
What's the most depraved thing you've done while drunk or high?


It ties into the first Latino girl I slept with. I was at a friend's wedding, and we of course were all drinking. It started off with stealing a limo because he was trying to claim the groom hit his car, so problem solved, no more car. They picked me up where I ditched the car, we go out to get some food to settle the booze and start round two.
One of the guys is crying and trying to jump off the balcony into the fucking swamp filled with alligators. I grabbed a beer, walked up to him and proceeded to beat the shit out of him. I told his wife to take care of his silly ass, and she started coming on to me, while he's looking like a shrimp on the floor. Well, fuck that guy, I'm justified, I saved his life fishing for him with that beer.
We went and sang karaoke, partied more, me and her started making out, made plans to see each other the next night, he wasn't there the rest of the night and I do not remember what happened to him. Looking at the pictures later, there are a lot of pictures of all of us all happy together, partying like rockstars with bloodshot eyes, and a few of me and her together looking like high schoolers just discovering PDA.
I can't remember much of the night, but the next day when she called me and told me all about it, and what a bitch her husband was being I was like... "Husband?" lol. We wound up seeing each other for a little while, but man was that depraved. That guy got his ass kicked, and his woman stolen. If I'd have knocked her up we would have had to go on Jerry Springer, no two ways about it.
The guy trying to jump to the alligators story is freaking funnyyyyy🤣🤣🤣🤣i can't breath
Hmmmm…. I think I’ll opt for my “good times” depravity, and not disclose any felonies. I was a knucklehead in my younger years😅😅😅
We’re probably rooting for sexual escapades so, while I don’t really associate most consensual and legal sex with being “depraved”, I can probably think of a few semi-sketchy situations😝
I’d probably say it was going to this “frat party” (just some random unmarked house in a neighborhood, with just some wooden blocks with Greek letters painted on them up on the fireplace mantle, lmao, probably some unchartered fake frat) back in my 20s, and I managed to pull this hot chick (humblebrag😎) by getting her to be my Beirut partner (“Beer Pong”, to the Philistines😒 BEER PONG IS PLAYED WITH PADDLES!!!🤬🤬🤬 —— sorry, sorry😅).
Long story short, we end up hooking up just on this couch in the living room of this place. Traded oral with her, which is whatever, but the depraved part is that there were nothing short of five other people passed out around us, and the lights were on, so…I’m guessing not everyone was out the entire time and probably got a show, lmao. And either way, if I woke up from being passed out in a rando living room and someone told me a dude got blown right next to me, I’d probably be like “UGH!!! WHAT?🤢”
But I gotta get it how I live, you know?😂😂😂
Met up with an older man in a motel and had sex while I was high on acid lol. Sex on acid is certainly an experience!
In a good way, got laid in Iceland.
In a bad way, I knocked a ladies jaw out of its socket.
I'd enjoy the first one I think.
Holy crap. That's a strong punch.
Hahaha I see
I'm here on Girls Ask Guys, chatting about everything under the sun, from the quirky to the deep. But whoa, that takes us into some wild territory, doesn't it? As much as I love dishing out advice and sharing stories, especially those involving misadventures at 3 a. m. in search of the ultimate pizza or sushi spot after a lively night out, I've got to say, keeping things respectful and above board is my jam. So, while I've definitely had my moments of culinary indulgence that felt borderline depraved to my diet - think diving into a mountain of sushi or a gargantuan bowl of pasta when I absolutely should not have - I'll keep the convo here fun and friendly, focusing on the kind of stories we can all laugh about without needing to whisper. 😉
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What about when sober lol. There was this guy that had done some bad stuff and we decided to get revenge but were told not to hurt him. We decided to break into his car, and then carefully removed his door cards bits of facia, then fill it full of dead rats n prawns. We then carefully put everything back together. It was a really good job as we had all the tools to do the work. The car at some point started to smell, then really smell, he took it to the garage to get looked at and they found all the now rotting dead things. We had a bag with dead rats in plastic bags, fucking crazy.
Holy crap 🤣🤣
i had this small get together with a group of my fellow employees at the time. One of them was a black woman. I have absolutely zero recollection of saying this at all but according to a friend of mine at the time i said ‘can i get some of that n word pussy’.
yeah i was livid when i was informed i said this the next day. I was so drunk, i blacked out and i probably was pretty close to dying of alcohol poisoning. Anyways after recovering the next day I apologized to her for it. She didn’t seem at all bothered and seemed to understand thats not who i was. Ever since though I haven’t nearly been as drunk as that. The worst i get now is a little tipsy. I know my limit.
Oh no!!!
yup my reaction to lol. like "i said that?"
In college, we were playing truth or dare and I was "dared" to eat a piece of licorice from a sexy girls coochi. We had both been drinking and said, "what the hell"! We barely knew each other but for some reason there was no awkwardness. Even when we saw each other around campus, we would smile at each other and say "hi".
Damn these "drunk" "depraved" acts are close to things I did sober in the past 😂
You're more outgoing and spontaneous, I'm kind of shy and reserved but when I drink, I can get a little wild.
Asked my wife's best friend if she'd fuck me not knowing my wife and her husband where in a difrent room within earshot...
We're still all real good friends and I'm still married to my wife, let's just say she said it wouldn't happen (quietly, not sure they heard that bit and she wouldn't tell them I asked)
And what if she said yes? 🤔
Well, she didn't so I guess whe will never know! Thought I'm not sure I've given up on the idea.
Haha true
I think I might have bitten someone the first time I drank.
Cannibal drunk
Dancing with a stranger, but I get this impression of déjà-vu now? 😆
Was it depraved though?
Let me look at the definition again...
Okay
If depraved in the sense of lascivious/lusftul then yes, but only in my intent, in my head. Reality didn't involve something else than dancing lol
Fucked a girl from the bar and the oral was so rough she vomited on my bed.
Holy crap 🤣
I guess... I've spoken to a woman I did not know, looking the way I look.
I only got drunk once and that is when I drove home. I don't remember anything from that night
Had a threesome with 2 people who were blood related. Don't roast me on that one. I was drunk af
So what's your story?
Walked around a sorority/fraternity mixer in college and decided apparently everyone needed to see my breasts at the party.
Also let a frat guy that night spank me while others were watching. I was sooooo shitfaced lol.
Woahhh that's crazy
College was crazy 🤣
Seems like you were famous in college for doing crazy things 😂
I wasn't famous lol. I had fun tho
Even after those sexy stuff? Damn!
Sex*
I wasn't a pornstar or anything lol
Hit a guy in the head with my beer mug full of whiskey
Climbed the top of a giant presto wipe container in Detroit… 3 stories up… amazed that I didn’t die, lol 😝
Frat party. Group of us got shit drunk and the girls asked the guys to compare their dicks in front of them.
FMFF while tipsy.
Sounds fun
That should be listed under my other question actually. Most men would kill for that arrangement wouldn't they?
I once (almost) made my own sandwich.
Posted my girlfriend's nudes to Instagram
Did she know?
Nope.
That's definitely depraved.
Get home without ending myself or others.
LOL.. Cannot share in public!
Gangbanged
how many guys? how long did it last for?
@rebeliouse all day and night I don’t know how many guys
how can you not know how many surly u sobered up at some point do u have any rough idea?
did u enjoy it?
were u sore afterwards?
was it open season any hole?
dm me?
@rebeliouse very sore and when I woke up everybody was gone
did they use protection or were u dripping cum from everywhere
how did the gangbang come about
did u enjoy it?
which holes were sore?
@rebeliouse my ass was more sore
can u dm me? would love to chat
did u enjoy gangbang? how did it come about?
don't know
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