I don't want a rectal prolapse

[takumii]

I had to google that.. In here, they call it, "Blowing your asshole out"

[klee___x]

Hahahahaahahahaha I like that way better I'll be using that from now on

[lifes_curve_ball]

Go to the doctor or you risk sub zero finding you and doing a fatality

[Chrisco]

why don't you make x-ray images of your stomach, i bet it is still there

[Waffles731]

It melted became water and then got absorbed by the large intestine

[klee___x]

DAAAAAAMN AFRICA

[hotstuffSRD]

Oh wow
I think you should take part in Britain's Got Talent 😂 lol jk
Anyways... it was a good one 😜👌

[4465loveyou5577]

No, it melted, was absorbed as water and you peed it out.

[croxy]

It'd freeze your donut if you were to shit it out... Be careful.

[thegreatone7]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 whahhhhahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Calex]

Umm.. I would state the obvious but I would look stupid doing so.

[Anonymous]

are you serious? you dont think it might have MELTED? lol

[Anonymous]

I can't take you seriously here, you tend to troll on this site

[klee___x]

YEEEEEEOW

[Opinion Owner]

Exactly, my point