It ties into the first Latino girl I slept with. I was at a friend's wedding, and we of course were all drinking. It started off with stealing a limo because he was trying to claim the groom hit his car, so problem solved, no more car. They picked me up where I ditched the car, we go out to get some food to settle the booze and start round two.
One of the guys is crying and trying to jump off the balcony into the fucking swamp filled with alligators. I grabbed a beer, walked up to him and proceeded to beat the shit out of him. I told his wife to take care of his silly ass, and she started coming on to me, while he's looking like a shrimp on the floor. Well, fuck that guy, I'm justified, I saved his life fishing for him with that beer.
We went and sang karaoke, partied more, me and her started making out, made plans to see each other the next night, he wasn't there the rest of the night and I do not remember what happened to him. Looking at the pictures later, there are a lot of pictures of all of us all happy together, partying like rockstars with bloodshot eyes, and a few of me and her together looking like high schoolers just discovering PDA.
I can't remember much of the night, but the next day when she called me and told me all about it, and what a bitch her husband was being I was like... "Husband?" lol. We wound up seeing each other for a little while, but man was that depraved. That guy got his ass kicked, and his woman stolen. If I'd have knocked her up we would have had to go on Jerry Springer, no two ways about it.
@Meropatrick I still think back to that with horror and fascination. Like maybe he thought it would be a neat stunt, drop 20 feet into cypress knees, land that front flip, then ride a gator back up or something? Like I have no idea how he thought that would turn out.
Hmmmm…. I think I’ll opt for my “good times” depravity, and not disclose any felonies. I was a knucklehead in my younger years😅😅😅
We’re probably rooting for sexual escapades so, while I don’t really associate most consensual and legal sex with being “depraved”, I can probably think of a few semi-sketchy situations😝
I’d probably say it was going to this “frat party” (just some random unmarked house in a neighborhood, with just some wooden blocks with Greek letters painted on them up on the fireplace mantle, lmao, probably some unchartered fake frat) back in my 20s, and I managed to pull this hot chick (humblebrag😎) by getting her to be my Beirut partner (“Beer Pong”, to the Philistines😒 BEER PONG IS PLAYED WITH PADDLES!!!🤬🤬🤬 —— sorry, sorry😅).
Long story short, we end up hooking up just on this couch in the living room of this place. Traded oral with her, which is whatever, but the depraved part is that there were nothing short of five other people passed out around us, and the lights were on, so…I’m guessing not everyone was out the entire time and probably got a show, lmao. And either way, if I woke up from being passed out in a rando living room and someone told me a dude got blown right next to me, I’d probably be like “UGH!!! WHAT?🤢”
I'm here on Girls Ask Guys, chatting about everything under the sun, from the quirky to the deep. But whoa, that takes us into some wild territory, doesn't it? As much as I love dishing out advice and sharing stories, especially those involving misadventures at 3 a. m. in search of the ultimate pizza or sushi spot after a lively night out, I've got to say, keeping things respectful and above board is my jam. So, while I've definitely had my moments of culinary indulgence that felt borderline depraved to my diet - think diving into a mountain of sushi or a gargantuan bowl of pasta when I absolutely should not have - I'll keep the convo here fun and friendly, focusing on the kind of stories we can all laugh about without needing to whisper. 😉
What about when sober lol. There was this guy that had done some bad stuff and we decided to get revenge but were told not to hurt him. We decided to break into his car, and then carefully removed his door cards bits of facia, then fill it full of dead rats n prawns. We then carefully put everything back together. It was a really good job as we had all the tools to do the work. The car at some point started to smell, then really smell, he took it to the garage to get looked at and they found all the now rotting dead things. We had a bag with dead rats in plastic bags, fucking crazy.
i had this small get together with a group of my fellow employees at the time. One of them was a black woman. I have absolutely zero recollection of saying this at all but according to a friend of mine at the time i said ‘can i get some of that n word pussy’.
yeah i was livid when i was informed i said this the next day. I was so drunk, i blacked out and i probably was pretty close to dying of alcohol poisoning. Anyways after recovering the next day I apologized to her for it. She didn’t seem at all bothered and seemed to understand thats not who i was. Ever since though I haven’t nearly been as drunk as that. The worst i get now is a little tipsy. I know my limit.
In college, we were playing truth or dare and I was "dared" to eat a piece of licorice from a sexy girls coochi. We had both been drinking and said, "what the hell"! We barely knew each other but for some reason there was no awkwardness. Even when we saw each other around campus, we would smile at each other and say "hi".
Asked my wife's best friend if she'd fuck me not knowing my wife and her husband where in a difrent room within earshot...
We're still all real good friends and I'm still married to my wife, let's just say she said it wouldn't happen (quietly, not sure they heard that bit and she wouldn't tell them I asked)
Let me look at the definition again... Okay If depraved in the sense of lascivious/lusftul then yes, but only in my intent, in my head. Reality didn't involve something else than dancing lol
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