What is your most embarrassing drunk story?

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Quintessence · Accepted Answer

Oh, boy. The first--and decidedly LAST--time I got drunk was this summer while bar-hopping with some cousins and family friends.
As an inexperienced drinker, I must've severely underestimated the potency of the alcohol (or overestimated my own constitution), because by the end of the night I couldn't walk properly or turn my head sideways without still seeing, for a few seconds, the same image prior to turning it.
As such, this left one of my male cousins tasked with driving me home. FOR SOME REASON THAT IS BEYOND ME and that I CANNOT JUSTIFY, halfway through the ride in his car, I proceeded to take my clothes off--down to my bra and underwear--and refused to put them back on (to be fair, I did try, but it seemed like massive effort at the time). Naturally, he refused to take me home in such a state (my father would have not taken well to that!) nor did he feel comfortable wrestling me out of his car to attempt to put my clothes back on, so we ended up stopped at a parking lot to wait out my inebriation, where I did pass out for a couple of hours.
Needless to say, shit was awkward when I woke up. I don't think me and my cousin will ever look at each other the same way again. So much awkward.

Aalila · Accepted Answer

I was at my girlfriends Halloween party she always mixes her own drinks and hers are deadly and lethal let me tell you she told me to take big sips Lord I had to wash it down with juice I'm light weight I've learned from that night because i was ripping people's costumes off of them or trying and she also ripped mines I fell once and ended up layed in my friends aka low key crushes bed Chatting and watching my guy friends and girlfriends game any ways she decided to rip my little red riding hood costume and my bra and stomach were out the guy i was crushing on was right beside me and she said she was helping me out and should have used that opportunity to straddle him but he was gaming and i was enjoying watching the game too he was in the lead if I was in his position i would be a bit upset if a girl sat on me while i was close to winning after he won i was thinking about it but didn't he saw my stomach and chest but that was all i could really remember she had to explain the rest of the night to me next day we also took random mix shots some sweet some not 🤔😅

CoffeeGirl456 · Accepted Answer

A hahaha , ok , that time I was header volunteer club and we had volunteering activities in country side of Thailand 10 days, a club members were variety of students, once night, one of engineer student got drunk and tried to climb into a girls room (we were rest in small school building) meanwhile I and some friends were drinking nearly the corner area. I was heard a girl sound scream from some one forced into her. I can't remember who had tried to stopped me , what I remember is suddenly I was waking into that room, a bottle of Thai Vodga in my hand broak and some bloods come from someone head (engineer student) and all was quite. His friends runs to helped him safe. ahahaha next day, no one had talked to me. No one talked about that night. After back to university (10 days after) some note into my locker "be careful". That my drunk story. lol but now I dont drink at all.

JimRSmith · Accepted Answer

I once ended up about 20 odd miles away from where I was meant to be, at night, in a foreign country, with a dog licking my face as I was lying in its back garden.

Never did figure out how I got there, and it took me ALL night before I managed to find somebody who vaguely knew where I should have been, and gave me a lift back.

I am forever indebted to that guy, as the police didn't want to know.

Underduress · Accepted Answer

Like the guy in the picture I don’t recollect your honor. I would sleep it off under my car starring at the oil pan, woke up with this I can’t describe woman because I don’t want to get sick writing this. Couldn’t find my car thank goodness, couldn’t negotiate a 12’ wide sidewalk, I think I will stop here because it is starting to make me feel woozy and I don’t touch the stuff anymore.

kayakkyle46 · Answer

Got hammered in Sonoma valley at wine conference and blacked out. Remember leaving conference to go to more bars. Remember paying a bum $100 for a blanket. Woke up on side of the street 8 blocks away from hotel with my conference name tag and suit still on. Phone gone. most of money intact. It was a rough week after that. Scary.

codeblack45 · Answer

Oh Jesus ,,,, there's so many... one time I got so fucking hammered I ended up walking around shirtless , pulled over by the police with my best friend, and the night ended with staying in a dirty ass motel with bbw porn on the telly lmao

TacosRAwesome · Answer

I do a good job of embarrassing myself while sober.

Johnathan1 · Answer

I was drinking those mikes hard lemonades and around my fifth one my cousins friend poured half of one out and filled it up with pure vodka when i went to the bathroom. When i came back he told me if i didn't chug it i was a bitch so i did. And an hour later i passed out on the trampoline. And when i woke up i was soaked because it rained all night

xlsScummer · Answer

Was drinking with one of my ex gf's, and got hammered. She was getting frisky with me and as soon we got in bed and the clothes were off, I threw up everywhere.

Eagle1kenobi · Answer

Got too hammered one night, passed out and found out the next day that I had apparently walked down to the cat litter box a couple hrs later and taken a leak in it.

Rox95 · Answer

I vomited up purple stained spaghetti into my friends shoe and it didn't even look like I had chewed my food! So gross. Lol

19magic · Answer

Probably when I pulled down my trousers to piss in the under stairs cupboard, thankfully I do not remember that so it's not really that embarrassing

backtoblackkkk · Answer

I don't really have an embarrassing story while being drunk. Maybe the only embarrassing thing I did was talk absolute nonsense.

Nader95 · Answer

none as my body seems to handle alcohol mire then i would like it to

Anonymous · Answer

A black out, one day I was drinking and I just don't remember what happened next.. when in woke up in the morning I didn't remember who changed my cloths etc. lol

Beatamarea · Answer

Had sex with a slightly unattractive girl who was on her period. Had old blood leaking out... ugh

Anonymous · Answer

It was a wild night, I and some were pub crawling, and that led to a black out. The next morning I woke up in my grandma's house, naked in a bed with a fat girl and my best friend.

Rainbowdash01 · Answer

To be honest I never have been drunk so I don't really have an embarrassing drunk story to tell

Anonymous · Answer

Drunk called a bitch and told her I loved her. Being an asshole I was totally out character.

BaileyisDarcy · Answer

I went to bed, fell asleep and missed the party.

deraz24 · Answer

I passed out and peed a little bit lol

dhruv9x · Answer

I tore a girls top, slept with her boob in mouth

Sexyfellow · Answer

I'll pass on that one

hiphopbean · Answer

never got drunk lol!

Titanic1912 · Answer

Never been drunk.

tripulk · Answer

I never had a drink

Tohru · Answer

I don't drink

Liquid_Ocelot · Answer

I didn't get drunk

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