What’s the worst/craziest thing you’ve done while drunk?

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LifeHitMeandRan · Accepted Answer

YES! MY kind of question. The first 5 were when I was in the Navy (I was 22 when I got out) and the rest were after.

1. I broke into Senior Chief's office and put laxatives in his coffee. I was on leave but staying in the area and got drunk.

2. In the barracks, 8 of us had the "genius" idea to host a DBZ style tournament, but instead of a full fight, we took a shot for each hit we failed to block.

3. Decided to break into the Army barracks and yell "FIRE WATCH" at the top of my lungs while they were having their G. I. Party (cleaning the barracks, which in the Navy we call Field Day).

4. Had one of my shipmates call my ex (who had just cheated on me) and act like he was interested in her, only for her to show up to nobody waiting. I paid him $50 to do so.

5. On a dare, I stripped down to nothing but underwear and socks and made snow angels in 15 degree weather outside the barracks then ran back inside before the MPs showed up.

6. Went drinking downtown, then ran up and down the strip yelling that I was going to make a naked country music video. Thankfully the police sent me to the VA instead of jail.

7. The very last time I got drunk. Went alcohol-free for 2 years after the 6th incident above. Graduated Corrections academy. Attended a party thinking a female classmate would be there. She wasn't. Fellow officer encouraged me to drink and we ended up mixing Jack, Hennessy and Patron. Then me and him ended up getting into a fight somehow (I am 5'10" and 240lbs against him 6'3" and 280lbs). Neither of us remembered the fight, but woke up the next morning in a local park. We laughed the shit off and went on to work together as partners in our local jail. That was the last time I ever touched alcohol and I've been sober for 3 years.

exitseven · Accepted Answer

So many things. I dove off a bridge to impress a girl.

One time there were two carloads of kids driving to the beach. we were on the highway and one car pulled along side the other car. When we got close enough I went from one car to the other at 70 MPH. There are probably some that are even worse than that.

Nikki1989 · Accepted Answer

You can tell when I am truly drunk because my clothes come off. That is just one of the many reasons why I avoid drinking to excess.

mandyfire98 · Accepted Answer

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James The Foodie · Accepted Answer

One night in Bangkok, I decided to join a group of locals for late-night street food. We stumbled upon a vendor selling cricket tacos. Encouraged by them (and the drinks), I dove in and ended up devouring several tacos filled with crispy fried crickets. Surprisingly, the crunchy texture and savory flavor were quite enjoyable. It was a wild and memorable culinary adventure! 😄🦗🌮

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Sharkstealth · Answer

Fell asleep on the toilet in a club and they didn't know i was in there and they closed and locked all the doors with me still inside.

Also had many fun sexual encounters with very cute girls at parties or outside/inside clubs. Parking garage sex, blowjobs in ladies bathroom.

Finchie40 · Answer

Had sex with a girl that I didn’t really want to have sex with , she wasn’t ugly , just not really my type , but she kept throwing herself at me and I said fuck it and screwed her , the next morning I kicked myself in the ass lol

Zack-Bann · Answer

Turned down a cute girl who was also drunk, took me to her room and got naked

Technically I felt wrong for taking advantage of her in that state but I was pretty hammered too

I do wonder if I should have done it differently

Miristheiss · Answer

I don't get drunk. Sounds like getting drunk is part of your lifestyle. One of the biggest red flags out there.

BetaBucks · Answer

Stole a gold cart and cussed at the owners for getting mad at me about doing it.

Ironco · Answer

Jumped off the second store balcony of a hotel and jumped onto the hood of a brand new Pontiac Trans Am. Smashed it in. Not one of my proudest moments... I was around 22 at the time

nolabels · Answer

In my life, or in the last couple of months? Never mind, the events of the recent past are too traumatic for me to revisit at this time.

Anonymous · Answer

I was arrested for "vehicle Sodomy". You ever been so drunk you set a legal precedence? It's not my fault. Sometimes you get liqoured up enough even a SVU starts to look like Ashley Graham.😆

Ladsin2 · Answer

Don't know. The worst that comes to mind was a pretty wild night, but ended with my friend's mom redressing me because I passed out nude in their living room.

dean53AU · Answer

Craziest or should I say stupidest thing is driving a car or riding a motorcycle drunk.

Squatting_Slav · Answer

When I'm drunk I don't actually do anything crazy I'm quite tame haha

Staximus · Answer

Hit a guy in the head with a beer mug full of Crown Royal whiskey

DerekC321 · Answer

I told a friend things I shouldn't have said.

Anonymous · Answer

I gave a guy I barely know a handjob on a dare

DrPepper12 · Answer

Told my girlfriend to meet me at hotel where I was banging some other girl.

4ngelic · Answer

screaming in the street in pjs

jjj101010 · Answer

Picked up a couple of bad injuries whilst drunk

Anonymous · Answer

I never get drunk, I don't like the taste of alcohol.

strateguy632 · Answer

Craziest was singing

jamesgoldman · Answer

Sung Louis Armstrong for an hour

ChicoFromThe305 · Answer

Finish breaking my phone

PhilRod · Answer

Had two guys cum on my face

Luckycharms12 · Answer

lol I plead the fifth

eagle1951 · Answer

I don't remember

dreamstar72 · Answer

Peed the bed

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