
What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done drunk?


I've slept in someone's vomit 🤢
Flashed a guy
@JRJunior yes.
@gwenhwyfar what happened?
@MarkyMark77 we ended up hooking up. Just hand stuff though.
@gwenhwyfar fun! who was the guy?
@MarkyMark77 a guy in college
@gwenhwyfar nice just like at a party or something? did u like randomly flash him?
@MarkyMark77 right. No, I wanted to hook up with him and I wanted to get his attention.
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Apparently I made out with this marine that was on my ship when we were on Liberty in Miami before heading to a humanitarian mission in South America (I’m former Navy for those who don’t know). Thing is, I don’t even remember doing it. My friend and the other marines that were with us told me about it the next day. That marine didn’t talk to me again for the entire duration of the deployment, most likely to avoid awkward confrontations. I didn’t blame him at all. I was embarrassed myself because I’m normally prudish, but I was really drunk that night.
I got drunk when I went to a Halloween party with my friend, and got drunk fast because I was drinking one drink and then there was another drink in drink dispenser, I thought it was lemonade but it turned out to be another alcoholic drink and I think I kept asking my friend if there was food when there wasn't but my ass was hungry. Anyway, I then had throw up and I threw up for a long time. Yeah the morning after, I felt like shit and was embarrassed for me and I feel like I also embarrassed my friend 🥴😅🙃😂
I got endless stories. And I am not much for embarrassment. Seems petty to feel "embarrassed" over things. But the one memory that brings me the most shame was sleeping like a drunkard in a Karaoke box. Then my friends started teasing me as young people tend to do, like drawing stuff on my face and stuff. I woke up all pissed and started swinging wildly before I was fully conscious. I managed to knock out two of my closest friends and also punched a girl straight in the gut while she was gasping to breathe. Then I was sorry, so sorry, and felt so ashamed. But I wasn't even really conscious when I did that.
I especially felt bad for the girl. I kept asking her if she was okay after but my friends pulled me away like I'm some monster. I didn't feel bad for my haymakers knocking two of my guy friends out. Don't draw on my fucking face! But she was just playing with my feet. And she is girl.
I´ve shit myself without realizing it. I was drunk I didn´t even care when people fled from me.
Waking up the next finding myself in bed with the trousers full of shit lying on the floor full of my shit and piss. Washing it out I swore to myself never getting so drunk again a promise I kept ever since.
Oh, that's grim...
The first and second drunk moments ever.
First: being super emotional and crying at a frat house party 🙈
Second: supposed to be pregaming, but I was so lightweight I got drunk before and during a whole 5k run with my friends 😂 I was so hyper, jumpy, and giggling.
O man I don't even wanna say to be honest. Suffice to say I embarrassed myself to like a 1,000 people online in a group I'm part of and to a person I like multiple times. And was wondering around my neighborhood ranting to myself.
When I was in college my used to be best friend recorded me in a threesome with two other girl which was a awesome experience for me of course but when I seen it online I felt betrayed and embarrassed it look good lol but I did not want the whole world too see it.
At a joint 18th bday party after my last day of school I got drunk and started shouting at someone whilst sitting on the toilet. Then I started throwing toilet rolls out of the stall only to realise I had none left so had to ask for one back. Turns out the person wasn't there anymore. Anyway when I got out of the stall a bouncer was standing right in front of me and nearly kicked me out of the venue there and then.
I've never been drunk. I do not like alcohol. I've never wanted to be drunk or an idiot or to have a hangover, get arrested, have a wreck, get some stranger pregnant... etc.
I've had a little buzz and then I stop drinking.
I cannot really say... drinking from a real boot, pooring alcckazels in my beer to avoid hangover. and well there was story about a wedding party. I cannot really tell. but lets say that things were confused and someone believe from my back I was one of ghe invited kissing another women but his wife. so yeah there were some minutes of chaos.
I wasn’t drunk but the drink and food didn’t agree with me and I threw up. I hate throwing up but at least it was at my aunt’s house I could’ve been out in public somewhere.
I was in my underwear frisking my guy friends that were passed out on the floor after a house party looking for a condom. Didn’t find one. I was 19.
I probably don’t remember...
But I do remember sharing some of my inner most thoughts with two people. They were cool about it though. I am generally a closed person so for me it is embarrassing.
Peed between 2 cars on the street thinking no one saw me... but they saw my butt and laughed because there was a canel in between the otherside and me so people saw me... the embarrassment. 🥴
@goldentulip lol how many people?
A group of 3 people haha
@goldentulip they prolly thought u had a cute ass haha. did u try and hide it or just let them look?
Listened to Coldplay. Cringe
The benefit of getting blackout drunk is not remembering the most embarrassing stuff
Lmfao
It was this song, wasn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-RcX5DS5A
Heh gonna plead the fifth 🤐
I love coldplay. :D
@Inquisitive3 I also love Coldplay!! That's so unfair, right? LOL
@stuntbrain you are forgetting THIS:
What would you like to know? ↗
I'll never ever forget this post @stuntbrain
I guess I am pretty cringey if my music taste is cringe :D *shrug*
Well, looks like I missed the drunk post, what a shame.
It was the best post ever!
Women are allowed to like Coldplay
call it female privilege
I don't judge musical taste on one guilty pleasure. What are some other bands/musicians you enjoy?
Imagine Dragons. Do you know that one?
@Desconhecida can't forget some of my finest work
@stuntbrain of course I can't. I'm a fan!😘
lmao @ female privilege
I wouldn't even know where to begin with music, I'm all over the map with that one.
I know you like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhC-aOMfz_k
There's nothing better than making people laugh
A clown in past life
A fool in this one
Both musical acts are superior to Coldplay
Thank you for your gift to the world :D
Unfortunately for the world, many cannot appreciate my comedic contribution
It takes a special kind of person to "get it" 😁
Wow! So much modesty...
Lol. There's the proof
Downed 2 bootlegger lemonade im about 1 min no food yet, while my bald Friend gave me a hair cut, decided go eat my cheese burrito while he did, even when I finally noticed my hair in it I as still ate it. Memories was very buzzed
Sucked off s group of guys i met in a bar who were frat brothers.
@JRJunior 8 of them. Went back to their frat house
@JRJunior i sucked all eight of them
Had a nice date with a girl
Turned out to be another girl which didn't know about any date with me
So I was so drunk that I picked up the wrong girl for a 4 hours date...
Let it slip but I was in love with another colleague at the Christmas party
I've only been drunk once, but I ended up passed out on my doorstep.
Had sex with a guy I just met in the living room of a house party. I’m told I didn’t notice when other guys took his place or I didn’t care.
omg thats wild how many people watched?
@JRJunior I was really drunk so I don’t really know. Some people tell me four or five, some people tell me twenty. All I really know is I woke up really sore, really messy, and naked on the dining table.
thats hot! was this at a college party? how old were u?
@MarkyMark77 first week of freshman year. So much for starting over with a new reputation. By the end of the month people were saying I had fucked every guy at the party and in my dorm.
that makes a little more sense that u were a freshman. do you at least remember the first guy fucking u? was that the craziest thing u ever did sexually?
I got drunk around my brother in law and made a fool of myself and probably said somethings I shouldn’t have.
@kkirk4442 Honestly alcohol Is great, and I don’t wanna sound like a addict, but It’s nice getting all loosened up but It does make u a shit head at the end.
But I don’t regret it, and I’m most likely to do it again, again.
@kkirk4442 True, but something about having booze to loosen up makes it more exciting.
This girl with downsyndrome outside a nightclub and everyone saw
Besides passing out on the toilet a couple times... Breaking up bar fights with other drunk people... Passing out at the bar. Mind you, all happened when I was in my early 20s first time drinking.
Got so drink at bar took off my clothes put them on table and fell asleep on a couch think thought I was at home
Went down a flight of stairs on my ass because I was too drunk to walk down
I don't drink. Because I have no interest in embarrassing myself.
Wanting to fight old people at the casino years sgo.
Nothing really I'm able to control myself juuust barely up to to °%.
*2°%
Getting walked in on by my dad while having intercourse with my boyfriend when I was 17
@user38283737 omg nightmare. did u stop or just keep going haha?
We stopped
@user38283737 thats intense. what position were u in?
Missionary
@user38283737 well at least he didn't see u naked just ur bfs ass haha. what did he say?
No it was the other way around, the door was on the ither side so he saw both of us naked
@user38283737 omg what did he say?
He said sorry and closed the door, you can pm me if you want
I got lost in a foreign country and just started laughing shopkeepers before my friends found me.
I slept w the fugly bar slut... smh... walk of shame.
i let a girl pee in my mouth, but i actually liked it
Ended up making out with a large older lady and playing with her tits in a taxi
Passed out drunk on the floor and ended up on facebook
Had sex with a female friend who's an attention seeker
I wouldn't remember thankfully.
I've never had alcohol, is that weird?
Thankfully, not drunk yet 😅
Tried to have sex and couldn't... lol
Puked and annoyed a lot of people at a party
Nothing - I don't drink.
i never get drunk..
i never drink such thing..
I slept in lady restroom
I don't remember... I was drunk! Hahaha
drove my convertible through town naked
I fell over while sitting.
I don’t drink
Sucked my cousins titties😬😬
lol it was a joke it never happened 😂😂
Farting around a lot of people.
exist.
I checked the question, odd but how do you remember it?
Drink drive and wrapped my car around a tree
I voted for Obama after going out to happy hour
Proselytize. 🤣
One night stand
Normal sex
Fucking in public
Gave a blowjob.
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