What does it mean when someone calls you "uptight"?

[Anonymous]

My cousin just said that I was uptight
what's your definition of uptight

[abc3643]

A person who is uptight is rather demanding and/or judgmental. Such people are often inflexible about their views and there are options and they have exacting and high standards (to them) and expect others to have the same high standards. They are often Republican. However they can also be real liberal assholes too like extreme SJWs or very vocal vegans.

The term comes from imagining somebody who is very constipated or cannot take a dump in a public restroom so they have to squeeze their asscheecks tightly together. They are very uncomfortable because their rectums are full of shit but they can't unload. That makes them grumpy and short tempered not tolerating any new stress since they are already stressing so much from having so much shit compacted in their rectum.

[Najii]

Someone who always takes everything so serious, who doesn't know how to chill out

[yellowgirl00d]

Assholes who are controlling and braggy and think they're all that

[Yumix]

if someone is not relaxed or not comfortable talking about certain topics like sexual stuff

[Shawn58]

Yea that pretty much somes it up

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

do you just not know what uptight means?

[luvitall]

U got a stick up your bum my dear