Guys, do your boobs ever itch?

[Anonymous]

Boob itches suck arse and they are ever so random as hell. Just like guys with their random boners poppin' up like daisies.
I'll just be sitting in class and BAM! Random boob itch, but can I scratch it? Noooo.
Well... I mean I could but then people would stare like this:

So, guys, do you ever get random boob itches?

Yessss

Nooo

I wish I had boobs

I wish I didn't have boobs

Shout out to all the girls and guys who have to hold their boobs when they run or walk down the stairs. This is totally irrelevant but you know who you are

[Pac-Man]

My Spartan pecs scratch themselves

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[Asker]

rawr

[AlwaysBelieving]

You HAD to put that there didn't you... ROTFLMAO

[Omar5881]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[Pac-Man]

Thanks for the MHO :)

[BlueMaze]

They did when I was younger, and yes it is pretty annoying. Even tried to stealth scratch, but not sure if I succeeded...

[Asker]

hahaha like pretending to "adjust" your shirt but secretly trying to rid yourself of the itch on your boobs.

[BlueMaze]

Yes exactly! Sometimes it was easier to sneak, but not all the time. Even trying to find a dark corner without looking like some creeper so you could get the trickier ones wasn't successful.

[Asker]

haha, yup!

[Truthatanycost]

You've just given me a business idea.

Self scratching bras. I will design them with a tiny CR2032 battery and a little mechanism shaped as small fingers. Each finger will have a bristle on the tips and if your boobs itch, all you need to do is press a button on your phone via a special secure boobscratch app and the little hands will do the scratching. You can program the app for scratch duration.

This is clearly a niche market though so they will be expensive.

[Asker]

@Truthatanycost LOL well don't you have it all figured out!

[BlueMaze]

@Truthatanycost Interesting idea!

[Pac-Man]

@Truthatanycost lol tiny hands scratching stuff with remote control? This would be as misused as the back massager xD

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[IntradouchingMyshelf]

It annoys the crap out of me. I hate having to scratch them in public, in front of people.

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[Anonymous]

I wish I didn't have big boobs. But oh well. That's what I have. I tried losing weight, but nope. I still have them.

[Asker]

Sometimes one is destined to have large boulders bestowed upon thy breast!

[desidoll]

Yes and it is so annoying especially when it happened in public where you can't do anything about it.

[kittenmitten]

Guys don't have them lol. And no no iching of the chest. I did experience itching there but only because of a sunburn. And it was the arms too. What you describe sucks by the way.

[NinjaZero420]

The first rule of man boobs is you don't talk about man boobs :/

[Asker]

sshhhh noooo it's okay
BE HONEST WITH YOURSELVES

[lazermazer]

1. No, nothing itches me
2. Itching is due to either infection or some kind of rash, so seek doctor help.

[Asker]

hahaha I can assure you that a single random itch is not a rash. Why do you think you get a random itch on your back? Not because of a rash.

[lazermazer]

I simply dont. Rarely i scratch myself n keep good care of myself.

[lazermazer]

But then again, I don't know how growing boobs feel like, so there's that😏

[Luci92]

All the time lol, and after having too many guys raise their eyebrows at me trying to do it subtly, I've given up trying to be subtle.

[Hans222]

I've never noticed it... so I'm fairly certain it's no :D

[mooky06]

Yeah lol they do during awkward moments during the day (sometimes)

[chrisbigman]

I don't really have "boobs". I have a chest. Once in a blue moon, I will have an itch on my chest. But otherwise, I don't really itch there. I only itch mostly in my crotch area when I do.

[BernieforLife16]

Yes, ugh but I scratch anyway hehe. :P But then my ball sack itches then yeah that's irritating because it's not acceptable to scratch there lol.

[Ephemera1]

For guys it's our sacks that gives us these issues

[AlwaysBelieving]

It's even worse when it's the both at the same time.

[Ephemera1]

@AlwaysBelieving both nuts?

[AlwaysBelieving]

no, the chest AND the nuts itching at the same time... I should clariifed.

[Truthatanycost]

@AlwaysBelieving Oh you mean chestnuts.

[Asker]

LOOOL

[CHRIS11796]

My nipples not boobs i don't have manboobs but they do itch sometimes.

[Anonymous]

We get sack itches, which would be equivalent. I guess we treat them as normal itches, never paid attention. I get nipple itches sometimes..

[MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah]

All the time, ESPECIALLY after and during I work out.

[sexcrazy12]

it is most irritating, I am with you. I think yours is worse though as you cannot scratch in public.

[HulkkSmash]

Mine itch all the tine. And those boners aren't so random

[Puppylove94]

It means they're growing

[Asker]

Yikes!

[AlwaysBelieving]

FINALLY, the chest track at BodyPump class is working... LOL

[Asker]

@AlwaysBelieving omg hahahaha

[AlwaysBelieving]

Just putting it out there... did someone spike my orange juice again?

[lazermazer]

Really?

[Anonymous]

It's a tie between C and E for me but, I had to go with my gut on this one, so I went with C

[CHARismatic110]

Yes they do lol. At the most random times.

[AlwaysBelieving]

Sometimes my chest itches.

[Asker]

YES this still counts!

[Phoenix98]

No I can't say my pectorals have ever itched.

[legs_n_sheets]

Nah, my man boobs do not itch.