I got my eye on a 9/10 dream girl but taking over castles is my life long dream. Halp?
Should I pursue a relationship with a girl or trebuchet?
I got my eye on a 9/10 dream girl but taking over castles is my life long dream. Halp?
This depends... how often do you get the chance to bombard castles? If the answer is often, I would go with the trebuchet as this would allow you to become the king of the castle (s) you conquer, and as history has told us, it is easy to obtain women once your a king ;)
... or multiple concubines. My trebuchet would need attention too <3
This is very true, you must make sure to never neglect your trebuchet or it will get lonely :(
Seriously i mean i love my trebuchet, to death really. I just want to love and support it to the best of my abilities.
Yes, you must always love and support your trebuchet. Every night you must remember to say how much you love and care for them and, depending on the mood, either tell them a bedtime story or stroke their stout oaken beams until they fall asleep. Otherwise you run the risk of them turning on you and seeking revenge. You never want to have a trebuchet seeking revenge. It will get ugly.
dud, you should get the trebuchet! That thing looks awesome!!!
I know right?
I picked option B!!!
*caresses the trebuchet* 👏🏽
Get your damn hands off her!
Im going to have her crush your VFR
She will do that if i ask her nicely to. check n mate
Your vfr? sorry you cannot play with my tribuchet
Totally fine. I have 4 haha
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pfft weak, mine would roll over those in a heartbeat.
Really? O. o you don't say
*walks into the shed*
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How do you have so many sports bikes? Do you crash regularly?
I would go for trebuchet but.. listen to your heart
I mean how else am i going to take over a castle... and like another user said women come with the castle, i would get wenches with it ahhhh my life would be done at that moment. A castle, good food and wenches... oh and my adorable tribuchet
yo fool no women come with the bombarded castle
pfft
Yeah they would!
I guess trebuchet would be jealous cause of your wenches
My defenses are impregnable, even with a trebuchet, you'll never storm the castle. You might as well just give up, though I don't know what girl would want you after this failure. You're best off settling for the serving wench.
My trebuchet would destroy you chastity belt *ehrm* i mean castle
The trebuchet would have sex with you always if it could even if you don't sign some papers and give it rings so it got my vote
The slivers tho...
@BelleGirl21 it's hot
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No matter how strong a woman may be, she can't launch/throw like a trebuchet.
Look at that beauty. 😍
Trebuchet all the way! That sounds super fun to have😋
Trebuchet is more useful to destroy your enemies! XD
Damn, dude, I don't think we can compete with a trebuchet :P
according to everyone else, looks like there is a clear winner lol
If only you had stout beams. I guess you're stuck with A 😎
Umm I think you should already know the answer. Trebuchet for the win!!!
Just make a "custom sized notch" in the base and have sex with your trebuchet.
Three if you like variation.
persue women, they can make you kids, they can give you an army.
The trebuchet ❤️
I'll be jealous if you pursue the girls instead 😂
You forgot the best part: Launching flaming feces at your enemies.
The trebuchet is less likely to lie, cheat, complain, and blow all the money on your debit card.
Trebuchet are too sexy to pass up.
The people have spoken.
You're better off with... MEEEEE! lol
The trebuchet is the clear winner. 🏆
Vote B, no contest :)
trebuchet is life man :P
Trebuchet's are less likely to disappoint you.
Don't ask me! Whoever you want
"Just follow your heart" *plays the rest of the speech on my phone*
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