How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[NightmareNeal]

[atomique]

The Associated Press in 1988, which reported that a New York fish and wildlife technician named Richard Thomas had calculated the volume of dirt in a typical 25–30-foot (7.6–9.1 m) long woodchuck burrow, and had determined that if the woodchuck had moved an equivalent volume of wood, it could move "about 700 pounds (320 kg) on a good day, with the wind at his back". Another study, which considered "chuck" to be the opposite of upchucking, determined that a woodchuck could ingest 361.9237001 cubic centimetres (22.08593926 cu in) of wood per day.

[JustinTheGreat]

A wood chuck chucks as much as a wood chuck chucks if a wood chuck could chuck wood

[JustinTheGreat]

Wait I messed that up

[JustinTheGreat]

A wood chuck would chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
Okay that's how it goes

[Hidden_P]

Depends on the size of the woodchuck I suppose...

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[SelenaRandall]

I've never actually had that figured out till now lmao...

[RetroDreamerXD]

700 pounds of wood. Plain and simple. 🍪

[Anonymous]

None. They are idle bastards. Even if you put the wood right in front of their burrow they will just barely push it out of the way.

[COCOCHANEL]

a decend amount of wood

[COCOCHANEL]

decent

[heythereee]

probably 9 inches