First time going to a strip club and a virgin help?

[Anonymous]

Okay so I recently turned 21 and a couple of my friends are planning to go to a strip club when my other friend the youngest of the bunch turns 21 in a month or so. I have never gone to a strip club and also out of all my friends I'm still a virgin. I'm a little nervous and excited because the most contact I've had with any girl is a hug. I'm also excited because it will be something new and I'm curious about it. Anyway like what should I expect when I go any tips will be appreciated

[WalterRadio]

What country is the strip club in? If it is in Thailand, Philippines, Indonesia, etc, then you are in luck. Because for somewhere between $40 and $200 (depending on location and class), you can take the girl to your hotel and she will have sex with you. (Be careful in the Philippines, she might want to marry you too)

Honestly, strip clubs (in the US) are pathetic. The women tend to be old, not very attractive, often overweight, and you can't take them home. My advice is to drink a lot before you get there (but don't be the driver); that will allow you to wear your beer goggles.

My suggestion is to look up a high class escort service, pay $1,200 and get it over with.

[ak666]

I was also really, really shy about going the first time my male buddies invited me. I thought I might pop a boner or something when I enter and get all shy and want to leave.

Instead I entered and there was loud music, a girl walking around topless like it's nothing, women dancing on stage, guys cheering. I loved it! There was an adrenaline rush with that kind of atmosphere, and I didn't actually find it that sexual.

It was more just really fun splurging on drinks and talking about which girl is which guy's favorite.

[ak666]

Note that sometimes a girl might try to sit next to you and offer a "dance". I don't recommend it so much unless you like spending like $25 for a few minutes of a girl grinding on your lap, though that might be worth it if you're a virgin (just don't go overboard).

[WalterRadio]

Strip clubs are not my thing, and I detest bargirls, but on one of the few times I went into one, the girls were shooting darts at balloons, smoking cigarettes, and picking up wine bottles all with their vaginas.

[ak666]

Also note that strip clubs range from very seedy/shady to being almost like a night club (bigger ones). The first one I went to had lasers and smoke, women dancing naked in capsules, acrobatics on the stage. It was more of a "show" with celebrity appearances and often several hundred girls on stage (not simultaneously) in one night.

The smaller ones tend to feel more like a "bar" than "night club" and have more women who might want to strike up a conversation with you and are more aggressive about getting a dance. Those might be a little more uncomfortable at first but still not too bad.

[ak666]

@WalterRadio That's like a hardcore one -- where was this at? My friends from Hawaii told me stories like that. I went to ones in places like California, Texas -- not quite so hardcore/sexual.

[WalterRadio]

Bangkok.

I hear they have donkey shows in Tijuana. I haven't been.

I haven't been to a strip club in 20 years. Way too boring.

[Asker]

Well I live in Illinois closer to the city. does anyone recommend a club that isn't shady

[WalterRadio]

Try the Larry Flint Club in East Saint Louis or PTs in Sauget (not sure they still exist).

I saw a billboard for Flint the other day that advertised three Asian porn stars. I didn't pay attention to the schedule.

[ak666]

@WalterRadio I still like them for some reason, but I don't get to go so often living in Japan. For me they are somehow not so sexual -- I get the thrill of just being in a place that's adult, kind of the same feeling I get when I'm at a casino. And I love the drinking part.

[CheerGirl38139]

Being a virgin has no bearing on this. Unless it's a brothel disguised as a strip club.

[ak666]

It's probably a bit intimidating for a guy who never saw a girl naked up close and whose only physical contact is a hug. It's not as scary as it sounds though.

[CheerGirl38139]

@ak666 I agree. It's not that big of a deal

[Asker]

@ak666 yes you are correct

[DivaMonae]

It's getting danced on or in front of not getting laid. Don't sweat it you'll enjoy it.

[Asker]

You kind of lost me

[DivaMonae]

You're over thinking it. You're not losing your virginity you're just going to a strip club.

[OlderAndWiser]

Is the club topless or full nudity?

[Asker]

Not 100% sure

[OlderAndWiser]

That is a very important detail to nail down. Report back when you have that answer.

[MrAssHat]

ok here is what you do... take some change and place it on the table.. then you need to set a cold beer ontop of and when the girls ask for tip take the ice cold coins and drop them in! this will keep you laughin and distract everyone from your raging erection.

[cth96190]

Keep your wallet in your pants and watch, do not participate.
You will leave with a severe case of blue balls, but that will likely be the only harm done.
I visit strip bars/clubs, from time to time. Not to watch the girls. I watch the audience, because that is where the best show can be seen.
They range from the sad, lonely and pathetic, to loud and obnoxious, to creepy in a serial killer sort of way.

[sovetskii13]

If your friends have been there (or to any strip club) then you can ask them what to expect. I don't think it's a question that would be embarrassing or weird to ask your friend about. They can probably provide you with the greatest detail about it.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

You probably ain't gonna get your dick wet, of that's what you're wondering. And you don't want to with strippers. Anyways, expect drinking and tits

[Asker]

Yes I know I might still be a virgin but I'm not that desperate

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

I'm just sayin, bruh. I'm a virgin and went for my 21st. It's just what it is, a strip club. It's fun, though

[NoAbyss]

Sit there, look at the pretty ladies, drink beer, don't touch, don't blow in your pants... Go home, jack off, sleep.

[Hidden_P]

Expect women on poles