What is the most embarrassing thing you done when drunk?

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humanearth · Accepted Answer

Well not so embarrassing now, It's funny as hell now

But on New Years Eve one year this has to be my most embarrassing moment of my life.

I was not planing on going out. So I started drinking at home (At this time of my life I was hiding my crossdressing... Can you see where this is going) and I had this long flowly black cocktail dress hidden in my closet for like ever.

So after I had a couple of beers and a shot of rum. I was feeling pretty good and at that moment I just had to go put on the dress. So after I put this dress, I get the desire to go out dancing, but I can't go in my area. Didn't want my buds to catch me in a dress.

So I took a cab to another town and went to this Saloon. Now mind you I have a big brown beard, long and shitloads of chest hair sticking out of where my would be boobs would be at. I call it my perky chest hair.

I walked into the door and all eyes where on me. (Well dude in a dress wouldn't you stare to) I was expecting all kinds of hate, but I got just the opposite reaction. I just walked up to the bar order my beer and went straight to the dance floor.

You are not going to belive this, but honney I had girls all around me. They were buying me drinks and talking to me. (A man in dress was getting more action then other men)

Well I was clicking with this one girl and things were going good. Then my buddies walked into the saloon. I fucking stopped in my tracks. I looked like a deer caught in the headlights.

I'm going aw shit aw shit what the fuck am I going to do. There is no way out, but the front door. I'm freaking out and scared shitless. I have no idea what my buddies are going to do if they catch me like this.

So me and the girl I was dancing with went to a booth and I tried hiding. Well That for a minute or to. I had to piss so bad and if you know when your in a crowed bar, the bathrooms are always a wait line. Thank The Lord that my wait was short. I made it to the bathroom without being seen.

I got busted coming out of the John. There is me and my buddies staring at me face to face. I fucking beat red in the face and trying to think of a excuse of why I am in dress. I tried playing it off as a New Years Eve prank. They were yeah, what ever lie you want to tell yourself. They picked on me so bad, teased me and everything. Till they followed me to my booth and saw the girl I was with. They mouth shut up faster then a race car going down a drag strip

If you could only see the look on their face when they seen me with this hot girl and I am the one in a dress. Me and her danced the rest of the night and we left together. Spent the night at my place. and you want to know something else. We ended up dating for about a yr and half.

My buddies never got a date that night.

Here is another funny PS to this

I found out about 10 years later that one of my buddies that were teasing me and picking on me. Became a professional drag queen and was making more money then any of us.

mstbooblover · Accepted Answer

Being nearly never drunk, one day still, when I was student to the highschool for biochemistry, our class visited a brewery where we were allowed to drink as much as we wanted. No need to tell about the next day's hangovers... But, coming back from the brewery really deeply drunk, barely standing, I tried to ask a classmate to have some water from a puddle to get my face refreshed. Obviously what I thought having asked clearly seemed actually have been indistinct babble leading the other students to believe I asked to drink some water of the puddle. During some weeks I was reminded of that episode, and no one ever believed what I really had tried to ask for.

The few times in my life I was drunk, I learned that the consciousness is still well present, while the body looses all preciseness to say the least. Inhibitions seem to be removed, but I know that completely drunk or stoned, we're still completely responsible for our actions, safe of course when having fallen into a coma ;0)

melanieeeB · Accepted Answer

I was always well behaved when drunk and never did stupid stuff, cause I can still think clearly while drunk even in my most drunkest state I was still aware of my behavior and surrounding lol

mandyfire98 · Accepted Answer

Wellll lol. I might've made some decisions drinking at college.

Charliefretz329 · Answer

Someone brought me to my bosses house after I was well whisky’d up around 18/19 years old. I did baaaaddd things and said baaaad things to his wife and almost quit me job the next day rather than suffer the embarrassment of facing him. It only came back in small flashes the next day.

I peed in his mailbox.
I insulted his wife.
I blew an air horn repeatedly outside in his neighbourhood late at night and pissed off his neighbours.
And at some point in the night someone drove me through a McDonalds drive through where I flashed the girl at the pick up window and they took off without even getting their food cause they were so embarrassed.

I swore off 99.999% of whisky that night over 20 years ago.

My Native American blood betrayed me…

😳 embarrassed 🙈 1000%

Googlemyahoo · Answer

In my 20s partied a lot. I had a summer job at this steel factory & showed up drunk & hungover. I took a bunch of anti nausea pills that cause drowsiness. I found a spot to hide & fell asleep. Woke up went walking around ran into one of the other student employees they were like “I didn’t know you were on the afternoon shift?”

I was like AFTERNOONS? It was like 9pm. I fell asleep at like 11 in the afternoon

dustybiker · Answer

Never been drunk. I usually get sleepy with just one drink.

goaded · Answer

Gone to bed naked. On top of the covers. In a hotel. And left the door ajar.

Nikki1989 · Answer

My clothes have a tendency to come off when I am drunk. I won't say any more than that.

Mark987 · Answer

I went to a club and pissed behind a curtain on the main floor lol

bananathunder · Answer

masturbated for a couple friends that wanted to watch

NathanDavis · Answer

I've done while sober... lmao, nah... I don't get wasted like that

Phoenix98 · Answer

Almost died 😕

sent drunken voice messages to a girl I like many times 🤦🏼‍♂️

embarrassed myself online to possibly hundreds of people 😂😐.

Embarrassed myself in general trying to walk and speak straight lol.

Animallover3742 · Answer

Tried to find chronicles of Narnia in my closet.

Wicked_Witch · Answer

I sing karaoke sometimes. No, I’m not a good singer 😐

Anonymous · Answer

Let my boyfriends brother get me drunk and fuck me when he got out of prison 🤫

RavVid · Answer

I emptied a train carriage with projectile vomiting.

exitseven · Answer

I told a girl I loved her.

Fuentes · Answer

I tried to fight Ducks at the lake lol

Walrus_au · Answer

sat on armchair in club, proceeded too throw up a gut-full of pre-drunk alcohol onto my shirt and pissed myself at the same time.

bigpauly · Answer

I don’t wanna say

Wish4UrB00ty · Answer

I’ve never been drunk.

Blackcupcake · Answer

nothing embarrassing just stupid lol

xJeremyx · Answer

Never been drunk. Never intend to get drunk.

Agape93 · Answer

I don't remember lol

BJP21 · Answer

Kissed a guy on a dare.

Lee1515 · Answer

nothing nave bin drunk

Alex8736 · Answer

where do i begin? 😂😇

cootjuhh · Answer

pole dance naked in someones garden

abc3643 · Answer

Voted Republican

CloudMassacre · Answer

Cry into a trashcan

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