How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

[Chazmatazz269]

As the resident expert on woodchucks, i must assure you that there is only one right answer. Do you know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

[WindAtMyBack]

I'd say about 5-10 cubic feet per day. I came up with that by combining how much dirt a woodchuck can chuck, and what a beaver can do.

[AviatorTom]

700 pounds
Here's the analysis...
www.scienceabc.com/.../...ck-could-chuck-wood.html

[Chazmatazz269]

Hahaha!

[purplepoppy]

He would chuck all the wood a woodchuck could chuck

[FunkyMonkee]

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[MCheetah]

27 pounds before they max out. That's the correct answer.

[Ill_made_Knight]

I heard that Chuck is fond of his wood and becomes upset when the woodchuck tries to chuck it

[jshm2]

All of it, or the fucker is going in the woodchipper as well.

[Jamie05rhs]

It was only a matter of time until this question showed up on GAG.

[Pot8o]

Less than Chuck Norris

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Probably more than the second woodchuck

[Twalli]

about 700 lbs.

[Iron_Man]

A lot of wood

[LavLavLuv]

Chuck taylor

[Likes2drive]

A cord of wood

[Charliefretz329]

All of it

[jamartheg]

575 pieces of wood