Getting drunk that one time 38 years ago WAS the dumbest thing I ever did. It ruined my life since I was passed out and also the only person old enough to legally buy alcohol at that party, I was carried to the back seat of the car while the other two slightly less drunk party goers went on a booze run at 2 am two hours after all the liquor stores were closed. Then they realized they didn't have any money so the attempted to rob the drive-thru of a fast food restaurant. They just happened to pick the one I was employed at. By the time the police got there they also were passed out. So the police put all three of us, still passed out, in hand cuffs and transported us to the jail and charged all three of us with armed robbery.
The dumbest thing I did while sober was let a newly minted public defender (I was her very first case ever, fresh out of law school) talk me into pleading guilty to armed robbery (in that state all passengers in a vehicle are charged with the same felony if any one passenger commits that felony) due to the fact that I would get five years of probation if I did but if I didn't I'd be charged with 23 counts of buying alcohol for persons under 21 (they were all college students who were 19 and 20 years old and the drinking age had been raised to 21 from 18 six months prior and all had previously legally drank) which would carry one year per count adding to 23 years. What she didn't know was that in reality I would have been found guilty of 23 counts and sentenced to 23 concurrent 30 day suspended sentences and one year of probation (as a first time offender) for those misdemeanors which I could have expunged by 1989. Instead I pled guilty to a serious felony which has remained on my record every since preventing me from getting a decent job, decent place to live and voting.
I've not been drunk since though I have occasionally taken a sip or two.
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I dove off a bridge to impress a girl. The tide had gone out and I almost broke my neck.
Well, it's how my parents found out i was Bi.
Got drunk hiding in my room with friends.
We got hungry and we came out my room talking loud and my friend and I kinda confessed some things to eachother attraction wise.
My pops was standing behind us arms crossed and pissed af.
It was like 3am and he had to be at work next day 6am and we were 16 and drunk woke him up, and pretty sure that wasn't how he wanted to find out i drank and ya know.
That I even remember? Hooked up with a stranger. One of the dumbest things I’ve ever done in my entire life.
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I had a phase where I was more of a party girl that I have completely grown out of and I am happy to forget.
Just my friends and I acting silly at home. Nothing too over the top. We would all be either too high or hung over to remember the details the day after thankfully so no one got too embarrassed.
Just blacking out and apparently said stuff I never would say ever lol. Also destroyed a few things in my house
I once dove off a 40-foot cliff. Luckily the water was deep and I was apparently relaxed, so I was unhurt. So much for smoking really good weed...
I know myself to well. I dont do either just fir that reason.
Kept forgetting my wife’s name…while she sat next to me.
Call the police to complaing about a very banal action.
Probably put my drink instead of food in the microwave
I started to Strip at a party
Told my girlfriend to bite my cock off
Jumped off 20 ft cliffs butt naked, lol.
Committed to AA, rather than join the gym,
Can't remember because I was high or drunk.😎
Can't remember...🙄
i don't get either
I don't do that.
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