How true is this statement ( keep his tummy full and his balls empty)?

[Anonymous]

[BlueCoyote]

The second part is certainly true ;-). The first part seems awfully old-fashioned to me. I feel like as a guy in the year 2016, you should be able to feed yourself. And by "feeding yourself" I don't mean throwing a frozen pizza from 7/11 into the oven. I mean, actually cooking something nice for yourself (or ideally, for yourself and your girlfriend/wife). Of course it's nice to be served a yummy meal once in a while by your girlfriend/wife but it should not be a regular thing or at least it should be based on reciprocity. In my relationship, I do most of the cooking for both people. Or sometimes my girlfriend and me would cook next to each other but prepare our own, individual meals.
When I hear of men whose cooking skills are so poor they can't even make some pasta, I can only shake my head in disbelief. I find that pretty pathetic. Anyone over the age of 65 is excused but if you're 30 or 40 and you depend on your wife to get some decent food in your stomach, you're a loser (unless there are serious medical reasons such as a disability of course, that's an exception).

[Asker]

Lol I happen to like to cook but hate when people help or watch me it makes me nervous and uncomfortable

[BlueCoyote]

That's kinda funny ;-).
I should maybe add that if a girl ENJOYS cooking for her boyfriend/husband, that's of course a different matter. Like, if my girlfriend said to me "Can I cook something nice for you? I really wanna make you happy." I would think that's really sweet and I would of course say yes.
But men shouldn't expect their girlfriend/wife to cook for them. If the woman does it, it should happen out of love or fun etc. not because the man demands it 1950s style or because he's too dumb to cook something for himself.

[Asker]

Lol I'm not saying it's true that a girl should do all the cooking some girl can't cook at all trust me I know ever try eating a cookie that u can break a rock with it or French fries that are still uncooked she was that bad a cook I'm over her like how are u still alive but I remember I liked when my dad cooked for me even tho it was vary good sorry daddy I still love ya lol😂😂 but I understand your point

[posted]

^This, get a frozen pizza from a major store instead of 7/11. Thats real cooking!

[Regulatus]

It's totally true. Add in "Don't nag him or talk too much" and the man will treat the woman like a queen.

[Asker]

I don't nag but I am a talker danm it lol we at least I don't talk about shoes lol I talk about stuff that makes people laugh lol,

[Regulatus]

You're a teenager, none of those guidelines apply to you yet. Haha

[Asker]

Ya so and how you know I'm a teen I could be 9😂😂 I'm kidding I'm 16 but still lol

[Asker]

Ok I lie I nag Lucas and seth when thy don't do thare home work or eat thare veggies

[Anonymous]

It's a start, but believe it or not... Those two things won't keep him satisfied if the rest of your relationship isn't in order.

Focus on learning healthy communication, handling conflict respectfully, sticking to a budget (time and money), good health and keeping life interesting and it'll go farther than food and sex for both you and your relationships.

[Asker]

Um I think u took this to seriously I was just bored this was a joke questions

[Opinion Owner]

Just the same, it's something better to learn sooner than later. 😘

[Asker]

Lol I have known that for years lol 😋

[GiftShop]

I definitely do that, but it's not that it's my duty I just enjoy cooking and having sex.
And it doesn't define our marriage.

[Asker]

It's a joke

[Anonymous]

So feed them and have sex with them. But he can pay for those things so surely you need to be more.

[Asker]

It's a joke

[This_is_my_username]

LOOLOLOLOLOLLOOOOOOOOLOLOOO

i like this :) bahahhahahah

[Asker]

I know right

[Jager66]

Is the implication of that pic that she emptied his balls into the soup she will be serving for dinner?

[Asker]

Um no

[HonestWhiteGuy]

hahaha

[Asker]

@HonestWhiteGuy that would fuck up soup

[Jager66]

perhaps it adds just the right *zing to the soup.

[Asker]

Ya nope

[posted]

HAVE YOU TRIED IT? It might. It looks like thats what might be happening because he has that weird smile and she's about to try it.

[Asker]

@posted nope

[loves2learn]

While I don’t disagree with this I also think husbands need to maintain the other side of the coin: happy wife happy life.

[integrale77]

Seems logical advice to help stop him straying and finding someone else who will feed him or worse still drain his balls!

[posted]

I guess, second part moreso haha. First ehh, it's nice but ehh.

[BrownBoyBrownies]

Lol nahh. Irrigated scrotums are better than scroties on drought. It feels weird

[Asker]

I didn't get that

[HonestWhiteGuy]

Umm its not that simple but if you do those 2 things yea its very likely he will be happy lol

[Asker]

Lol I know that lol I'm just messing around

[HonestWhiteGuy]

Empty my balls! :o

[Asker]

Lol nope

[Anonymous]

How true is this statement "keep her stomach empty and her vagina full"?

[Asker]

I don't know

[Intraluminal]

LOL. That's funny af.

[Asker]

Lol thanks I thought si

[Princeofanons]

Ah use their balls in a meatball soup I'm assuming

[Asker]

No it was just some random pic I saw

[Scared_Banana]

I prefer my balls to be full.

[Asker]

Um why?

[Scared_Banana]

I like to conserve my sperm.

[Maxemeister]

That's half the battle right there

[Asker]

Lol ya think

[Maxemeister]

I do think! Delicious steak meal while she gives u a bj, instant heaven. But don't forget the love part!

[Asker]

Hum ok then lol

[Maxemeister]

Well good luck in that department, now I must go, my people need me!

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[CheerGirl38139]

Seems legit. 👍

[Anonymous]

I mean it can't hurt...

[Anonymous]

I wouldn't complain 😂

[Asker]

Whys that?

[Opinion Owner]

Well we'd be satisfied all round so nothing to complain about 😛

[Asker]

Good point

[Anonymous]

lol thats kinda funny

[TheButterfly]

To an extent

[hotstuffSRD]

😂😂😂 LOL

[Anonymous]

100% correct

[Asker]

Lol don't ya think ya exaggerated a bit