What's the Worst accent in the World to have?

What's the Worst accent in the World to have?
I've been told my accent is both sexy and disgusting depending on which gender I ask. I'd rather not taint the question by revealing it here. But if you had to pick What's the ABSOLUTE WORST accent to have in the World?

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I have a Southern US accent myself.
What's the Worst accent in the World to have?
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