Do you think you're a good driver?

[zorro8888]

Second one is unseen footage of @Butthurt... isn't she great? :)

[JSmuve]

I'm an impeccable driver. I'm fairly intuitive so I can pick up on moves other drivers are gonna make before they do them. I'd say I drive relatively cautiously, which is to say I go between 0-15 km/h over the speed limit instead of the 20-40 km/h over that dumbasses in my city do. Never been pulled over and never been in an accident in the 12 years I've been driving, well except for a blown tire.

[DaveDavidson]

I like to think so.
I know that learning to ride a bike has made me a lot more cautious and defensive even in a car. "It wasn't my fault" wouldn't be much comfort when some texting asshole hits your bike and sends you flying over the hood at 60km/h.

[zorro8888]

Yeah I could see that... never understand the bikers that I see doing 90-100mph on the Highway.. seems crazy man lol

[DaveDavidson]

There's actually a name for the stereotypical dudebro-type of rider who rides carelessly and excessively fast on a sportsbike wearing cargo shorts and no helmet or other safety gear - they're referred to as "squids"

[karahiri]

i think i have good instincts... but i speed. massively. i'll go 30-40 mph above the speed limit just because i can :p

[zorro8888]

30/40... damn lol that's crazy haha
so you're the girl doing 70 in a school zone :P

[karahiri]

i don't mess around with school zones anymore. got ticketed twice LOL. soooo... i'll do 95 on a 55 instead :)

[zorro8888]

Oh okay that makes more sense at least you have a heart when it comes to kids haha
How much did you end up paying for those tickets?

[karahiri]

i think it was like 35ish or maybe 60ish. i forgot, it was years ago

[ButtHurt]

Lmfaoo he's lying everyone. It was him driving he wanted to prove how good he was and... tada... that happened.

[zorro8888]

Bruh everyone knows I never tell lies... we know that's why your dad doesn't want you driving his car anymore

[ButtHurt]

That was because I got tickets 🙄

[zorro8888]

You don't think you'd get tickets for that shitty parking job? lmao

[ButtHurt]

Wait what

[zorro8888]

Nothing lol would take too long to explain haha
How'd your ticket situation go?

[ButtHurt]

Lmao. Uhm still haven't dealt with it :/

[zorro8888]

Did your dad say you can't use the car anymore? That would be perfect :)

[ButtHurt]

Yeah but I used it yesterday 😂

[zorro8888]

bruh lol I need to help your dad keep his keys in better places haha

[ButtHurt]

I went to do an errand for him 😡

[zorro8888]

That sounds like way too much fun for you... next time get an uber haha

[ButtHurt]

He gets sooooooo mad when I Uber. Omg terrible idea 😂

[zorro8888]

Lol! Why?
The cost or you still find a way to make uber bad? :P

[ButtHurt]

He goes 'why would you spend money on over when you have your own car at your service?' He gets so mad. Plus he's always worried

[zorro8888]

Damn why are such a stressful kid to have around lol... I feel like your siblings are angels compared to you haha

[ButtHurt]

It's the truth :( I don't know I've always been this way lmfao

[zorro8888]

You ready to have an intervention lmao

Is that anon guy the same one from all your questions haha

[ButtHurt]

They've tried. The funny part is that I make my dad Crack up all the time. So I don't know wtf his prob is.

Lmfao you know it. I think I broke his little heart 😔

[zorro8888]

Haha you actually had an intervention done? lmao... what was the reason for it? I'm gonna guess too much money wasted, drinking cause you're clearly drunk when you're on gag lol or just not giving a fuck

Lmao do you even know how it all started with him? Sounds like he knew you from all your other accounts

[ButtHurt]

Lmfao they were like you need to calm the f down. You're too all over the place. Also be nice (my dad comes from a family that's unbearably mushy and I can't deal so if you're not like that, you're considered rude). I'm not drunk betch 😂

No he's just one weird creep that remembers shit and comments on all my questions

[zorro8888]

Haha wtf what are doing that's so bad? Just be mushy everyone once in a while lol... won't kill you lmao I feel like if your boyfriend tried to be all mushy/romantic you'd be like stop acting like a bitch haha... you sure you're not drunk? It would explain so much <3

I wonder if you acted sweet no matter what he said, if he would stop lol

[ButtHurt]

I don't know I have so much energy and such strong opinions on things. So I'm prolly a lotto handle lmfao. I used to be like that (like stop being weird) but if it's once and while and he's just trying to be sweet, I love it. Bruh you're drunk k? 😒

I tried that. It didn't work

[zorro8888]

Yo why are people upvoting your lies... it's almost like when I pick on you people on gag like you again 😑

See I enjoy being annoying so I'd just keep being sweet and mushy just to mess with you

Lol you're supposed to keep it up no matter what our else he'll think you're sarcastic

[ButtHurt]

They just know what a bad driver

[ButtHurt]

... you are tf I pressed send too fast 😂

I'd have to slap you then. I'm sorry in advance

I asked him if he wanted to have sex with me. I'm really nice

[zorro8888]

You didn't press send too fast... you just couldn't let yourself lie like that in one comment

I'm glad that you're all for playing rough and all but how's that supposed to play out haha
"You know what always pops into my head when you wake up next to me... how lucky I was to have met you <3 "
*slap* "How FECKIN DARE YOU be this sweet, ruin my whole damn day" lmao

Oh how nice lol! You're supposed to tell him how much you want him, not if he wants you :P

[ButtHurt]

Lmfao omg weirdest thing just happened. I went to go do my nails and walked into a massage parlor instead. I walk in and there are a bunch of Asian women sitting there looking at me and I'm like 'hey can I get a mani pedi and one literally escorts me out and goes 'no no no this no mani this massage' lmfao looked sketchy asf

That would make me smile but I'd have to show you mah love through ma actions

But I don't want him I was just being nice

[zorro8888]

Hahaha they kicked you out bruh lol... sounds like it happens a lot to them, they're like here comes another white lady asking for the wrong thing :P On an unrelated note, I've never gotten a massage done... am I missing out?

"show you mah love through ma actions" Most people go for a kiss or hug... you go for slaps and punches haha

Well he doesn't need to know that lmao... it's too disarm him so he can crush on you instead of hating lol

[ButtHurt]

Lmfao right? She literally pushed me out I started cracking up I'm like dafeck woman. I don't know babe I've never had one done either. Unless bfs count lol

Hahah I'm actually super affectionate as long as you don't gross me out lmao.

He already does doe

[zorro8888]

GaG kicked you out, a massage parlor kicked you out... you sure the problem isn't you boo boo? Nah those don't count lol the girls that "attempted" to give me a massage I was like "Hey umm what do you think you're doing back there" lmao

Umm how does one gross you out? I'm asking for research... I'd never do that :)

Lmao I'm at the point where I look forward to see him on your questions now haha anon 25-29 back at it again <3

[ButtHurt]

LMFAO. Do you wanna here my dude to the story or what? 😒 What kind of lawyer are you
Hehe I bet my bfs thought the same 😂

I don't know man just some people just have this gross thing about em lol. Can't explain you'd understand if I was able to point out a few example to you lol

He's quite annoying tbh

[zorro8888]

The kind of lawyer that wants to tell his client to look back over her sentence and fix that typo <3
I'm like if you wanted to touch my muscles you could have just said so... no need to set me up for disappointment lmao with your weak arms that can't do pull ups, I know they thought the same lmao

Haha is it a physical thing? Cause I know you're pretty picky when it comes to that lol

Annoying yet you love triggering him :P

[ButtHurt]

Lmfao I was hoping you wouldn't catch it 😂 HEAR HEAR FUCK
I usually just resort to tickling them cause I love being annoying lmfao

I don't know just their demeanor, the way they act sometimes look 😩😩😖😖

I love to trigger everybody 😈

[zorro8888]

You're still not seeing it lmao... you said "here my dude to the story" haha yes I'd love to hear your dude

Haha so if I saw you in public started licking my lips excessively while making full eye contact and winking... would I fall in that category? lmao

I'm still not convinced that you weren't ready to go off on me in an attempt to trigger me the first time we talked lol... the cereal conversation lol

[ButtHurt]

Lmfaoo I didn't even see that 😂 I was getting a pedicure and she was scraping the bottom of my feet and I almost fell in the water

Omg I'd be so grossed out 😖

No you see you're cool. I observe

[zorro8888]

Haha wtf how does that even happen? Were your feet ticklish or something lmao

One second you think I'm cool the next you'd be grossed out lmao... you're so complicated
I didn't even say flickering my tongue, just licking my lips sheesh!

[ButtHurt]

I'm too ticklish 😭😭

Well you didn't do it yet breh if you did I'd be grossed out

[zorro8888]

Hahaha oh man... I can't even make fun of you, I'm ticklish there too lol so they they start laughing at you? ;P

Just cause you can't see me doesn't mean I'm not doing it yet
Brb making that face for my story on snapchat... umm I blame you if some girls block me

[ButtHurt]

Yeah they crack up 😂 And good to know 😏

Lmfao! One guy once sent me a snap like that!! Omg like a few months ago lmfao I was so creeped out

[zorro8888]

The only thing that would have made that better is if they escorted you out too hahaha... gtfo with your good to know lmao making me consider sleeping with boots on lol

So when do I get your snapchat... it's not like I'm plotting all the weird ways I'd creep you out buddy ol' pal haha

[ButtHurt]

When I'm in middle of my pedicure? 😑 I'd kill em. Lmfao the boots ain't gonna do shit. I'd just take em off

I'll message u my snap lmfao

[zorro8888]

Nah they'd definitely kick your ass... they're generically more flexible than you too lmao... gotta tie my boots with some weird boy's scout knot

So someone says they'll send weird snaps to gross you out and you say yes please sir

[ButtHurt]

Nh I doubt they're more flexible lmfao

Don't pretend like u didn't want it betch

[zorro8888]

Okay fine but they could still kick your ass... then I wouldn't see you on this site for about a week and I'd say yep someone finally caught her outside lmao

Right that must be why I still haven't added you :)
Lol I'll add you later today

[ButtHurt]

🙄

Your eyes just playing hard to get. I ain't falling for that shit.
Look at anon www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q2311442-how-are-you-going-to-celebrate-saint-patricks-day
😂😂😂

[zorro8888]

You're clearly falling for it if you're talking about my eyes... like you got lost in my pic or something lmao

"2 days before my damn birthday fucktard" Hahaha oh man I love this guy! He's so angry for no reason :D

[ButtHurt]

Bruh wut

I'm like wtf this guy 😂

[zorro8888]

Bruh read what your wrote lol if you're confused imagine me right now lmao

Lmao did he expect you to read that lol, he doesn't tag you just goes off about you hahaha

[ButtHurt]

Lmfaooo I'm sorry in trying yovwas fifty shades rn 🙄

I know I was scrolling to see what date it was and then that...

[zorro8888]

I thought i'd give you a couple hours to see what you wrote lmao... something about you being a pervert I think

[ButtHurt]

Fuck my life. WATCH* but we walked out in middle 😂

[zorro8888]

Haha I was like dafuck!
I still haven't seen that movie... probably cause my mind is very pure unlike you :)
Why'd you walk out lol

[ButtHurt]

Right I'm sure, manslut 😊
We were falling asleep. I was very omg ADHD it was boring asf holy shit

[zorro8888]

Does this sound like a manslut to you? Had a naked girl on my lap, not only did I not get an erection but I told her "what would your father say if he saw you right now?" then I walked away :)

The on screen soft core porno wasn't good enough for you? lmao

[ButtHurt]

You sound asexual bub :/

It was just cringe. And they have no chemistry and the whole thing is just awkward.

[zorro8888]

Lmao makes you wonder why you spent all that time hitting on me right?

Haven't seen the second movie yet but in the first one there were some cringe worthy moments...
There was this part where she said "Are you going to make love to me now?" (first off who the fuck says that?) but he replies with "I don't make love, I fuck... hard" with the right delivery what he could have been hot but it sounded so creepy hahaha

[ButtHurt]

Maybe I'm asexual as well. And ain't nobody hitting on you :)

Lmfao I can't it's just cringe. Like they're trying too hard.

[zorro8888]

You're not asexual, just delusional if haven't picked up on how you're coming on to me... take your pills sweetheart :)

What was the worst part from what you saw in the second movie? lol

[ButtHurt]

After you, mr Alzheimer's :)

I don't even remember. He used this thing on her that holds her legs apart. Most awkward sex scene I've ever watch bruh.

[zorro8888]

Sthapp using mah smiley face bruh! lol

I don't know why but the moment you said that, the first thing that popped into my head was a girl in stirrups at an obgyn lmao... sexy right?
birthanarchy.com/.../wingspread-stirrups.jpg

[Bleh-___-]

Didn't even start learning yet due to assuming I'll be a bad driver

[zorro8888]

I tried teaching my friend... man it was scary at first lol

[HaveNoName]

It's one thing if it's a genuine accident. None of the posts above are accidents. By grace of God, I have had not a single accident in the 20 years I have driven in US.

I am very sensitive about the topic of good and bad driving. I always judge a person's character and nature by his driving. A person's driving habits are the perfect indicator of his personality. I ABSOLUTELY HATE bad drivers. Can't stand them.

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Do you think @zorro8888 has been asking a lot of questions lately? Yea I do

[zorro8888]

Was this your way of telling me you're crushing on me? <3 lol

[BeautifulPromisesx]

I only crush on my man

[zorro8888]

Oh my there's a Mr. Narcos now? So proud lol

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Yeeee he got me addicted to him like cocaine

[Nadzzz]

Oh yeah I can drive pretty good but I don't have a driving licence yet

[zorro8888]

No licence... take me on a ride with you! lmao
www.gifbin.com/.../...s_in_toy_car_like_a_boss.gif

[Nadzzz]

Well lol I can drive a BMW Seria 7
Don't underestimate my skills

[JoyGirl]

Sure! Put me behind the wheels, and let us find out, together! 😃

[zorro8888]

Making it sound like a death sentence lol

[JoyGirl]

Oh, no sweety, your fine. Your not going to die. 😃
Jk... lol 😂

I can drive, yes, but I drive way to fast, according to my mother and a few other people who have been a car with me driving. 😆

[Ali55sven]

Yeah, crazy driver. I follow the rules of the road nicely i think everyone should look up to me LMAO. when i was a learner, not too long ago. Other drivers used to challenge me. My instructor even said it.

[CorvetteGirl]

I'd say I'm a fairly good driver. Haven't wrecked the car.
Of course I strive to be top 10

[zorro8888]

I'd hope you haven't wrecked a car yet lol you just started from the looks of it haha

[CorvetteGirl]

Hahaha yeah like 6 months ago. 6 more months and my mom is out of my car

[zorro8888]

Oh right I almost forgot about that lol having a parent with you all the time during the permit period :P

[CorvetteGirl]

Hahaha yeah. Sucks.
I swear she looks annoyed in my car haha.

[zorro8888]

lmao maybe she wishes she could be driving so she could speed

[CorvetteGirl]

Hahahaha I drive the speed limit. Well sometimes 2 over

[zorro8888]

I think I was always about following the speed limit in the beginning lol then when I started driving alone... man did I speed especially on the highway lol!

[CorvetteGirl]

Hahahaha how fast?

[zorro8888]

I think the fastest was about 97mph.. I was almost late lol so I had to push it :P

[CorvetteGirl]

Hahahaha niceeee. Sounds like fun to me

[sovetskii13]

I never had any negative experiences with driving. I believe I drive great. It has been a while though. I moved to another city with public transit and gave the car to my mom.

[rgb008]

Yes.
Never had an accident or been pulled over lol

[NatashaBeauty]

Yes. Most definitely. I've been racing cars since I was about 7 years old. I just go fast on regular roads so yea.

[dukejohn2000]

I'm an exceptional driver, of course it's because I've driven tractors and other farm equipment since I was like 6.

[Máiiréad]

No I kinda speed a lot...

[Ali55sven]

Now you just admitted it. The feds gonna be after ya. Id hide if i wer you 😉

[zorro8888]

Lol I always pictured you as a speeder for some reason haha

[teawrecks]

Better than you, just like everything else.

[zorro8888]

Righhhhht lol

[teawrecks]

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Ghassan2]

If you're talking about skill, then I'm average. But I'm the best driver when I'm angry.

[EmpatheticLady]

Ehhh, I speed more than I should.

[KeiranByrne]

No, I am a defensive driver.

[PizzaPrincess]

Good that I'm not a driver, sure.

[ASEXY]

Yes, I'm a very good driver.

[Redstang88]

Skilled? Very
Cautious, not so much.

[Anonymous]

butthurt doesn't like anyone

[ButtHurt]

I like yo dad

[zorro8888]

lmao she's a gentle soul

[Opinion Owner]

no, she really isn't. don't buy in to her shit

[ButtHurt]

😂😂😂😂

[Opinion Owner]

she's been banned before

[ButtHurt]

😹😹😹😹

..

[Puppylove94]

No I don't lol

[zorro8888]

Lol how bad are we talking here?

[Puppylove94]

Well I've been in 3 fender benders... and I've been at fault every time. I'm getting better tho 😂

[zorro8888]

"getting better" sure I believe you lol
umm didn't you just get a new car lmao

[Puppylove94]

I did lol that was my last fender bender last year.