What's the most stupidest thing you did while drunk?

[sunshinexoxo1]

I think this would count as not just stupid but serious too. One time, I woke up the next morning, realizing I had slept on my own vomit. It's a miracle I didn't suffocate.

What about you?

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+1 y

I'm not sure how I was able to still sleep with the vomit. By the time I woke up, it was dried vomit and it was late morning, around 11:20 am. Jikes.. I puked all over myself and still slept through.

[ChicanaChick]

Not so long ago I still drove and made it home safely with the exception of hitting my neighbor's parked vehicle and damaging the tail lights, the whole rear bumper and some scratches. Luckily they were on 2 week vacation, no one saw me and I didn't hurt anyone, just their car. Or else I would've been screwed, my life ruined. Never again.

I've already spoken with my insurance the following day after my hangover but never mentioned about driving drunk. I just said it was dark and I didn't see their vehicle. My neighbors will be back any time this week.

[swettannie]

gave my number to a man i was supposed to hate

[TommyMountainFigure]

Blimey. I can't type some of the REALLY stupid things I've done in the past whilst drunk, they really are that bad, but i have had to on more than one occasion walk home several miles stark naked, because my so called friends left me somewhere without my clothes, and no taxi would stop for me!

[Anonymous]

I didn’t do anything stupid drunk but one time when I was in college a girl forced herself into my dorm room while I was sleeping and peed on the floor

[Wallythewalrus2]

Ended up sleeping outside my hotel room, in the hallway, right outside my door, in my underwear. Security ended up waking me up and putting me in my room.

[jahaims]

Pepper spray fight or taking a bet to punch through a board that was set on fire.

[laly520]

I dont get drunk

[Pterodon]

Probably drive

[Anonymous]

Felt up my girlfriend's mother.